The Infinite Monkeys Theory

[Uber Evil]

I got this theory a while ago regarding mirrors. When you look into a mirror, you in fact see what's in the next universe over in the long line of infinite universes. In that universe, everything looks the same, and in fact it is, except some small part of your universe is different. It could be as small as a 13-year-old in Cuba deciding to brush their hair one more stroke than in your universe, but it's different nonetheless. If you take two mirrors and make them face each other so you get that infinite reflection thing, you can see into the universes on either side of your place in the line, and if you had perfect, telescopic vision, you could eventually see into a universe where there is something different shown in the mirror, like you wearing a different shirt or having different color eyes. This is what I come up with when bored.

Or you are slitting your own throat ... 0.0 Mirrors make me think of Mirrors (The Movie)

 

[Skorpyo]

A universe where dividing by zero is as basic as 2+2.

Bananas are the dominant species and peanut-butter and jelly are as valuable as platinum.

Anyone care to guess the national anthem?

 

[MegamattZero]

A Universe where my Arms are where my legs are and my legs are where my arms are. Then switch my Head to where my penis is and switch my penis to where my head was. Can you imagine Humans in that Universe? haha

 

[p3t3r]

When I saw this thread, my first thought was the "if you put X amount of monkeys with typewriters in a room, eventually one of them will churn out shakespear" quote.

Clearly I was wrong.

What I want? A universe where fantasy ISN'T.

i thought it was if you had a infinite number of monkey at an infinite number of typewriters you would eventually create every book ever.
or
if you had an infinite number of rednecks shooting an infinite number of road signs you would eventually create every book ever... in braille

 

[Red Rum]

A universe where Marvel's and DC Comics' "Amalgam" crossover had character combinations that weren't F**KIN' RETARDED.

For Example: http://red-rum-18.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2tsm70

 

[VincentX3]

Was I the ONLY one that thought of this?

 

[VincentX3]

There's a universe where you and I are lovers.

You scare me...

Get out of my head

Now!

I lol'd
It could be worse you know...

 

[oktalist]

Damn. I wanted a Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference...

The first thing the Guide has to say about parallel universes is that they are not parallel. They are not parallel for the same reason that the sea is not parallel: it doesn't mean anything. The second thing the Guide has to say about parallel universes is that they are not, strictly speaking, universes either.

(Typed from memory. Any errors are therefore your own problem.)

A universe where dividing by zero is as basic as 2+2.

Actually that leads to an interesting question (for some value of interesting)... would it be possible for an alternate universe to have a different answer to the sum of, say, 2+2? In this universe it's 4, last time I checked. But what would it mean for some other universe to have 2+2=5?

 

[subject_87]

A universe where everyone is required by law to stuff cheesesteaks down their pants and shout internet memes all day long.

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

There's a universe where you and I are lovers.

You scare me...

Get out of my head

Now!

So you admit you were thinking the same thing!

 

[The Gawaine]

An Anime related to this Topic (ish)

Noein (look it up)

 

[triggrhappy94]

A universe that is just

A Room With A Moose!

Hahaha
MY WALNUTS!!!

 

[Glamorgan]

There's a universe out there, somewhere, that I am attractive, and could ever get a girlfriend.

Maybe...?

Please?

 

[strum4h]

There is a universe where I am the escapist website.

 

[interspark]

A universe where everyone is required by law to stuff cheesesteaks down their pants and shout internet memes all day long.

you see, thats a law that no-one could enforce because if you stopped doing it, the police wouldnt be able to arrest you because their pants would be full of cheesecake

 

[interspark]

that sounds a bit... stupid... to expect most of the people here to do.

i mean, come on. silly is the thing that gave birth to vampires suck, which my shitty friends want to watch because it is so "funny".

silliness must die.

nothing wrong with a bit of silliness every now and again, no matter how smart you are