The Improvement Game.

[The Night Angel]

Make it a cybernetically enhanced ninja wolf

How do you improve the above though??

 

[EmptyOptimist]

With frickin laser beams attached to their frickin foreheads.

How do you improve Lady Gaga?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I'm tempted to say "set her on fire" but how 'bout we just make it so that every time someone looks at her, they instantly forget that she exists, like The Silence from Dr. Who.

How do you improve a snow day in the middle of spring?

 

[Silverslith]

With a case of beer, a bottle of Jack, and a loaded hookah.

How do you improve the movie Water World?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

More giant, robotic crab monsters.

How do you improve dragons?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Make them undead nega dragons.

How do you improve a twisted plot line?

 

[Roxas1359]

Place some Deus Ex Machina in it.
How would you improve a laptop?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Give it a hover function.

How do you improve a sunny day?

 

[Roxas1359]

Blow up the sun. Explosion makes it more sunny.
How does one improve a pen?

 

[Silverslith]

Design it to shoot a plasma cannon that can blow up planets.

How do you improve Shirley Temple?

 

[sextus the crazy]

Power Metal Shirley Temple.

How do you improve gravity?

 

[Roxas1359]

Simple, change Earth's gravity to that of the moon's.
How would you improve Isaac Newton?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Make it a pencil.

How do you improve ludicrous speed?

 

[Roxas1359]

Add Uranium 238.
How would you improve a bottle of water?

 

[Silverslith]

Irradiate it.

How would you improve lasagne?

 

[Roxas1359]

Make it from a fat orange cat.
How would you improve a car engine?

 

[dalek sec]

Make it shooty!

How do you improve a bathtub?

 

[The Night Angel]

Fill it with hot water.

How do you improve beans on toast?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Scrape off the beans.

How do you improve Firefly?

 

[Silverslith]

Discontinue the series.

How would you improve Joss Whedon?