The Infinite Monkeys Theory
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that could be this universerockyoumonkeys said:
wait, are you a guy? because if you are youve got the wrong universe!
There's a universe that's exactly like this one, only with the color pallet shifted three to the right.
There's universes where life is like different movie genres, and one's a porno.
There's another universe where facebook doesn't exist. I'm looking for that universe.
There's a universe where macs don't suck.(or so I'm told)
There's a universe where Jeff Bridges won an Oscar for The Big Lebowski.
There's a universe in which dance is the primary method of communication.
There's a universe that's like erotic fanfiction.
There's a universe in which video games are considered high art.
There's no universe in which Duke Dukem Forever exists.
There's universes where life is like different movie genres, and one's a porno.
There's another universe where facebook doesn't exist. I'm looking for that universe.
There's a universe where macs don't suck.(or so I'm told)
There's a universe where Jeff Bridges won an Oscar for The Big Lebowski.
There's a universe in which dance is the primary method of communication.
There's a universe that's like erotic fanfiction.
There's a universe in which video games are considered high art.
There's no universe in which Duke Dukem Forever exists.
I got this theory a while ago regarding mirrors. When you look into a mirror, you in fact see what's in the next universe over in the long line of infinite universes. In that universe, everything looks the same, and in fact it is, except some small part of your universe is different. It could be as small as a 13-year-old in Cuba deciding to brush their hair one more stroke than in your universe, but it's different nonetheless. If you take two mirrors and make them face each other so you get that infinite reflection thing, you can see into the universes on either side of your place in the line, and if you had perfect, telescopic vision, you could eventually see into a universe where there is something different shown in the mirror, like you wearing a different shirt or having different color eyes. This is what I come up with when bored.
In this universe, we could talk to animals and ask cows to give us chocolate milk by feeding them money. But money didn't have any value because we all have plenty of what we need. How? Because: it's my universe!! So... carrying on... Our governments ony role was to ***** about because we all could sustain for ourselves and when in need of a topic we just say: "Yeah, the government, what does it do for us again?" .. And then laugh our ass off. Instead of sending us tax bills, they send us cards with weird messages on it like: "If your bed was in your living room, does your kitchen still exist?"
School was still mandatory, but you can pick any subject you liked to learn about, yes.. even fructophobia!! There was peace and empathy everywhere and a f*cking black 'rainbow' to show us that not everything has to be perfect in a world.
School was still mandatory, but you can pick any subject you liked to learn about, yes.. even fructophobia!! There was peace and empathy everywhere and a f*cking black 'rainbow' to show us that not everything has to be perfect in a world.
There is an alternate universe where sitting in front of the computer makes you thin and tanned, and where going outside and exercising makes you fat and pale.
I know. That's why I said it was another universe!interspark said:that could be this universerockyoumonkeys said:
wait, are you a guy? because if you are youve got the wrong universe!
Would have been right presumptuous of me to say THIS one!
I like to think of it the way Futurama had it. Every universe is within another universe's box. And there are bobble head universe, no eyes universe. Different choice universe. Stuff like that. It would be really fun to universe hop... =D
EDIT: Also I would like a universe where Russia isn't the one to do things the exact opposite of us.
EDIT: Also I would like a universe where Russia isn't the one to do things the exact opposite of us.
aaawwww... I thought this was about the theory that "With a million monkeys typewriting over an infinite amount of time, one of the monkeys will end up making the exact combination of keys (the ones you use to type) to write 'Hamlet, by Shakespeare' (and the other crazy theories we heard)
this has been often hinted at in 'The Simpsons' and more recently in
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OT: There's a universe where red truth is all the unchangeable facts, blue truth must absolutely be countered by the red truth and
this has been often hinted at in 'The Simpsons' and more recently in
EP6 of Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, when we learn that two characters looking alike DOES matter
OT: There's a universe where red truth is all the unchangeable facts, blue truth must absolutely be countered by the red truth and
The Golden Truth cannot be touched
A universe wherein this thread was devoted not to an offshoot of parallel universe theory, but to the infinite monkeys theory, and the discussion revolved entirely around which dirty limericks we'd most like to see said simians produce.