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*gets popcorn, settles down*
Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.
Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!
[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]
Why am I the jester?
I don't even have a stupid hat!
It's because you are the most entertaining.
Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.
Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.
You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.
Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.
I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?
You never sleep
The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.
I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.
ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.
And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.
I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.
And I can be your drunk companion!
Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!
I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you
very drunk. It will be an adventure!
Exactly!
I will be happily
manipulated convinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.
Bards will sing songs of our tales!
You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!
No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.
YES!
That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.
We need to adventure and write at the same time, we can come up with drunken tunes later, just make sure it rhymes. We will obviously have very real adventures, though not necessarily connected in any way to reality.
Owls can't play lutes, so you are in charge of lutes. You will be Keeper of the Lute! I can carry a barrel around my neck, like a Saint Bernard, it will have booz-ohol for you and a quill and paper for me. Because owls can use quills but not lutes, little known fact.
Hmm...a very good point, so I shall protect the lute like my drunken life depends on it.
Since we are adventuring, how are we gonna protect ourselves? I mean, I'm sure we will get into some crazy shenanigans and fleeing will only get us so far. Unless the plan is I breathe on fire and burn our foes to crisp, and if so we will need more booz-ohol.
Also, since I'm associated with you, does that mean I'm a part of Thy Vengers of House Bro? [sub][sub]Is that what's it's called?[/sub][/sub]
I have my BrOwl armor, generously provided by Daystar: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=43578003
You will need to make or purchase armor, possibly out of used wine barrels, so as to carry to aroma? You can easily wield a broken bottle, or a knife attached to your lute.
I have a very sharp beak, of course. So I am always armed.
I am uncertain of your relationship with the Vengers of the House of Bro (Olde timey name is still in flux, I think), but it mostly depends on you!
Do you wish to see joy, whimsy, and delight spread around the forums by means of derailing, fluffy yet entertaining discussions, and ridiculousness?
Do you wish to follow the Bro way without true ill-intent towards others that we strive against in jest?
Are you ready to do written battle with the forces like the Injustice League and Those guys with the mustaches and dapperness whatevers?
Is your heart strong and true?
What is your stance on puns?
If these things are things you answer yes, seventy-five, or BLEEN to, then you should shoot a quick message to Daystar, because he is in charge of letting people join the club, logistically.
You must be certain this is what you wish, joining the Brovengers gains you allies and a cause, but also many faux-enemies. Beware, make the choice with this in mind.
