The Improvement Game.

[The Night Angel]

Stop people peeing in it.

How do you improve the internet??

 

[Dr.Susse]

With spiked balls.

How do you improve a folk rap cover.

 

[The Night Angel]

By filling it with gold coins and swimming in it (Scrooge McDuck style).

How do you improve Quiditch?

Edit: Ninja'd... but I'll keep my answer.

Yes!! Ninja'd you back. You got me three times the other day

OT: Give it to Zaphod.

How do you improve the Atlantic ocean??

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add more salmon.

How do you improve seafood?

 

[Final First]

Making sure it's shrimp 'cause that's the only seafood I like.

How do you improve an insane person in an asylum?

 

[The Night Angel]

Take him out of the asylum.

How do you improve the English language??

 

[Final First]

To become true Grammar Nazis and force all to use proper grammar.

How do you improve ice cream?

 

[The Night Angel]

Making it one or the other, at the moment it is an imposter on both counts

How do you improve people with fake tans??

 

[idodo35]

add it to TF2 (every hat is great in TF2!)

how do you improve chuck norris?

(captcha= whole shebang )

 

[Final First]

By making Morris.

How do you improve velociraptors?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Adding more pwoah.

How do you improve comic sans?

 

[The Night Angel]

give it back its serif

How do you improve monopoly??

 

[Matilda X]

By actually going to jail.

How do you improve Dick Clark?

 

[The Night Angel]

Change his middle name (Wagstaff??? Seriously???)

How do you improve Ireland's weather?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Make it rain whiskey.

How do you improve pyjamas?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make the appropriate all day wear!

How do you improve bacon?

 

[dalek sec]

With more bacon!

How do you improve soda?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By giving it teeth clean ability's.

How do you improve a JRPG?

 

[Matilda X]

By adding more Hentai.

How do you improve the wet spot?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By calling it the moist spot.

How do you improve art?