The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)
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Does this mean I need to get a set of Owl-shaped armor? Because as a ridiculous lady, I require sensible armor that provides protection as well as mobility.Daystar Clarion said:
And it needs to be the opposite of pink, the anti-pink, if you will. Nega-pink.
We need to adventure and write at the same time, we can come up with drunken tunes later, just make sure it rhymes. We will obviously have very real adventures, though not necessarily connected in any way to reality.Fiz_The_Toaster said:YES!Carbonyl said:You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!Fiz_The_Toaster said:Exactly!Carbonyl said:I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!Fiz_The_Toaster said:And I can be your drunk companion!Carbonyl said:I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.Daystar Clarion said:And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.Carbonyl said:I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.Daystar Clarion said:You never sleepCarbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]Andy Shandy said:Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!Susan Arendt said:*gets popcorn, settles down*
Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.
Why am I the jester?
I don't even have a stupid hat!
It's because you are the most entertaining.
Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.
Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.
Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.
I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?
The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.
ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.
Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!
I will be happilymanipulatedconvinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.
Bards will sing songs of our tales!
No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.
That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.
Owls can't play lutes, so you are in charge of lutes. You will be Keeper of the Lute! I can carry a barrel around my neck, like a Saint Bernard, it will have booz-ohol for you and a quill and paper for me. Because owls can use quills but not lutes, little known fact.
Did you guys tell the other bros you were adventuring? They're going to be disappointed.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:This shall be your armour...Carbonyl said:
Daystar, that may just be one of the most beautiful things I have ever laid eyes upon. I MUST HAVE IT. I shall wear it into battle proudly!
You and me both, you and me both. (referring to bolded part)Gabanuka said:I'm very tempted to draw a map of this kingdom. Sadly it is 11:40pm.
I wish I had more of an impact on the site to be worthy of a title, I'll guess I'll become the resident enchanter
... *grabs some snacks and sits back to enjoy the show*
You are The Creator of Clouds.trollnystan said:You and me both, you and me both. (referring to bolded part)Gabanuka said:I'm very tempted to draw a map of this kingdom. Sadly it is 11:40pm.
I wish I had more of an impact on the site to be worthy of a title, I'll guess I'll become the resident enchanter
... *grabs some snacks and sits back to enjoy the show*
The First Brovenger will be eternally grateful
We'll get the town cryer on it!him over there said:Did you guys tell the other bros you were adventuring? They're going to be disappointed.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:This shall be your armour...Carbonyl said:
Daystar, that may just be one of the most beautiful things I have ever laid eyes upon. I MUST HAVE IT. I shall wear it into battle proudly!
If you do make the map, you could be "Ye Olde Cartographer" which sounds rather fancy indeed.Gabanuka said:I'm very tempted to draw a map of this kingdom. Sadly it is 11:40pm.
I wish I had more of an impact on the site to be worthy of a title, I'll guess I'll become the resident enchanter
Better than my title which seems to be "Namer of Stuff"
Wow, that sounds almost... Godly. Yup, I can live with that! ;DDaystar Clarion said:You are The Creator of Clouds.trollnystan said:
The First Brovenger will be eternally grateful
[sup][sub][sup]Also, I'm happy-blushing right now =D[/sup][/sub][/sup]
Do you already have an evil monster to vanquish in mind? If not may I suggest one?Carbonyl said:We'll get the town cryer on it!him over there said:Did you guys tell the other bros you were adventuring? They're going to be disappointed.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:This shall be your armour...Carbonyl said:
Daystar, that may just be one of the most beautiful things I have ever laid eyes upon. I MUST HAVE IT. I shall wear it into battle proudly!
Look at that asshole! He's just opening his buddies presents without them!
Hmm...a very good point, so I shall protect the lute like my drunken life depends on it.Carbonyl said:We need to adventure and write at the same time, we can come up with drunken tunes later, just make sure it rhymes. We will obviously have very real adventures, though not necessarily connected in any way to reality.Fiz_The_Toaster said:YES!Carbonyl said:You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!Fiz_The_Toaster said:Exactly!Carbonyl said:I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!Fiz_The_Toaster said:And I can be your drunk companion!Carbonyl said:I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.Daystar Clarion said:And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.Carbonyl said:I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.Daystar Clarion said:You never sleepCarbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]Andy Shandy said:Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!Susan Arendt said:*gets popcorn, settles down*
Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.
