The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[SirPlindington]

Hmm... Everyone seems to be making roles for themselves, so I suppose I might start off with one as well. I will be... the Newcomer. I have been lurking over this kingdom for eons now, but I have only just now manifested. I am new, malleable, unforged, and untested. Perhaps I will become just another citizen of these great lands, adding on to the endless pile. Or perhaps I will rise, and become something greater. I might be respected, loved, a credit to the kingdom. And if that is so, then hear me words, and remember them well; You will all burn. No one will be spared. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN.

...

Well, the cute cat gifs can stay. But no one else!

Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the escapist.

ListenKilltoKillmeKillandKillonlyKilltoKillme.

Of course. You seem to be well respected. I'll do exactly as you've specified.

 

[Clinky]

what about Vault? ,most beloved knight and scholar of the land?

You're gonna have to ask Daystar.

That is, if you wanna be a Brovenger.

bah! I belong to no creed of man! I am my own master...I wander thease lands on my own terms and slay thy enemies with the authority of the almight himself!

Perhaps... Vault the Slayer?

 

[Andy Shandy]

I don't wanna be that guy.

I wanna be this guy

But...but, his name isn't Jester.

In fact, bugger it, in my self-given title of "Namer Of Stuff" the character once known as Vergil, shall be known as Jester (only in this thread)

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

what about Vault? ,most beloved knight and scholar of the land?

You're gonna have to ask Daystar.

That is, if you wanna be a Brovenger.

bah! I belong to no creed of man! I am my own master...I wander thease lands on my own terms and slay thy enemies with the authority of the almight himself!

Suit yourself, but no crying if you get caught up in a battle of ours.

 

[Vault101]

Perhaps... Vault the Slayer?

hmmmm....I LIKE IT

Suit yourself, but no crying if you get caught up in a battle of ours.

ha! your just jealous!...I didn't want to be in your silly little club anyway...mines a million times cooler and you can't join so ner!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I just remembered Daystar's love for Vergil (and I'm assuming DMC in general). This means I am now imaging Daystar as this guy

I'm not sure if it's amazing or horrifying. Probably both.

Image is broken, don't think you linked it properly.
I'm curious as to what it is

Edit: Ah, it's fixed.

-_-

I don't wanna be that guy.

I wanna be this guy

Hey Daystar!

This is for you, from the League!

Enjoy!

PS: If you want me to draw you, just ask!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I just remembered Daystar's love for Vergil (and I'm assuming DMC in general). This means I am now imaging Daystar as this guy

I'm not sure if it's amazing or horrifying. Probably both.

Image is broken, don't think you linked it properly.
I'm curious as to what it is

Edit: Ah, it's fixed.

-_-

I don't wanna be that guy.

I wanna be this guy

Hey Daystar!

This is for you, from the League!

Enjoy!

PS: If you want me to draw you, just ask!

Hah! Even got the shape of my glasses right.

Insane

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Suit yourself, but no crying if you get caught up in a battle of ours.

ha! your just jealous!...I didn't want to be in your silly little club anyway...mines a million times cooler and you can't join so ner!

Uh huh...

I'm their mighty bard, and it's not silly, you silly little rogue.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I just remembered Daystar's love for Vergil (and I'm assuming DMC in general). This means I am now imaging Daystar as this guy

snip

Hah! Even got the shape of my glasses right.

Insane

And best part?

I'm don't even draw!

Just something I did!

 

[Hasido]

This thread... Is just all kinds of amazing. A high-five to everyone for this. Certainly brightened my evening.

I guess I'm stuck being an NPC... Bound to just wander along my little track. Always observing, rarely speaking... Rarely being part of everything as a whole. Doomed to never have my tale told among the greats of the Escapist. Thus is the life of a generally quiet observer...

Eh... I suppose there are worse fates to have.

(Like the Jester! ... Kidding.)

You know what? us title-less lurkers should form a secret society! one wherein nothing is done, no one talks, and it is only occasionally referenced as some sort of shady organization that has a hand in everything!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Hmm... Everyone seems to be making roles for themselves, so I suppose I might start off with one as well. I will be... the Newcomer. I have been lurking over this kingdom for eons now, but I have only just now manifested. I am new, malleable, unforged, and untested. Perhaps I will become just another citizen of these great lands, adding on to the endless pile. Or perhaps I will rise, and become something greater. I might be respected, loved, a credit to the kingdom. And if that is so, then hear me words, and remember them well; You will all burn. No one will be spared. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN.

