I use the toe nail clippings to glue together into a ninja star. I then throw these at the rabbit's head, which goes flying off as a result.
Next weapon: A youtube comment
Next weapon: A youtube comment
The Killer Rabbit
- Thread starter TheDoctor455
- Start date
Recommended Videos
The YouTube comment in question is actually an exceprt from the play 'The King in Yellow', which is so namelessly evil and demonic, the rabbit reads it and goes insane beofre his head explodes, like in Scanners.
(Read Robert. W. Chambers to understand!)
Next weapon:A ham sandwich with a pickle.
(Read Robert. W. Chambers to understand!)
Next weapon:A ham sandwich with a pickle.
I write on the cheesy greeting card, fill it with cheese, and giv it to the rabbbit. The rabbit opens it, and somehow, falls out the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser. The rabbit eats the cheese whilst solving the puzzle box, unwittingly unleashing Pinhead and his Cenobite demons. They do horrible things to the rabbit with chains and S&M toys before Clive Barker shows up, looks at the card, becomes infuriated by the cheesiness and kills the rabbit for being such a prick. Then, Clive and the Cenobites dance a happy dance and disappear forever over a candy rainbow of bloody carnage, singing songs about Hitler and a giant hamster.
Next weapon: Einstein's theory of relativity.
Next weapon: Einstein's theory of relativity.
I use the theory to confuse the rabbit. The rabbit gets so confused he eventually goes insane and kills himself.
I use your 'next weapon', as it is obviously a death ray of some kind, to burn the rabbits testicles off, and then shoot him in several other non-vital organs, and then eat him. I forgot to eat the rabbit a couple of times, so I go back in time, and eat him all those times I didn't.
Next Weapon: I'll be a prick and say 'Twilight' (the book and the film).
Yes, its okay to hate me, but I'll sodomize your families and make you watch...I've been watching Hellraisr, I could do a lot worse!
Next Weapon: I'll be a prick and say 'Twilight' (the book and the film).
Yes, its okay to hate me, but I'll sodomize your families and make you watch...I've been watching Hellraisr, I could do a lot worse!
(Ah, you see, its just because some prick nearly got me banned for me saying something bad about Twlight. But I've raised Nyarlathotep and sent him to devour the guy, so its all good now.)
Using revolutionary new bleaching methods, I bleach the shirt until it becomes so bright, it can blind. Deciding not to become a superhero (or villain) I wear the shirt and hug the rabbits face until his eyes burn themselves inside out. Now being blind, the rabbit is very sad, so I eat him.
Next weapon: The author of the Necronomicon, the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred (I'm not racist! He was actually, certifibally insane!)
Using revolutionary new bleaching methods, I bleach the shirt until it becomes so bright, it can blind. Deciding not to become a superhero (or villain) I wear the shirt and hug the rabbits face until his eyes burn themselves inside out. Now being blind, the rabbit is very sad, so I eat him.
Next weapon: The author of the Necronomicon, the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred (I'm not racist! He was actually, certifibally insane!)