The Killer Rabbit

[Zombie_Fish]

I put the bunny in the straight jacket. I then throw him unwillingly off a cliff. Into a volcano. Before blowing the volcano up.

Next weapon: Beer

 

[Neonbob]

I get the rabbit blind drunk, hook him up with a diseased whore, and let the infections run their course.

Next Weapon: a firecracker.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I light the firecracker, stick it in a sandwich and feed it to the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Germany

 

[Neonbob]

I pick Germany up, and then tilt it. All the loose objects that are in Germany fall onto the rabbit and crush it into paste.

Next Weapon: A sheet of paper.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give it twenty million paper cuts and it gets cut up into several pieces as a result.

Next weapon: A puppy

 

[Neonbob]

I eat the puppy to gain its p-p-p-puppy power! And kill the rabbit.

Next Weapon: A camp movie.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I force it to watch the movie. Whilst the rabbit is distracted, I strangle it.

Next weapon: A degree in Physics.

 

[Neonbob]

I use my knowledge of physics to concoct an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine, which ends up holding the rabbit still while a large weight slowly gets lowered onto it.

Next Weapon: An abstract thing.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give the rabbit the abstract figure and ask him to work out what it is. It completely blows his mind and he dies from brain damage.

Next weapon: Monkey brain

 

[Neonbob]

I cook up the monkey brain into a supposedly vegan lasagna. When I feed the rabbit, it goes insane after it learns that I fed it brains, and bashes its head to pieces on the table.

Next Weapon: A tack.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I put the tack into a pie and feed it to the rabbit. He chokes on it as a result.

Next weapon: A printer.

 

[Neonbob]

I print out a picture of the rabbit's mother and me (shut up) and it kills itself out of shame.

Next Weapon: A horrible mental image.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I show this rabbit the horrible mental image. The rabbit goes insane and kills itselfas a result.

Next weapon: The report button.

 

[Jakkal]

I report it to a Wolf Moderator, who eats it


Next Weapon: African Swallow (same reference as the holy hand grenade ^.^)

 

[Neonbob]

I grab the report button, and show it to the rabbit. Being a retard, the rabbit abuses it, and is banned. The shame drives it to drink. Years later, its liver fails and it dies slowly.

Next Weapon: A basement.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I stick it in a basement filled with gunpowder and then blow it up.

Next weapon: A cookie

 

[Neonbob]

I make the cookie with ground glass, and give it to the rabbit, then sit back and watch as its throat is utterly destroyed.

Next Weapon: One of the douchebags on the Deadliest Warrior show.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I make the douchebag and the rabbit fight to the death. And I shoot the victor.

Next weapon: Gravel

 

[Neonbob]

I grind the rabbit's face into the gravel. The rocks destroy its eyes. Then, I drag it along with me to the nearest car compactor, and toss it in, fire up the compactor, and revel in the resulting bloodspray.

Next Weapon: Antidepressants.

 

[seamusotorain]

OD too obvious?

...ok.

I withold the antidepressants, and the suicidal rabbit throws itself under a train.

A gas mask.