...

Well, the cute cat gifs can stay. But no one else!

Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the escapist.

ListenKilltoKillmeKillandKillonlyKilltoKillme.

Of course. You seem to be well respected. I'll do exactly as you've specified.

Others will try to convince you otherwise.

But you must ignore them.

Ignore them like a bag of drunken ferrets.

 

[Clinky]

This thread... Is just all kinds of amazing. A high-five to everyone for this. Certainly brightened my evening.

I guess I'm stuck being an NPC... Bound to just wander along my little track. Always observing, rarely speaking... Rarely being part of everything as a whole. Doomed to never have my tale told among the greats of the Escapist. Thus is the life of a generally quiet observer...

Eh... I suppose there are worse fates to have.

(Like the Jester! ... Kidding.)

You know what? us title-less lurkers should form a secret society! one wherein nothing is done, no one talks, and it is only occasionally referenced as some sort of shady organization that has a hand in everything!

The Legion of the Lurkers! =D

Ever do we lurk in the shadows... Lurking and... Lurking some more. xD

Edit: Or 'The watchers'. That could sound good too.

 

[ResonanceSD]

You left out demagogues! I DEMAND A LIST OF DEMAGOGUES!

 

[Vault101]

Uh huh...

I'm their mighty bard, and it's not silly, you silly little rogue.

I'm not a slly little rouge I'm VAULT THE SLAYER and I could totally take you all on if I wanted to but that would be against me code....so there

 

[Hasido]

-snip-

Ignore them like a bag of drunken ferrets.

I have to admit, that sounds hard to ignore

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

The admir'd and feared Benjamin "Yahwee" Crozhorr, whom is ever popular and trusted in his tales of adventurers who talk a lot of shit

Surprised nobody has mentioned this yet, but that is one letter off from the most commonly accepted spelling for the name of God (which is Yahweh.) The reason there's more than one spelling is because written Hebrew has no vowels, Jews traditionally didn't speak the name aloud thanks to the commandment about taking the lord's name in vain, and the letters we have are y(or j),h,v(or w)and h again.

Nice goofy thread, I'm just really surprised that nobody pointed that out.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

And who shall be drawn next, is the question

So many choices...

Oh, and that map?

Work in progress!

Do we want it to be one big landmass, or throw in an island somewhere?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-snip-

Ignore them like a bag of drunken ferrets.

I have to admit, that sounds hard to ignore

Exactly!

Only one of steadfast will, could ignore such a tasty morsel of hilarity.

 

[Hasido]

I guess I'm stuck being an NPC... Bound to just wander along my little track. Always observing, rarely speaking... Rarely being part of everything as a whole. Doomed to never have my tale told among the greats of the Escapist. Thus is the life of a generally quiet observer...

Eh... I suppose there are worse fates to have.

(Like the Jester! ... Kidding.)

You know what? us title-less lurkers should form a secret society! one wherein nothing is done, no one talks, and it is only occasionally referenced as some sort of shady organization that has a hand in everything!

The Legion of the Lurkers! =D

Ever do we lurk in the shadows... Lurking and... Lurking some more. xD

Edit: Or 'The watchers'. That could sound good too.

The Legion of Watchers? The Lurking Watchers? The Watching Lurkers? The League Of Those Who Do No More Than Lurk In The Shadows And Watch The Common Goings On?

 

[Muspelheim]

This thread... Is just all kinds of amazing. A high-five to everyone for this. Certainly brightened my evening.

I guess I'm stuck being an NPC... Bound to just wander along my little track. Always observing, rarely speaking... Rarely being part of everything as a whole. Doomed to never have my tale told among the greats of the Escapist. Thus is the life of a generally quiet observer...

Eh... I suppose there are worse fates to have.

(Like the Jester! ... Kidding.)

You know what? us title-less lurkers should form a secret society! one wherein nothing is done, no one talks, and it is only occasionally referenced as some sort of shady organization that has a hand in everything!

No, no we shall not. We are the silent, titleless masses upon which the Imperium of Escapistia is built. Aye, our great rulers and commanders towers above us all, resting upon the laurels they have earned through their toil. But... What would they be without us? It is we who hold the line. And we post standing. It is what we do best.

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We post standing.