The Killer Rabbit

[Daye.04]

I use the Orbital death cannon on a oncoming plane, resulting in the pilots death. Wich leads to the plane plumbeting down to the ground (Because surely this is not a "Airplane" movie. No it's not, but stop calling me shirley! Oh percectomente =D), crashing a tree, wich falls right next to the rabbit. Only almost hitting it. But it did cause the rabbit to have a stroke, though

Weapon: The Escapists

 

[Aqualung]

I show The Escapists a video of Hannah Montana and Jack Thompson collaborating on the banishment of videogames worldwide to enrage them. From there, it's sit back and watch as Fluffy McBunnyton is shred to pieces.

Weapon: A very effeminate man purse.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

I use the weather dominator to recreate Seattle's weather, in the late 80's early 90's. Because of all the rain the rabbit starts a grunge band with a badger (who later forms the boo biters) and a turtle. They quickly take the world by storm with their second album Carrotmind. The rabbit then marries Courtney Dove (a dove obviously). However, along with his new success comes a heroin addiction, and, several months after the release of his third album In Rabbit Hole, the rabbit overdoses on shotgun shells and dies. The badger eats his corpse.

New Weapon:
A Rude Goldberg Machine

 

[Timewave Zero]

I take a train track, an octopus, some matches, a paper airplane, a wax replica of Stalin and a plastic dog toy, and somehow, through demonic intervetion, my Unspeakable Rude Golderg machine goes on its way, while the rabbit is transfixed by the eerie life-like quality of the Stalin replica, until the octopus falls on the rabbit and eats it, puking out its skeletal system.

New Weapon: a concrete hamster

 

[P1p3s]

using the concrete hamster as a lure (as it is a well known fact that rabbits have crushes on hamsters)
I fool the rabbit to coming too close to MY GIANT DEATH RAY and poof no more rabbit.

NEW WEAPONS:
Flesh eating scarabs (in a box)

 

[SamTheBaggie]

I cover the box in the rabbits favourite food, and as he start eating BAM it opens, no more rabbit

Weapon - A giant ice cube with a fly inside it

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I thaw the ice cube, flooding the area and drowning the rabbit, leaving me with the problem of a fly. Damn!

Weapon - A wrench. A monkey wrench, to be exact.

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

Twist its little neck off.

Weapon- a normal-sized blender

 

[SamTheBaggie]

I take the blades out of the normal sized blender and set about chopping the rabbit up into tiny pieces

Weapon - A calendar of naked female bunnies (assuming the rabbit is male)

 

[Neonbob]

After a horrible mishap, the bunny dies of a nasty paper cut.

Weapon-your old baby teeth.

 

[NeoAC]

I've seen the books this is based off, these are hilarious.

The rabbit thinks they're candy corn, eats them, and chokes to death.

Weapon of choice: A picnic basket

 

[Voltaggia]

I make hell of a party with the music, and bunny dies of sheer awesomeness.

Weapon: Fridge

 

[Lord George]

Put the rabbit in the fridge, then put it near a nuclear explosion to check if the Indiana Jones film was scientifically sound. Turns out it wasn't.

Weapon: your little finger

 

[Neonbob]

You taunt the rabbit viciously with your pinky, and it gets so enraged that it has a heart attack.

Weapon: the '7' key

 

[TheDoctor455]

I remove the "7" key from a friend's keyboard and force the rabbit to eat it. Since the key is just big enough to clog the rabbit's throat, the rabbit chokes to death on the little slab of plastic.

Next Weapon:
Michel Atkinson

 

[Neonbob]

You let Michel out of a cage, and he goes over to the rabbit and promptly irritates it to death.

Weapon: Spyware.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

You use the spyware to track down the rabbit and put an exploding pen on it.

Weapon: Dick Cheney

 

[Neonbob]

I just let him hunt normally.

Weapon: candy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I force-feed liquor-candy until its liver explodes.

Next Weapon:
Enough clothing to cover maybe a quarter of a person