The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

For Zombie's: I lure the rabbit into the pool, where I suddenly freeze it, trapping the rabbit inside the ice, where it starves to death. Then I use an ice skate to decapitate it.
For Ashbax: I convince the rabbit to be part of a unicycle obstacle course, in the middle of a jump. The guy fails the jump and lands on the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Golf Ball.

 

[Ashbax]

I get my golf clubs, lay the rabbit open mouthed 30 yards away, pull out my nine iron and chip the ball into the rabbits open mouth, whereupon it chokes to death.

Next weapon: A RPG (The rocket launcher, not the game genre >)

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I ask the rabbit if there was any blockage in my RPG, and whilst he's looking in it, I fire it.

Next weapon: A RPG (The game genre, not the rocket launcher>)

 

[Neonbob]

I make it play every JRPG in existence, and it loses the will to live, slumps over, and dies.

Next Weapon: An ICBM

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give the rabbit a hammer and ask it to hit that ICBM over there...

Not realising that it's live.

The rest you don't need to know about.

Next weapon: The Grim Reaper

 

[Ashbax]

I stuff the rabbit in the grim reapers ribcage. it eventually starves to death.

Next Weapon: a vending machine

 

[Neonbob]

I beat the Grim Reaper silly, steal his scythe, and use it to behead the rabbit.
Damn dirty ninja
I tell the rabbit that an everlasting carrot is inside, then weld the flap shut after it gets in. Then I push the vending machine into the ocean.

Next Weapon: A frat boy.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I make the rabbit listen to the frat boy. He eventually kills himself.

Next weapon: A female rabbit

 

[Neonbob]

I introduce the two, but the female rejects the male horribly, and it falls into a depressive slump, eats too much, has a heart attack, and dies.

Next Weapon: A dental drill.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I offer the rabbit a check up and "accidentally miss" his teeth.

Next weapon: Flying Tank

 

[Neonbob]

I let a redneck borrow it. He then gets blind drunk, and crashes the tank into the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A Grammar Nazi.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I tell him that the rabbit talks in text speech. The rest is self explanatory.

Next weapon: Borat

 

[Neonbob]

I make the rabbit watch the movie. After thirty minutes, the rabbit gives up and willingly goes to Afghanistan dressed as a stereotypical Jew. He is bombed.

Next Weapon: A Lightning Gun.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I tie the rabbit up, and zap its goolies with the lightning gun. Then, I let go of it and it runs off to jump into a lake where it can cool off its steaming goolies. The loch ness monster eats it.

next weapon: ME

 

[Neonbob]

I rub you up against shag carpeting, storing up an tremendous electrical charge. I use that charge to jump-start a dead car, then put a brick on the gas pedal, and run over the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A question mark.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I bend the question mark so that it is more like an exclaimation mark. Then I put the exclaimation mark on the end of a very long sentance and use it to blow the rabbit's mind out.

Next weapon: Another rabbit.

 

[the Tadman]

RABBIT FIGHT! RABBIT FIGHT! Oh wait never mind one is dead (not the one that goatzilla8463 put
in)

Next weapon: Love <3

 

[Neonbob]

I make the rabbit fall in love with some other rabbit, and when he is rejected, his heart breaks, and blood fills his chest cavity.

Next Weapon: Sleep.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I make the rabbit fall asleep and then set it on fire.

Next weapon: The state of Texas

 

[Neonbob]

I send the rabbit there through FedEx, and wait for it to be shot by one of the hunters.

I throw a shield at the next poster.