The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

You put the clothing on a hot chick, and while the anthropomorphic rabbit is distracted, you cut its head off.

Weapon: Human stupidity.

 

[Berethond]

I use human stupidity to form a GIANT MOB and then the GIANT MOB swarms the rabbit, killing it.

-EDIT-
Weapon: USB drive.

 

[Neonbob]

I create an organic computer virus, and forcefully insert the USB drive into a freshly made USB port in the back of the rabbit's head. It is consumed from the inside as its cellular makeup is redefined.

Weapon: A pack of crayons.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I find one of the old "highly toxic" crayon sets, dress each crayon up as a carrot, and watch as the rabbit literally eats its last meal.

Next Weapon:
Razor-wire

 

[Neonbob]

I create a mesh of it in front of me, and entice the rabbit to blindly charge at a fat, sweaty guy behind the mesh. Giblets!

Weapon: Monster Truck Tire

 

[NeoAC]

Dress the bunny like Indiana Jones and roll the tire at it. Unfortunately the bunny is nowhere near as quick as Indiana Jones.

Weapon: A bag of Sweet Chili Heat Doritos

 

[seamusotorain]

I carefully extract the gram of crystal meth that each Dortio contains, and feed them to the hapless rabbit.

Weapon: a pocketwatch.

 

[Neonbob]

I show it to the rabbit and explain the futility of life, and watch as the creature slowly comprehends its life ticking away. Then I leave.

Weapon:
A postcard

 

[TheDoctor455]

I make a pile of postcards, light them on fire, entice the rabbit to hop into the fire and... crap, it didn't work. Okay, so i restrain the rabbit and use my only remaining postcard to give the rabbit's throat enough paper-cuts to achieve the same effect that a normal knife would have.

Next Weapon:
A toothbrush (sorry, can't use toothpaste or water with it)

 

[Neonbob]

I put it in a slime-covered pool of water before handing it to the bunny. It dies of dysentery two weeks later.

Weapon:
Long wait times.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I put the rabbit in one of the ridiculously long lines at Disneyland. After several hours pass, the rabbit realizes that whatever ride that it is waiting for isn't worth it, and also knows that it can't escape the lines without getting crushed. So the rabbit takes matters into its own hands and somehow manages to strangle itself.

(Yes, I hate Disneyland... and Disney in general)

Next Weapon:
Up the Ladder 2 (see Unskippable's episode making fun of Grandia III)

 

[Neonbob]

I try to look at the video, but then get frustrated when IE refuses to load the page, so I strangle the rabbit with a wireless mouse.

Next weapon:
The Oscars statue.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I tip the Oscars statue over, crushing the rabbit.


Next Weapon:
The Matrix Trilogy

 

[Neonbob]

I show it all three films in a Matrix marathon. After the first, it is loving the movies. Then, after the next two finish, it commits suicide because it can't believe how bad the dialogue got.

Next Weapon:
Uve Boll

 

[Timewave Zero]

I show it 'House of the Dead', and the rabbit, after weeping uncontrollably from the sheer amount of total bollocks the film contains, the rabbit decides to contact Uwe Boll and tell him just how bad the film is. Uwe, filled with a boundless rage that he has been insulted by a rabbit once aagin, decides to sodomize repeatedly and then devour the rabbit, vomit the half-digested remains and shit all over them, after pissing into his melted eyesockets, as Uwe Boll's intestinal tract is lined with highly corrosive acid. Uwe Boll then films this and presents it as his newest masterpeice and is repeatedly raped by an angry Jack Russel dog and is eaten by Michael Jackson.

There, got rid of both of them.

Next weapon: The Burger King

 

[the Tadman]

I take the rabbit to a Burger King, he starts eating, soon after he gets a heart attack.

Next Weapon: Rainbows and Unicorns <3

 

[Scarecrow38]

I steal all of the rainbows and plant them on the rabbit. I then persuade the unicorns that the rabbit stole the rainbows. They strip search the rabbit, find the rainbows and kill the rabbit for trafficking.

Next Weapon: Ipod Shuffle

 

[slevin8989]

I fill the ipod with very bad music like country and i duct tape the earphones onto the rabbit after four hours of non-stop listening the rabbit bludgeons himself to death with the very ipod

Next Weapon: Swine flu

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give it swine flu and fly it off to Mexico where due to the bad healthcare it dies.

Next Weapon: My avatar

 

[slevin8989]

I give Rorschach the bunny after i dress up the bunny in a dog suit then i remind Rorschach of that dreadful night he goes ballistic and kills the bunny

Next Weapon: My Avatar