The Killer Rabbit

[TheDoctor455]

Okay, this game is about killing an imaginary, hypothetical rabbit with whatever weapon the previous poster names (alternatively, you could somehow engineer a scenario where the rabbit somehow kills itself with the weapon/object).

So, I'll start:

Weapon:
A chainsaw (try to be creative)

 

[revolverwolf]

I stab the rabbit and kill it, sawing it in half GoW style.

Weapon: 1 holy hand grenade of Antioch (If you don't get this reference, I'm stealing every cookie you own.)

 

[Dragonrabbit]

The rabbit kills my friend, for revenge I take the holy grenade of Antioch from a priest and throw it at the rabbit.

Weapon: a plank with a nail in it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I put the board with a nail in it on the ground, grab a rabbit out its cage, and shove the rabbit onto the nail eye-first.

Next Weapon:
a fish (any size)

 

[Bertruam]

I call upon a primal god so it may smite the rabbit with a meteor, then i offer the fish as tribute to it.

next weapon:
a chipmunk

 

[Voltaggia]

Because I have no idea what a spinwhiz is, throw it at the rabbit

Next weapon:
Your mom.

 

[Sigenrecht]

I smother the rabbit within the folds of your mom's stomach.

Next weapon:

Freeze Ray

 

[TheDoctor455]

I use the freeze ray to create an icy slide that ends in a spiky pit. When it is complete, I throw the rabbit onto the slope and watch as the little bugger slides down the slippery slop and into oblivion.

Next Weapon:
Speaking of Oblivion, find a way to use that game as a weapon against the rabbit (or any of the mods that have been made for it, so long as you can prove that the mod you use exists)

 

[revolverwolf]

I mod my own weapon, with 9999999999999999999 strength and reach and only 1 weight. I will use this to kill the rabbit, everyone who opposes me killing the rabbit and all who say that it breaks the rules.

Next weapon: Banhammer

 

[TheDoctor455]

I swing the banhammer around until I hit something rabbit-shaped. After swinging the hammer for about 2 hours, I stop and survey the carnage. Huh... I appear to have killed 12 rabbits, the cast of High School Musical (good riddance), the idiots who "invented" SecruRom (good riddance), and a bunch of other random people (crap).

Next weapon:
Yahtzee (I don't mean to insult him or any of his fans... I am a Yahtzee fan, I just think that his method of speech is so sharp and witty that it could be used as a weapon)

 

[Dragonrabbit]

Yahtzee begins a merciless review of all aspects of the rabbit's life, demoralized the rabbit commits suicide.

Next Weapon:
Candyland (the board game)

 

[Paksenarrion]

Play a game of Candyland with the rabbit, offering higher stakes per turn. Eventually, the rabbit is strapped to a metal table with a cutting laser slowly inching up between its legs. It rolls desperately...

...and fails. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next Weapon:
another rabbit

 

[burninjack4l]

I give the other rabbit a makeover, and the two rabbits begin to go at it. In the end the first rabbit realizes my disguised rabbit was male (as is the first rabbit) and the rabbit shoots him, then itself.

Next Weapon:
An Xbox 360

 

[JMWahrer]

put its head in the disk tray and pop go the rabbit

Next Weapon:
a leaf

 

[NeoDeath90]

I lace the leaf with a powerful poison and feed it to the rabbit

Weapon:
A condom

 

[Neonbob]

It places the condom over its head and suffocates, turning a lovely shade of purple.

Weapon:
A kindergardener

 

[TheDoctor455]

I tell the kindergarnder that the rabbit is the reason that his parents are getting a divorce, sit back and watch the fur and rabbit's feet fly.

Next Weapon:
Jack Thompson

 

[Daye.04]

Since I'm not completely sure why everyone hates him, I tell the ones who do, that the rabbit is Jack Thompson in disguise. Then I watch togheter with Jack. When they finish the rabbit, they see me with Jack, and .. Oh, shit!

Next weapon:
A mouse

 

[terribleyetfun]

I shove the mouse in front of an elephant causing it to go on a rampage and accidentally crush the rabbit

next weapon:
orbital death cannon