The Injustice League welcomes new challengers

[BreakfastMan]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

 

[JoJo]

Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

Why not ally with the Injustice League? We have willing [small]May or may not actually be willing, terms and conditions apply[/small] manslaves you can borrow, T0ad can be one!

Tempting... but no. You stand for all the injustice in this world! Our group fights injustice! Therefore, you are an enemy!

Very well, I will see you on the battlefield then, as will my Injustice League fellows:

 

[Jack Action]

-snip-
Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

Well, I was considering it, then I noticed your mascot's wearing sneakers. I cannot abide by such foolishness.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

Why not ally with the Injustice League? We have willing [footnote]May or may not actually be willing, terms and conditions apply[/footnote] manslaves you can borrow, T0ad can be one!

Hrmm...
*Considers for a minute*

Nahhh, the Gay-mers already offered me all that..
(And a pony! Er...ponies)

(They're like a little us!)

Anyway, what to do now...
(Well...We could attack?)
(Yeah, this guy's more boring than Cable..)
Well, that seals i..wait, what's the health coverage like? Oh who am I kidding, I don't need it! FOR AMERICA!!

 

[username sucks]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

 

[FPLOON]

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich! <color=white>(I forgot The Injustice League still exist... )

No-one expects the Injustice League!

What about the Spinach Inquisition? I'm sure someone suspects them as much as The Injustice League...

Just don't expect The Spanish Inquisition [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Spanish-Inquisition]. If they show up, that would be bad for all of us...

Except for the Spanish Inquisition, of course... Right? ...Right?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

 

[username sucks]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

 

[SharPhoe]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

Well, you're certainly the only one with a mount. Good call on the dragons, though. Didn't even know we had those in storage.

 

[username sucks]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

Well, you're certainly the only one with a mount. Good call on the dragons, though. Didn't even know we had those in storage.

Dragons may hoard gold, but I prefer to hoard dragons.
You're the leader, do something! Attack!

Uh, if it pleases you, your excellency.

 

[SharPhoe]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

Well, you're certainly the only one with a mount. Good call on the dragons, though. Didn't even know we had those in storage.

Dragons may hoard gold, but I prefer to hoard dragons.
You're the leader, do something! Attack!

Uh, if it pleases you, your excellency.

Geez, with all the the royal titles and such...
Welp, I don't have an army of fancy-pants rainbow dragons, but I have Ol' Faithful here.

...Ol' faithful is my blunderbuss.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

*hides behind a rock* Hah, can't get me now, sucka!

 

[username sucks]

Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!

*Grabs dragon around the waist, suplexes it* Watcha got, huh?

*Another dragon claws at your face*
Oh, y'know, just an army of rainbow dragons.

Well, damn. Good thing I am not the only member of the Injustice league here, then! *leaps at dragons to suplex more of them*

It seems I'm one of the only Gaymers here, sooo...

*Charges you with my unicorn*

*hides behind a rock* Hah, can't get me now, sucka!

Damnit! My one weakness, rocks! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Johnlives]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

You...you

I'm sorry it was so terrible I can't bring myself to say it.

No, stand firm! Rathkor...he, he

I'm sorry, I can't do it. I'm sure you all think you know what fear is.

Nothing like this.

 

[R.K. Meades]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children. (and you squashed the brother's head like a grape)

 

[JoJo]

Well, as the High Commander of the Brovengers (I am totally the Spider-Man of the group, beeteedubs), I hereby accept the challenge. Now, on to formalities: What are the terms of combat?

The terms of combat are as follows: combat may happen in any thread, but not so much it causes distress to the civilian population (read: avoid derailing too much) and please, no real-life drama here. Otherwise go nuts! *throws sticky grenade at Rathkor's groin*

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

 

[Johnlives]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?