The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

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SpectacularWebHead

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I recently had an idea for a fantasy game, named Ye Escapistia. I'd like to run by the concept and some characters to see peoples opinions on it.

The province of escapistia, within the land of Ye intranete. Escapistia is a land divided into 10 Holds, including Offtopicia and Userirevew. It is largely a peacful place, not often warring with the kingdom of forechan and the leser realm of neingag.

It is ruled by Queen Arendite, whom is merciful and benevolent (Mostly)
The regailed and respected Gray Nade-Carter, writer of the ever popular weekly scroll
"Critical Missive"
The admir'd and feared Benjamin "Yahwee" Crozhorr, whom is ever popular and trusted in his tales of adventurers who talk a lot of shit
The feared and loved Jimothy Sterling, Whom is always quick with his opinion and direction towards those that would seek to harm the peoples interests
The Reknowned, Respected and Adored bard Gavus Dunne, Whom won the hearts of the people with his line "you may fight like a dragon, Run like a leopard but you'll never be superior to the captain Shepard"
And of course, the ever lovable court jester, Clarion of the day star, ever present amongst the people, bringing hilarity in his wake.

Escapistia is policed by the feared and powerful Moderators(e) whom banish those that doth harass the general populus. In Escapia, you have become a new resident or user, and your goal is to ascend to the role of the mighty Publisher.

Currently my thoughts well has run dry, but, people of escapia Escapist users, feel free to tell me anything you believe would add to the story.

EDIT: we don't allow ponies in the kingdom of escapistia. But they seem to be invading...
 

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Witty Name Here said:
There should also be a minor Duchy in the land of Escapistia known as The Province of Religipol. It's a land in constant civil war that the moderators can barely control.
Adding to this Religipol should also have some major issues with wildfire, so much so, that the province is pretty much always burning, and these fires are not natural, but the cause of those people who constantly war.
 

Thaluikhain

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Eh, more like a failing show...every time it settles down, they introduce an exciting new character that causes lots of drama just like the preivous ones did, but gets quickly removed from the show, but long after everyone got sick of them.
 

Andy Shandy

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I do believe you have missed out those very busy band of minstrels called Loadeth Readeth Runeth.
 

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Hmm.. I think you'd like to play The Nameless Mod

Also: Silly Brovengers have no chance at defeating the mighty Injustice League
 

sky14kemea

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Do thy Moderators get shiny armour and the strongest weapons in all the realm?

If so, I completely support this idea.

"Fear me, citizens of Escapistia! I am the law!" /Judge Dredd
 
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sky14kemea said:
Do thy Moderators get shiny armour and the strongest weapons in all the realm?

If so, I completely support this idea.

"Fear me, citizens of Escapistia! I am the law!" /Judge Dredd
Mods are OP.

Banhammer needs a nerf or limited uses per day.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
sky14kemea said:
Do thy Moderators get shiny armour and the strongest weapons in all the realm?

If so, I completely support this idea.

"Fear me, citizens of Escapistia! I am the law!" /Judge Dredd
Mods are OP.

Banhammer needs a nerf or limited uses per day.
"Silence, Jester! Lest my hammer fall on your head this night!"
 
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sky14kemea said:
Daystar Clarion said:
sky14kemea said:
Do thy Moderators get shiny armour and the strongest weapons in all the realm?

If so, I completely support this idea.

"Fear me, citizens of Escapistia! I am the law!" /Judge Dredd
Mods are OP.

Banhammer needs a nerf or limited uses per day.
"Silence, Jester! Lest my hammer fall on your head this night!"
I'm tempted to try my luck, but I got burned the last time I played with fire :D


[sub]I hate you Kross. Biebers. Biebers everywhere.[/sub]
 

lRookiel

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I call dibs on being Escapistia's Cheshire Cat :3

Daystar Clarion said:
Court Jester?!



[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]
I'm liking this thread already, come now Jester, entertain me.... I'm waiting :3

 

lRookiel

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wintercoat said:
We are amused by the infighting between the mammals.

I fear this thread is now massively derailed. Now about that flamethrower....

 

Hero in a half shell

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Has that nefarious knave-ish rogue Daystar already derailed another thread? Curses. A Pox! A pox on all his household!
Andy Shandy said:
I do believe you have missed out those very busy band of minstrels called Loadeth Readeth Runeth.
Led by the noble house of Stark no less.

No, not that one!


No, not that one either. Sheesh.

That's the one. Why are there so many nerdy Starks?
 

him over there

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Daystar Clarion said:
Court Jester?!



[sub][sub]My vengeance shall be swift and terrible...[/sub][/sub]
No it won't, you can't run a kingdom for beans. Though that might mean you invent democracy.