The Killer Rabbit
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Dunno what that is so I kick the rabbit so hard it explodes and eat the Bejewler.
Next weapon: A sexually outraged sheep.
Next weapon: A sexually outraged sheep.
i send the rabbit to aberdeen. as it is running from the previously violated farm animal, it steps onto an oil spill, slides out to sea and dies, washing up in sweden where anders friden finds it and writes a power ballad in it's memory.
[sup]How is that connected with a sexually outraged sheep?[/sup]
The blankness slowly fills the rabbits mind, slowly making him into a vegetable. Which he becomes eventually.
Next Weapon: Chocolate pudding.
The blankness slowly fills the rabbits mind, slowly making him into a vegetable. Which he becomes eventually.
Next Weapon: Chocolate pudding.
I eat the chocolate pudding and walk off. The rabbit returns home and finds it's wife in bed with his boss. Later that day he shoots the boss and his wife and hangs himself. Tragic.
Next Weapon: An empty master chief suit. (that you can't enter.)
Next Weapon: An empty master chief suit. (that you can't enter.)
I ask Chuck Norris to put on the suit and kill the rabbit. Which he does, gruesomely.
Next Weapon: Love
Next Weapon: Love
I love the rabbit so it loves me and we live happily together until we die, I come back from the dead becuase of demonic radiation (Yes.) and realise I have been practicing beastiality with A FUCKING RABBIT so I ressurect the little shit, beat him sensless and eat his soul.
Next weapon: Anaal Nathrakh's 'In the Constellation of the Black Widow' Album.
Next weapon: Anaal Nathrakh's 'In the Constellation of the Black Widow' Album.
I beat the bastard rabbit with the album, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until it's dead.
Next weapon: A feather
Next weapon: A feather
I digitally scan the rabbit into the world of warcraft. He tries to eat the fake grass and can no longer live. He jumps into Loch Modan and drowns himself. Poor Rabbit.
Next Weapon: P.E.T.A.
Next Weapon: P.E.T.A.
I creep up to the rabbit and take shit-loads of pictures, which i proceed in posting them on the internet (obviously) Photoshopped with the rabbit in sexually explicit poses with Arnold Shwarzenegger. After seeing these, the Governator hunts the rabbit down, and in a politically charged debate, the rabbit somehow denies their existence, as being a rabbit he can't speak any human language. The Governator shows him the pictures and the rabbit becomes terrified, and suddenly remembers that I took pictures of him. The rabbit tells the Governator this, and they both hunt me down. I then tell the Governator that it was the result of a post on 'The Escapist'. So the Governator goes back to America, content with the fact that it was all a misunderstanding (yes), albeit a disturbing one. I then give the rabbit epilepsy with my epilepsy-gun, and take more pictures of him with the flash on and he dies of a hideous seizure and I eat him. Deep fried. In a volcano. In Hell. With Satan jamming with Hitler in the background to Austrian Death Machine's 'Get to dah Choppah'.
Next weapon: Naked Zombie Sean Connery.
Next weapon: Naked Zombie Sean Connery.
Using strange Frankenstein methods, I give the stickman life and super-human strength, which he uses to mutilate the rabbit in strange and fascinating ways. But the rabbit still lives, and is therefore quite obviously Jesus. The stickman, furious at this, summons Allah. So Jesus and Allah fight to the divine death with an 80's rock ballad being played in the backround by the Rabbit who gets the shit nuked out of him by the now combined forces of Jesus and Allah. The stickman, all the while is masturbating. Somehow.
BUT WAIT!!!
The stickman's superhuman ejaculate brings the rabbit back to life, so the stickman fires Jesus and Allah at him using a gun of some kind. This finally kills the little bastard.
Next weapon: Dah choppah!
BUT WAIT!!!
The stickman's superhuman ejaculate brings the rabbit back to life, so the stickman fires Jesus and Allah at him using a gun of some kind. This finally kills the little bastard.
Next weapon: Dah choppah!
The rabbit runs into the bear and is snapped almost in half, but SOMEHOW, he survives, as his spinal column isn't broken. So, I strike an epic pose and he evetually bleeds out, with me looking strange as he dies. Then I eat his remains.
Next weapon: The entire cast of Monty Python. Including the corpse of Graham Chapman brought back from the grave.
Next weapon: The entire cast of Monty Python. Including the corpse of Graham Chapman brought back from the grave.
On the occasion the rabbits birthday, I give him a thankyou card for being such a wonderful rabbit. When he goes back to his rabbit-home-thing, he looks at it again to see I've installeda strnage device on it. It summons loads of angry homeless people who beg him for money angrily until he goes mad and rips his own head off with the thank you card. Somehow. Then I eat him.
I WILL ALWAYS EAT THE RABBIT.
Next weapon: Hitler's testicle.
I WILL ALWAYS EAT THE RABBIT.
Next weapon: Hitler's testicle.
I give it to the rabbit. The rabbit keeps on showing it off, but this pisses off all the holocaust survivors, so they all go out and kill him.
Next weapon: A Star Trek boxset
Next weapon: A Star Trek boxset