The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

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PsychicTaco115

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Hazy992 said:
TopazFusion said:
Hazy992 said:
Anyway, as someone pointed out I helped defeat the evil Karutomearius and seeing as how you did just as much as me we should totally become badass knights! :D
Agreed.

So with the defeat of the evil Karutomearius, who's our next nemesis?
I'm not sure yet but we should remain ever vigilant!
That's easy

You go after the evil clone of LilithSlave, @Infernai

He has the potential to become a BIGGER nuisance
 

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DJ_DEnM said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
I recently had an idea for a fantasy game, named Ye Escapistia. I'd like to run by the concept and some characters to see peoples opinions on it.

The province of escapistia, within the land of Ye intranete. Escapistia is a land divided into 10 Holds, including Offtopicia and Userirevew. It is largely a peacful place, not often warring with the kingdom of forechan and the leser realm of neingag.

It is ruled by Queen Arendite, whom is merciful and benevolent (Mostly)
The regailed and respected Gray Nade-Carter, writer of the ever popular weekly scroll
"Critical Missive"
The admir'd and feared Benjamin "Yahwee" Crozhorr, whom is ever popular and trusted in his tales of adventurers who talk a lot of shit
The feared and loved Jimothy Sterling, Whom is always quick with his opinion and direction towards those that would seek to harm the peoples interests
The Reknowned, Respected and Adored bard Gavus Dunne, Whom won the hearts of the people with his line "you may fight like a dragon, Run like a leopard but you'll never be superior to the captain Shepard"
And of course, the ever lovable court jester, Clarion of the day star, ever present amongst the people, bringing hilarity in his wake.

Escapistia is policed by the feared and powerful Moderators(e) whom banish those that doth harass the general populus. In Escapia, you have become a new resident or user, and your goal is to ascend to the role of the mighty Publisher.

Currently my thoughts well has run dry, but, people of escapia Escapist users, feel free to tell me anything you believe would add to the story.
I think you forgot MovieBob.
Who's moviebob, I know nothing of this moviebob, any relation to people alive or dead is coincedental...?
 
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SpectacularWebHead said:
DJ_DEnM said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
I recently had an idea for a fantasy game, named Ye Escapistia. I'd like to run by the concept and some characters to see peoples opinions on it.

The province of escapistia, within the land of Ye intranete. Escapistia is a land divided into 10 Holds, including Offtopicia and Userirevew. It is largely a peacful place, not often warring with the kingdom of forechan and the leser realm of neingag.

It is ruled by Queen Arendite, whom is merciful and benevolent (Mostly)
The regailed and respected Gray Nade-Carter, writer of the ever popular weekly scroll
"Critical Missive"
The admir'd and feared Benjamin "Yahwee" Crozhorr, whom is ever popular and trusted in his tales of adventurers who talk a lot of shit
The feared and loved Jimothy Sterling, Whom is always quick with his opinion and direction towards those that would seek to harm the peoples interests
The Reknowned, Respected and Adored bard Gavus Dunne, Whom won the hearts of the people with his line "you may fight like a dragon, Run like a leopard but you'll never be superior to the captain Shepard"
And of course, the ever lovable court jester, Clarion of the day star, ever present amongst the people, bringing hilarity in his wake.

Escapistia is policed by the feared and powerful Moderators(e) whom banish those that doth harass the general populus. In Escapia, you have become a new resident or user, and your goal is to ascend to the role of the mighty Publisher.

Currently my thoughts well has run dry, but, people of escapia Escapist users, feel free to tell me anything you believe would add to the story.
I think you forgot MovieBob.
Who's moviebob, I know nothing of this moviebob, any relation to people alive or dead is coincedental...?
Wait, so Clarion of the Day Star is in no way a relation to me?

What a twist!
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
DJ_DEnM said:
SpectacularWebHead said:
I recently had an idea for a fantasy game, named Ye Escapistia. I'd like to run by the concept and some characters to see peoples opinions on it.

The province of escapistia, within the land of Ye intranete. Escapistia is a land divided into 10 Holds, including Offtopicia and Userirevew. It is largely a peacful place, not often warring with the kingdom of forechan and the leser realm of neingag.

It is ruled by Queen Arendite, whom is merciful and benevolent (Mostly)
The regailed and respected Gray Nade-Carter, writer of the ever popular weekly scroll
"Critical Missive"
The admir'd and feared Benjamin "Yahwee" Crozhorr, whom is ever popular and trusted in his tales of adventurers who talk a lot of shit
The feared and loved Jimothy Sterling, Whom is always quick with his opinion and direction towards those that would seek to harm the peoples interests
The Reknowned, Respected and Adored bard Gavus Dunne, Whom won the hearts of the people with his line "you may fight like a dragon, Run like a leopard but you'll never be superior to the captain Shepard"
And of course, the ever lovable court jester, Clarion of the day star, ever present amongst the people, bringing hilarity in his wake.

Escapistia is policed by the feared and powerful Moderators(e) whom banish those that doth harass the general populus. In Escapia, you have become a new resident or user, and your goal is to ascend to the role of the mighty Publisher.

Currently my thoughts well has run dry, but, people of escapia Escapist users, feel free to tell me anything you believe would add to the story.
I think you forgot MovieBob.
Who's moviebob, I know nothing of this moviebob, any relation to people alive or dead is coincedental...?
Wait, so Clarion of the Day Star is in no way a relation to me?