Why am I the jester?
I don't even have a stupid hat!
It's because you are the most entertaining.
Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.
Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.
Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.
I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?
The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.
ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.
Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!
I will be happilymanipulatedconvinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.
Bards will sing songs of our tales!
No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.
That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.
Owls can't play lutes, so you are in charge of lutes. You will be Keeper of the Lute! I can carry a barrel around my neck, like a Saint Bernard, it will have booz-ohol for you and a quill and paper for me. Because owls can use quills but not lutes, little known fact.
Since we are adventuring, how are we gonna protect ourselves? I mean, I'm sure we will get into some crazy shenanigans and fleeing will only get us so far. Unless the plan is I breathe on fire and burn our foes to crisp, and if so we will need more booz-ohol.
Also, since I'm associated with you, does that mean I'm a part of Thy Vengers of House Bro? [sub][sub]Is that what's it's called?[/sub][/sub]
I shall be... um, something.
Maybe I'll take up a sword and just stand by something until people start assuming I'm guarding it.
Maybe I'll take up a sword and just stand by something until people start assuming I'm guarding it.
I'll just be lurking within the shadows of the realm, then. Hisssssssss. If people knew my true nature, there would be a most terrible witchhunt.
Right now we are engaging in battle with a horde of evil mustaches. You are welcome to join!him over there said:Do you already have an evil monster to vanquish in mind? If not may I suggest one?Carbonyl said:We'll get the town cryer on it!him over there said:Did you guys tell the other bros you were adventuring? They're going to be disappointed.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:This shall be your armour...Carbonyl said:
Daystar, that may just be one of the most beautiful things I have ever laid eyes upon. I MUST HAVE IT. I shall wear it into battle proudly!
Look at that asshole! He's just opening his buddies presents without them!
Show me where they are and I'll sort them all out!Carbonyl said:Right now we are engaging in battle with a horde of evil mustaches. You are welcome to join!him over there said:Do you already have an evil monster to vanquish in mind? If not may I suggest one?Carbonyl said:We'll get the town cryer on it!him over there said:Did you guys tell the other bros you were adventuring? They're going to be disappointed.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:This shall be your armour...Carbonyl said:
Daystar, that may just be one of the most beautiful things I have ever laid eyes upon. I MUST HAVE IT. I shall wear it into battle proudly!
Look at that asshole! He's just opening his buddies presents without them!
I'll send an invite your way if you want oneFiz_The_Toaster said:Hmm...a very good point, so I shall protect the lute like my drunken life depends on it.Carbonyl said:We need to adventure and write at the same time, we can come up with drunken tunes later, just make sure it rhymes. We will obviously have very real adventures, though not necessarily connected in any way to reality.Fiz_The_Toaster said:YES!Carbonyl said:You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!Fiz_The_Toaster said:Exactly!Carbonyl said:I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!Fiz_The_Toaster said:And I can be your drunk companion!Carbonyl said:I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.Daystar Clarion said:And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.Carbonyl said:I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.Daystar Clarion said:You never sleepCarbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]Andy Shandy said:Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!Susan Arendt said:*gets popcorn, settles down*
Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.
Why am I the jester?
I don't even have a stupid hat!
It's because you are the most entertaining.
Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.
Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.
Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.
I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?
The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.
ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.
Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!
I will be happilymanipulatedconvinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.
Bards will sing songs of our tales!
No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.
That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.
Owls can't play lutes, so you are in charge of lutes. You will be Keeper of the Lute! I can carry a barrel around my neck, like a Saint Bernard, it will have booz-ohol for you and a quill and paper for me. Because owls can use quills but not lutes, little known fact.
Since we are adventuring, how are we gonna protect ourselves? I mean, I'm sure we will get into some crazy shenanigans and fleeing will only get us so far. Unless the plan is I breathe on fire and burn our foes to crisp, and if so we will need more booz-ohol.
