The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[Eclipse Dragon]

Adding to this Religipol should also have some major issues with wildfire, so much so, that the province is pretty much always burning, and these fires are not natural, but the cause of those people who constantly war.

Yes! And the massive warfare in the region is between two different groups that both think they're horribly oppressed by the other. The Christianians who can't agree on what a proper Christianian actually is and frequently fight with each other over it. And the Atheisticans who can't agree on what a proper Atheistican actually is and see that as a positive trait.

Also they consider any topic a reason to war, the most recent one being whether it should be legal to make sweet sweet love to an animal or not.


In short, the kingdom of Religipol looks like this.

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It's citizenry look like this...

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And the only mods able to enforce any form of order whatsoever probably look like this.

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That.... that was beautiful. Thank you, just... thank you.

 

[Terratina.]

@Eclpsedragon: Indeed.

Thou shalt be a missionary that comes every year trying to convert the The Kingdom of Escapistia to the 'one and true' faith of Ye Olde Touhou while declaring those not of the faith "infidels."

 

[Alternative]

i shall be alternatis the silent beggar, who has been in escapistia for longer then many, but is rarely seen or heard by the inhabitants.

 

[Eomega123]

The Kingdom of Escapistia is also home to an abbey of the Bronesians. While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict. The Bronesians were quick to seek converts, and many citizens of Escapistia have since converted to the 'Religion of the one true Solar Emperess, blessed be her name and may all who deny her sanctity be forever cast upon the lunar soil, praise be our lord, amen.' Bronesians have since become a constant force in the politics of Escapistia. Some have welcomed them, some have shunned them, and some have chosen to ignore them, but their influence, for good or ill, cannot be denied.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Who said anything about running a kingdom?

Some people just want to see the world burn...

 

[Guffe]

I can be an inhabitant of the lands...
anything goes, surprise me!

 

[him over there]

Snip

Who said anything about running a kingdom?

Some people just want to see the world burn...

Some people just want to watch other people misquote movies.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

The Kingdom of Escapistia is also home to an abbey of the Bronesians. While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict. The Bronesians were quick to seek converts, and many citizens of Escapistia have since converted to the 'Religion of the one true Solar Emperess, blessed be her name and may all who deny her sanctity be forever cast upon the lunar soil, praise be our lord, amen.' Bronesians have since become a constant force in the politics of Escapistia. Some have welcomed them, some have shunned them, and some have chosen to ignore them, but their influence, for good or ill, cannot be denied.

That's some epic win right there.

Snip

Who said anything about running a kingdom?

Some people just want to see the world burn...

Some people just want to watch other people misquote movies.

I hate you.

 

[him over there]

The Kingdom of Escapistia is also home to an abbey of the Bronesians. While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict. The Bronesians were quick to seek converts, and many citizens of Escapistia have since converted to the 'Religion of the one true Solar Emperess, blessed be her name and may all who deny her sanctity be forever cast upon the lunar soil, praise be our lord, amen.' Bronesians have since become a constant force in the politics of Escapistia. Some have welcomed them, some have shunned them, and some have chosen to ignore them, but their influence, for good or ill, cannot be denied.

That's some epic win right there.

Snip

Who said anything about running a kingdom?

Some people just want to see the world burn...

Some people just want to watch other people misquote movies.

I hate you.

How could you say such a thing?

 

[Stew Coard]

Um... are we all forgetting the knowledgable philosopher, and wizard Robert of Cinema? anyone? (sorry need to brush up on my shakespearean)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

True power and might lie in the hands of the Dapper Gentleman's League of Top Hatted Villainy!

I agree with your policies of power and top hats.
Where might one sign up?

Also, what about the Derailed Lands, created from the abandoned grounds of possibly great cities, where all manner of

Spoiler: strange

Spoiler: brightly-coloured

Spoiler: creatures

roam wild, and the mods are forced to invade, banhammers at the ready? What of them!?

 

[Erana]

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.
WITNESS HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91021-Triangle-Game-Conference-Releases-Full-Schedule-of-Events] as Susan is addressed by her proper title, as a precursor to all sparkling tiwlights, hooves derping and jacking apples.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

And also, I'm the resident white mage, as I have been for a loooong time, but I have a hedgehog-loving, male doppleganger. I wouldn't trust him if I were you.

 

[wintercoat]

True power and might lie in the hands of the Dapper Gentleman's League of Top Hatted Villainy!

I agree with your policies of power and top hats.
Where might one sign up?

Also, what about the Derailed Lands, created from the abandoned grounds of possibly great cities, where all manner of

Spoiler: strange

Spoiler: brightly-coloured

Spoiler: creatures

roam wild, and the mods are forced to invade, banhammers at the ready? What of them!?

They have been given new lands on which to flourish. Where they may run free, unoppressed. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.380059-dont-read] And it is beautiful.

 

[Eomega123]

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

The enlightened children of the Celestial Lord do not recognize the sanctity of your old gods. Our Shining Leader was born of chaos, a chaos which she then overpowered and forever locked away so that the memory of those dark time would never again plague her chosen flock. Cast aside your false prophets and join the the one true faith of Bronesianism! (Celestia have mercy on this confused soul, they know not what they say and have yet to recognize your divine greatness, amen.)

 

[Susan Arendt]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

 

[shadyh8er]

Um... are we all forgetting the knowledgable philosopher, and wizard Robert of Cinema? anyone? (sorry need to brush up on my shakespearean)

I was about to say something to that extent.

OT: Passage to certain areas can only be granted by solving the riddles of the trickster Captchia. He is not as smart as he thinks he is, most of his "riddles" usually just involve repeating after him, but no one says anything.

And we must tell tales of the legendary Extro Creedits. A band of intellectuals brought to life by the crippled alchemist Alison Theus (no need to change her name, it sounds archaic enough) banished from Escapistia over monetary matters.

 

[Erana]

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

The enlightened children of the Celestial Lord do not recognize the sanctity of your old gods. Our Shining Leader was born of chaos, a chaos which she then overpowered and forever locked away so that the memory of those dark time would never again plague her chosen flock. Cast aside your false prophets and join the the one true faith of Bronesianism! (Celestia have mercy on this confused soul, they know not what they say and have yet to recognize your divine greatness, amen.)

Tisk tisk tisk... You're a fanatical foreigner who refuses to acknowledge a founder of not only pony-enthusiasm, but the origins of Escapian Poniocity? We were committing the divine act of ponifying [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.177083-Primp-Our-Pony-Winner-Announced] things at the behest of the High Priestesses long before the phrase was ever uttered into your profaned ears. We were making Images of Escapia in most ponious forms [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.164677-My-Little-Escapist-Pony] long before it ever occurred to you to open your heart to ponies!

The Church of Poniocity may be much more humble than your grand and flashy Bronesianism, but our love of small horses is much more pure. We loved our tiny equines long before conversion of the masses made loving them safe.

 

[RastaBadger]

Not a bad idea but Jimothy Sterling should be upgraded to the being god of wisdom instead.