What a twist!
Ummm.........no....................I think.
Yeah, no.
Not at all.
No.
[sub][sub]jaffacakes[/sub][/sub]
 

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I shall take on the role that I am best to play.
Lightning Archangel!

Hey don't complain about it, i have been playing one in the Escapist Avatar Adventure RP for years and I have been doing a damn good job. So I shall be the Escapist/Escapistia Archangel, serving good justice and all the other good stuff. ^_^
 

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Ahahaha Kingdom of Escapistia, prepare to have your world consumed by the almighty Mr.PlanetEater. Eater of planets! Consumer of good! Bringer of Doom! Manliest of the manly otherworldly entities!



Guess which role I'm gunning for ;D
 

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                                                                            -Escape


"Speak the words as I have spoke them to you." Nuke began, mud entrenching his leather boots into the dank forest. "Though these be brigands and knaves alike, there be no reason to treat them as any but peers."

"Nonsense," the knight beside him asserted. "If these be the reputed rogues we've heard tale of, our only recourse must accompany flames and pillaging, as is our way."

"If ye be brigands yourselves, 'tis a reasonable assertion." Nuke replied evenly. "Be that as it may, the land may end worse for the wear. Waste not such efforts on cutting, the mods back us for a reason."

"Easy speech for a holding lord," spat a man from the middle of the ranks. "Unlike you pansies, knights errant have no work in peacetime."

"Short-sighted," Nuke replied. "In all times, there is work. The question being not whether 'tis present, but rather be the people willing. Steady hands with swords often make steady craftsmen. Not the easiest trade to learn, but one worth the investment."

The man snorted. "Permission to cut the pansy from his idiocy, Captain?"

Kargathia sighed, "Stay your tongue, Roberts. There's enough trouble come the moonrise. Needn't borrow any more."

"As the captain wishes."

"As he does, indeed." Karg said, turning. "Nuke, preparations shall be done soon. Any news from the auxiliary?"

"None by messenger. 'Tis straightforward work. Contain the perimeter until mods arrive, stay your blades unless necessary."

"Aye, sir." The captain stood from his crouch, addressing the ranks. "Gents! To arms!"

The men snapped to attention, rising as a squadron, and began to file out of the treeline on silent feet. Daylight had waned enough to make the dark armor only scarcely visible in the scarcely visible starlight. Ambient light from the camp cast dancing shadows on the hauberks and drawn blades. Nuke, though a lord, had little experience in the field, and feared for every highlight and shadow the armor gave away.

It wasn't until the squadron, and Karg, had completely cleared the forest and started establishing the perimeter that the counter-attack began. A deep, distant voice bellowed "Loose!" in the distance, and the thrum of synchronized bows washed out from the horizon.

The senior officers of the squad burst into action. "Shields up, lads!" The thundering of boots crashed into the Earth as the forty-odd man battalion huddled under shields. Less than seconds later, fire-hot arrows began hammering into the ground. The sound was thunderous in the stillness of the evening. "Flames!" Karg called out from within the roar of arrows. "Defensive positions! We hold the perimeter!"

Men began openly sprinting to positions, bowmen and fencers drawing arms and beginning combat in earnest. Though the bandit camp had gotten the surprise attack, once the men were in position, the combat became violently one-sided. Swords were met by two or three shields at a time, and the men had co-ordination and experience. The bandits, though some quite skilled, simply didn't have the numbers to make up for the hailstorm of reports coming down the line. The battle was going to be short-lived, either way.

Nuke had arrived at the final defensive position, thick war hammer in his primary hand. A few stragglers were attempting to spill out, but he pushed them back with the gnarled handle. Karg held the position beside Nuke's, horse heading off anyone attempting to charge past Nuke and the aged war hammer.

From behind, the sound of otherworldly voices rose into the evening. Karg sidestepped, clearing the road. Beside him, Nuke did the same. Nuke reporting to the leading mod, "Perimeter is secure, it's yours from here."

The well-armored woman nodded, grappling her weapon comfortably. She wore a wicked, battle-ready grin. "Well enough. Mods, to arms!" The assorted men and women behind her kicked their horses into gallops, steeds powering into the bandit camp. From inside, a metallic voice screamed "Swing the hammer!" Brief cracks of thunder and lightning crackled from inside the camp. Streams of scarlet and white seemed to explode from inside the tents around the camp, with the occasional body of a bandit landing bodily, and bonelessly, at the edges of camp.

The mods made short work of everything, all told, leaving nothing but shadows of the bandits within the camp. Miraculously, the rest of the camp rested as it stood, otherwise undamaged. The woman addressed the remainders of the camp. "As always, thank you for your cooperation. And remember, don't engage the bandits. Reports do more than swords." She paused briefly to turn to Nuke. "Thanks for the reports, Nuke."

"Not a problem," Nuke replied, nodding to the mod. "Give the others my regards."


"Certainly," she replied, still grinning. "Mods, there's more work to be had."

"Always," said one of the younger mods, her blond hair drifting in the wind as she rode. "Work, work, work."

The evening settled into dawn, with the sun rising over the valley. "Job done well enough," Karg said into the morning light. "Time to head back to the estate Nuke?"

"Of course." Nuke replied, setting course for his land.

"Think some got through?"

"Some always do," Nuke said honestly, sliding his hammer into place on his back. "We'll get them next time."
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