Also, since I'm associated with you, does that mean I'm a part of Thy Vengers of House Bro? [sub][sub]Is that what's it's called?[/sub][/sub]
Rule 22 of the Bro Code states that there is no rule that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Which is why our good friend Carbonyl is of our number
I don't know what to say...Daystar Clarion said:I'll send an invite your way if you want oneFiz_The_Toaster said:Hmm...a very good point, so I shall protect the lute like my drunken life depends on it.Carbonyl said:We need to adventure and write at the same time, we can come up with drunken tunes later, just make sure it rhymes. We will obviously have very real adventures, though not necessarily connected in any way to reality.Fiz_The_Toaster said:YES!Carbonyl said:You can get drunk enough for the both of us, and I can be sleep-deprived enough for the both of us, and collectively we can be crazy enough so as to be incomprehensible!Fiz_The_Toaster said:Exactly!Carbonyl said:I don't even have to be drunk to talk about flying jellyfish. In order to keep you on topic with my off-topics, I will need to keep you very drunk. It will be an adventure!Fiz_The_Toaster said:And I can be your drunk companion!Carbonyl said:I can be that crazy person (Owl) on the street who randomly grabs you to tell you about the sky jellyfish! Or explain RNA binding. It's a crapshoot.Daystar Clarion said:And you can perch entryway to the Ye Olde Brovenger headquarters, barraging newcomers with sleep deprived eccentricity.Carbonyl said:I CAN DO THAT! My job is not sleeping! I am good at not sleeping! That is another one of my super-special talents. I am now a very special, sleep-deprived, snowflake.Daystar Clarion said:You never sleepCarbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:You could be The Owl, who knows all and sees all.Carbonyl said:Daystar Clarion said:[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]Andy Shandy said:Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!Susan Arendt said:*gets popcorn, settles down*
Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.
Why am I the jester?
I don't even have a stupid hat!
It's because you are the most entertaining.
Does this make The Brovengers part of your courtly comedy troupe? I can certainly be entertaining if required! I want to be helpful, I do not want to be peasant #5648.
Although much of the time my off-topic posts usually end with either rainbow squid or a situation in which No Two Things Are Not On Fire. It's problematic.
Problematically, I don't think I can live up to being the one who "Knows and Sees All". I might be capable of pulling off "Crazy Old Owl" but I am not that old. And my owl is a tiny owl.
I'm pretty sure my special internet talent is just being slightly more surreal than any situation calls for. Can that be a job? Resident surrealist? Is there an old-timey name for that?
The Tiny Owl Who Never Sleeps.
ALSO
For once, I have something on-topic to say: The capital of Escapistia is the shining city of Featurea, built from great Articles by members of the Order of Writers.
Think of all the hijinks we can get into and all the while praising the sky jellyfish!
I will be happilymanipulatedconvinced of all things off-topic while being provided with delicious drink, and there's no need for you to get drunk since I will be doing that.
Bards will sing songs of our tales!
No, wait, I have a better idea. We can sing songs TO bards of our tales! IT'S BRILLIANT. Songventures!
I don't think anyone will believe our tales unless we present them in convenient pre-prepared song form.
That will totally work, but who's playing the lute? I'll be too drunk....wait! I can play it and be a drunken master of the lute, and you can sing the glorious tales of our adventures! Psh, we can totally write them in advanced, that's the easy part. We just need to get to adventuring first, or we can make them up as we write, which ever is convenient.
Owls can't play lutes, so you are in charge of lutes. You will be Keeper of the Lute! I can carry a barrel around my neck, like a Saint Bernard, it will have booz-ohol for you and a quill and paper for me. Because owls can use quills but not lutes, little known fact.
Since we are adventuring, how are we gonna protect ourselves? I mean, I'm sure we will get into some crazy shenanigans and fleeing will only get us so far. Unless the plan is I breathe on fire and burn our foes to crisp, and if so we will need more booz-ohol.
Also, since I'm associated with you, does that mean I'm a part of Thy Vengers of House Bro? [sub][sub]Is that what's it's called?[/sub][/sub]
Rule 22 of the Bro Code states that there is no rule that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Which is why our good friend Carbonyl is of our number
*sniff*
I would love to join, you people are awesome!