The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[TheLastSamurai14]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

 

[Hoplon]

I shall hate you all once I have finished laughing.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

Isn't this the forest of multiple threads of the same topic?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

Isn't this the forest of multiple threads of the same topic?

I suppose so. Your point of the trees multiplying is a good one, after further consideration. I doubt they can be beaten, given that circumstance.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

Isn't this the forest of multiple threads of the same topic?

I suppose so. Your point of the trees multiplying is a good one, after further consideration. I doubt they can be beaten, given that circumstance.

Well, certain trees (Mass Effect 3 ending threads) will have been counteracted with a serum called Extendicus Cuticus (Extended Cut DLC)

It seems to have done a good job, but a quest of great hardship had been undergone to get it

We call him the Shepard

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

Isn't this the forest of multiple threads of the same topic?

I suppose so. Your point of the trees multiplying is a good one, after further consideration. I doubt they can be beaten, given that circumstance.

Well, certain trees (Mass Effect 3 ending threads) will have been counteracted with a serum called Extendicus Cuticus (Extended Cut DLC)

Unfortunately, the trees have created a new, smaller, grove to combat the serum...
Many lives were lost. Our resistance was futile.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I suppose I'm the kingdom's madman, he who sees things that do not exist and takes the wisdom from an invisible creature that he, and only he, can perceive? He believes himself right. He believes in this creature and his known existence is dedicated to this creature, and all the while he talks to it, but it has been happening so long, that it doesn't faze a single person native to the land, and only makes the newcomers uncomfortable for a short time in their stay here.

Also, what of the inns of merriment and chatter, like the Asylum Inn, the Hot Topic Inn and what have you?

Calumon: And what about the stockades, where bad people get all the yucky fruit in the town?

 

[Erana]

I suppose I'm the kingdom's madman, he who sees things that do not exist and takes the wisdom from an invisible creature that he, and only he, can perceive? He believes himself right. He believes in this creature and his known existence is dedicated to this creature, and all the while he talks to it, but it has been happening so long, that it doesn't faze a single person native to the land, and only makes the newcomers uncomfortable for a short time in their stay here.

Also, what of the inns of merriment and chatter, like the Asylum Inn, the Hot Topic Inn and what have you?

Calumon: And what about the stockades, where bad people get all the yucky fruit in the town?

You are only mad for believing that others may not perceive the most jovial of creatures with whom you are the tamer of, Jack.
Calumon is ever a delight.

Can I have a digimon, too? :3

 

[Andy Shandy]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I suppose I'm the kingdom's madman, he who sees things that do not exist and takes the wisdom from an invisible creature that he, and only he, can perceive? He believes himself right. He believes in this creature and his known existence is dedicated to this creature, and all the while he talks to it, but it has been happening so long, that it doesn't faze a single person native to the land, and only makes the newcomers uncomfortable for a short time in their stay here.

Also, what of the inns of merriment and chatter, like the Asylum Inn, the Hot Topic Inn and what have you?

Calumon: And what about the stockades, where bad people get all the yucky fruit in the town?

You are only mad for believing that others may not perceive the most jovial of creatures with whom you are the tamer of, Jack.
Calumon is ever a delight.

Can I have a digimon, too? :3

Oh, the mad Keeper of Creatures am I? Certainly you can have one! I think you'll love this one.

Spoiler: A perfect fit! A creature of a futuristic nature for you!

Ah, it's good to be a mad creature keeper. Now I'm getting my creature to help me clean the menagerie.

Calumon: : (

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

I believe you are confused, sir. Razing is the act of cleansing with fire. I doubt the inhabitants of said forest can withstand that.

Isn't this the forest of multiple threads of the same topic?

I suppose so. Your point of the trees multiplying is a good one, after further consideration. I doubt they can be beaten, given that circumstance.

Well, certain trees (Mass Effect 3 ending threads) will have been counteracted with a serum called Extendicus Cuticus (Extended Cut DLC)

Unfortunately, the trees have created a new, smaller, grove to combat the serum...
Many lives were lost. Our resistance was futile.

Ah, some of the inhabitants of the forest weren't affected by the serum

We call them the Never-Happys, we're still working on a cure for them

 

[Erana]

I suppose I'm the kingdom's madman, he who sees things that do not exist and takes the wisdom from an invisible creature that he, and only he, can perceive? He believes himself right. He believes in this creature and his known existence is dedicated to this creature, and all the while he talks to it, but it has been happening so long, that it doesn't faze a single person native to the land, and only makes the newcomers uncomfortable for a short time in their stay here.

Also, what of the inns of merriment and chatter, like the Asylum Inn, the Hot Topic Inn and what have you?

Calumon: And what about the stockades, where bad people get all the yucky fruit in the town?

You are only mad for believing that others may not perceive the most jovial of creatures with whom you are the tamer of, Jack.
Calumon is ever a delight.

Can I have a digimon, too? :3

Oh, the mad Keeper of Creatures am I? Certainly you can have one! I think you'll love this one.

Spoiler: A perfect fit! A creature of a futuristic nature for you!

Ah, it's good to be a mad creature keeper. Now I'm getting my creature to help me clean the menagerie.

Calumon: : (

mind broke... cuteness... oh god. bzzort.

 

[Andy Shandy]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

Our queen! Quick, somebody get the jester. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] I'll try to entertain with a cat gif until he arrives!

[HEADING=1]God damn it![/HEADING]


Why am I the jester?

I don't even have a stupid hat!

Firstly, thank ye for arriving so quickly. Lord knows what would've happened had you not.

Secondly, I'm afraid I know not the reason for your title of jester, only that the originator of this tale, Spectacular WebHead deems ye to be it.

Thirdly, and finally, acquiring said silly hat for your possession should be easy enough, for there are plenty out there to choose from.

 

[MiskWisk]

This is the best thread ever. Of all time

OT: Surely His greatness, Lord Yahtzee, should be Commander of the legion?

 

[Erana]

This is the best thread ever. Of all time

OT: Surely His greatness, Lord Yahtzee, should be Commander of the legion?

No. He sits in his unsettlingly phallic ebony and gold tower, putzing away at a new oration to pleasure the masses with every week.
And at the base of the tower is a tavern, to boot!

 

[MiskWisk]

This is the best thread ever. Of all time

OT: Surely His greatness, Lord Yahtzee, should be Commander of the legion?

No. He sits in his unsettlingly phallic ebony and gold tower, putzing away at a new oration to pleasure the masses with every week.
And at the base of the tower is a tavern, to boot!

>_>
<_<
Can I get directions?

 

[Kargathia]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No, sexism defnitely belongs in the Swamp of Endlessly Rehashed Social Dilemmas.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

Now that you mention it...

Spoiler: Behold my magnificent hat!

[HEADING=1]Awwwww yeeeeeeah![/HEADING]

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why must we add silly hats?

Can't normal ones work, but in wacky colors?

Like purple!

Purple's wacky!