The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

I get the rabbit hooked, then take it away. It goes nuts, and in its rage bites a large moose. The moose steps on it.

Next Weapon: A latex glove.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I offer the rabbit the glove. He wears it, and carries on wearing it until he dies. From the thirty AIDS infected syringes I stuck in the fingers of the glove.

Next weapon: A copy of the song "You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)" by Dead Or Alive on vinyl.

 

[Neonbob]

I play it for the rabbit, its gets hooked, and cannot stop thinking about it. The record shatters from its repeated playing. So it cuts it's wrists. And I laugh.

Next Weapon: Toilet Paper.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I get huge wad of toilet paper, get it wet (not wet enough for it to dissolve, but enough for it to swell up), convince the rabbit that there is a carrot inside the toilet paper, and shove the whole wad into the rabbit's mouth. The rabbit chokes to death.

Next Weapon:
Your mother.

 

[Neonbob]

I let the rabbit eat her, and it dies of a heart attack.

Next Weapon: A rubber knife.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I convince the rabbit that the rubber knife is really a carrot, and I shove it down the rabbit's throat, and it chokes to death... again.


Next Weapon:
The guys from De-Rez.

 

[Neonbob]

I have them make a spoof of the rabbit, and it goes into hiding until it dies.

Next Weapon: A head of lettuce.

 

[Timewave Zero]

I lock the rabbit in a wrought iron cage made of tigers (Yahtzee reference!) and make him watch me eat the lettuce while he starvs to death. Then I vomit the lettuce and throw it at the rabbit who doesn't know I have horrible bowel parasites which infect the rabbit who eats the vomit out of hunger and then gets eaten by the parasites who then die and explode.

Woah, I have issues.

Next weapon: Vladimir Lenin

 

[Neonbob]

I just throw the guy at the rabbit, not knowing who it is. The rabbit is crushed.
[sup]You have issues? Look up the fatality thread. It contains my finest work![/sup]

Next Weapon: Stickman Joe.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I show the rabbit Stickman Joe. It gets so hooked that when it finally stops being made it decides that life isn't worth it and you kill yourself.

Next weapon: A resurrected thread

 

[the Tadman]

The rabbit sees that his most hatted thread is resurrected, the one he worked so hard to kill. In anger he goes "Angry German Kid" and after 4 minutes he falls down and in exhaustion he dies.

Next Weapon: A report card.

 

[ravensshade]

the rabbit returns to his parents with the report card and he get's killed by them for getting 1's.

next weapon: the first computer of the world

 

[the Tadman]

The rabbit installs Crysis into the computer, but soon the computer crashes because of the computer being to weak. Shortly after he goes "Angry German Kid" again and dies of exhaustion...Again.

Next Weapon: A pillow

 

[Neonbob]

I lull the rabbit to sleep on the comfy pillow, and when it passes out, I stab it 57 times with a pitchfork.

Next Weapon: A plastic guitar.

 

[the Tadman]

While the rabbit is playing Guitar Hero i sneak behind him with the spare plastic guitar and continuously bash it until it's dead. Then i cook him over a hot grill and serve burgers to his family members.

Next Weapon: Me

 

[Neonbob]

While skydiving, I cut the lines of your parachute, and you fall onto the rabbit at 123mph, splattering both it and you.

Next Weapon: Lava lamp.

 

[ravensshade]

i tie the lavalamp to a string and wait till the rabbit is mesmerized by it then slow move the lavalamp in the direction of real lava until the rabbit stands in the lava.

next weapon: you're imagination

 

[Azraellod]

i tell the rabbit some of the stuff from my imagination. it goes mad and jumps off a cliff, thinking that it can fly.

next weapon : an armadillo

 

[ravensshade]

i scare the armadillo making it roll up then use the rolled up armadillo as a bowling ball to kill the rabbit by blunt force

next weapon: a welding torch

 

[TheDoctor455]

I weld the rabbit to the floor. It either dies during the welding, or afterwords from thirst, starvation, and exposure.


Next Weapon:
Yahtzee's dad