The Killer Rabbit

[Neonbob]

I cut little holes into the the filters, and put the rabbit into a hostile environment, where its lungs promptly melt into little puddles in its chest cavity.

Next Weapon: A rally car.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I put the rabbit in the rally car and drop a skip on it.

Next weapon: The Bible

 

[Neonbob]

I light it on fire, put it next to the rabbit, and call up some rabid southern baptists, who rip the rabbit limb from limb.

Next Weapon: A dime.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I pay the rabbit a dime for his atom bomb. I then blow it up, killing me AND the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Dungeons 'N' Dragons

 

[Neonbob]

I explain all the rules to the rabbit, and then make a custom dungeon designed to break them all, and watch as the frustration makes the rabbit's head explode.

Next Weapon: A sock.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I wear the sock for twenty years (without washing it) and then put it in the rabbit's mouth. The result is it chokes to death.

Next Weapon: An apple

 

[chefassassin2]

Pull a william Tell on that bunny's arse. And miss.

Next weapon: The new Star Trek movie

 

[Neonbob]

I poison it, and then feed it to an elephant that is standing on a platform 500 feet in the air. When the elephant dies, it collapses, falls off the platform, and crushes the rabbit.
Damn you, ninja!
I make it watch the movie for a year. When it is done, the rabbit thinks that it is in the future, and walks out all happy, only to return to a hellhole of a world. Then I kick its head in.

Next Weapon: Comet.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I sell tickets to ride the comet to the rabbit and then stick it on the comet.

Next weapon: Doomsday Machine

 

[Neonbob]

I disassemble it and use all the sharp pieces to stab the rabbit. Then I reassemble it, dripping blood, and trigger the gory device.

Next Weapon: Your nervous system.

 

[Ashbax]

I pull out my nerve system and use it to strangle the rabbit.

Next weapon: a clíched anime pratoganist.

 

[Neonbob]

The emo-ness of the protagonist makes the rabbit so apathetic it cannot move, and it starves to death.

Next weapon: A lung.

 

[Ashbax]

I eat the lung and grab the rabbit, whereupon I punch it in its cute face and rip off its furry white ears, then leave it to bleed to death.

Next Weapon: spinach

 

[Neonbob]

I cook it up and feed it to the rabbit, who commits seppuku to avoid eating the slimy mess.

Next Weapon: A flag.

 

[Ashbax]

I paint the Rabbit-Topia flag symbol on the blank flag and burn it infront of the rabbit. It, being a patriot, Commits seppuku again.

Next Weapon: A copy of Half life 2, Episode 3

 

[Neonbob]

I give it to the rabbit, and the sheer awesomeness makes it light itself on fire in fear of never seeing something so cool ever again.

Next Weapon: Wireless mouse.

 

[Ashbax]

I use my leet hacking skills to turn the universe into a computer, then Use the mouse the click/drag the rabbit over to the trash bin, then select "Delete all items in trash" Rabbit goes to dimension of deleted stuff,

Next weapon: Gravity gun.

 

[Neonbob]

I supercharge it, pick up the rabbit, and launch it into a brick wall.

Next Weapon: The Internet

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I fire the gravity gun at the bunny and keep firing at it until it becomes stuck to the earth where it dies of starvation.

I sell the bunny on eBay to a professional hunter.

Next weapon: Swimming pool

 

[Ashbax]

I, again using haxingz, bring the rabbit into the internet, and use a program to give the rabbit the power to see the world through the eyes of a Forum troll. I hand it a keyboard and it tears out all the keys except l, o, n, u, b, s c and k. (try making words with that combination ) It then jams the other keys into its eyeballs and implodes.

Next Weapon: A fat guy on a unicycle.