The Kingdom of Escapistia (Any relation to persons alive or dead is coincedental, shush)

[him over there]

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.
WITNESS HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/91021-Triangle-Game-Conference-Releases-Full-Schedule-of-Events] as Susan is addressed by her proper title, as a precursor to all sparkling tiwlights, hooves derping and jacking apples.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

And also, I'm the resident white mage, as I have been for a loooong time, but I have a hedgehog-loving, male doppleganger. I wouldn't trust him if I were you.

I don't think your doppleganger happens to have the benefit of being animated, though I could be wrong.

 

[Eomega123]

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

The enlightened children of the Celestial Lord do not recognize the sanctity of your old gods. Our Shining Leader was born of chaos, a chaos which she then overpowered and forever locked away so that the memory of those dark time would never again plague her chosen flock. Cast aside your false prophets and join the the one true faith of Bronesianism! (Celestia have mercy on this confused soul, they know not what they say and have yet to recognize your divine greatness, amen.)

Tisk tisk tisk... You're a fanatical foreigner who refuses to acknowledge a founder of not only pony-enthusiasm, but the origins of Escapian Poniocity? We were committing the divine act of ponifying [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.177083-Primp-Our-Pony-Winner-Announced] things at the behest of the High Priestesses long before the phrase was ever uttered into your profaned ears. We were making Images of Escapia in most ponious forms [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.164677-My-Little-Escapist-Pony] long before it ever occurred to you to open your heart to ponies!

The Church of Poniocity may be much more humble than your grand and flashy Bronesianism, but our love of small horses is much more pure. We loved our tiny equines long before conversion of the masses made loving them safe.

The Bronesian code prevents me from taking up arms against you for speaking of our order, and by extension our lord Celestia, blessed be her name, in such a despicable manner, but know this: The day of reckoning is coming, and when it does, it shall dawn in Friendship! Friendship like that which the world has never seen, and all of Escapistia and the heathen kingdoms shall be swept away in its rainbow colored glory!

 

[Risingblade]

Obviously there should a gender war chapter as well as a faction that calls all others entitled. I expect most of the residents of escapia are whiny as well?

 

[Erana]

I don't think your doppleganger happens to have the benefit of being animated, though I could be wrong.

My avatar's animation was a concession to show that I was willing to compromise on an image that I had paraded about in for years.
Sadly, he wasn't willing to do the same.

While there was a brief war between the Bronesians and the original inhabitants of Escapistia, with both sides claiming the other side was the aggressor, the sides have largely made peace, with only the most extremist members stirring up further conflict.

No. NO!
You know NOTHING.
What you speak of is the New Testament of poniousnessness. Susan Arendt has been a high priestess of Poniocity for centuries in Escapist time before magical friendship ever came along.

And you cannot forget the wandaring equine bard troupe, PonyJam. [http://www.ponyjam.com/]

Still, the Escapist isn't a medieval kingdom. Its a scifi space station, with incoming media from all kinds of parallel dimensions.

The enlightened children of the Celestial Lord do not recognize the sanctity of your old gods. Our Shining Leader was born of chaos, a chaos which she then overpowered and forever locked away so that the memory of those dark time would never again plague her chosen flock. Cast aside your false prophets and join the the one true faith of Bronesianism! (Celestia have mercy on this confused soul, they know not what they say and have yet to recognize your divine greatness, amen.)

Tisk tisk tisk... You're a fanatical foreigner who refuses to acknowledge a founder of not only pony-enthusiasm, but the origins of Escapian Poniocity? We were committing the divine act of ponifying [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.177083-Primp-Our-Pony-Winner-Announced] things at the behest of the High Priestesses long before the phrase was ever uttered into your profaned ears. We were making Images of Escapia in most ponious forms [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.164677-My-Little-Escapist-Pony] long before it ever occurred to you to open your heart to ponies!

The Church of Poniocity may be much more humble than your grand and flashy Bronesianism, but our love of small horses is much more pure. We loved our tiny equines long before conversion of the masses made loving them safe.

The Bronesian code prevents me from taking up arms against you for speaking of our order, and by extension our lord Celestia, blessed be her name, in such a despicable manner, but know this: The day of reckoning is coming, and when it does, it shall dawn in Friendship! Friendship like that which the world has never seen, and all of Escapistia and the heathen kingdoms shall be swept away in its rainbow colored glory!

See that? That right there. That's fanaticism that you don't see in true Poniocity. We wouldn't banish other people like that. When we claim to love, we do love all who wish to be our friend. And we never incited the sort of wrath you Bronians have brought upon all pony lovers, either.
And we don't worship a false tyrant god.

 

[Thaluikhain]

I expect most of the residents of escapia are whiny as well?

Except for the bronies, who are whinny.

 

[wintercoat]

*gets popcorn, settles down*

Do please continue. This is endlessly entertaining.

The Queen has graced us with her presence! Bow, you unworthy filth, bow!

 

[Da Orky Man]

Are we not forgetting the darker side of Clarion of the Day Star here? I speak, ladies and gentlemen, about the Smash who Loveth thou TitanQuest. That dark soul who dares comment upon those topics we would rather leave alone, and who can make jolly entertaining threads while he's at it.

 

[Eomega123]

It has come to the attention of this loyal servant of the True God Celestia that he has become far too dominant in this discussion and shall thus take a moment for silent reflection in the abbey and perhaps an introduction to the incendiary man of Teufort. Fare the well my fellow Escapistians, and may the will of Celestia be always in your favor.

I expect most of the residents of escapia are whiny as well?

Except for the bronies, who are whinny.

My good sir, I shall concede that that did induce a chuckle, good show.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

What about Sir Kross, captain of Escapia's royal guard, with his powerful hammer of banishment, and crimson trickery devices with which he can alter thy crest of all peasants who layeth thine curious eyes upon them?

 

[him over there]

Are we not forgetting the darker side of Clarion of the Day Star here? I speak, ladies and gentlemen, about the Smash who Loveth thou TitanQuest. That dark soul who dares comment upon those topics we would rather leave alone, and who can make jolly entertaining threads while he's at it.

Smash and Daystar are in league with each other? But they do not even congregate within the same order. Where did you hear this mockery?

 

[imnot]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Be careful though, necromancers live in this land, reviving vile beings of hate, injustice and repetition.

Do we want religions to start as well?

EDIT:

And outlaws too! They compromise of more well known User Reviewers, like Marter!

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

 

[Erana]

Are we not forgetting the darker side of Clarion of the Day Star here? I speak, ladies and gentlemen, about the Smash who Loveth thou TitanQuest. That dark soul who dares comment upon those topics we would rather leave alone, and who can make jolly entertaining threads while he's at it.

For those who have been around long enough, we know that your praise of the Day Star is, in fact, a horrible liability. Past lauded bards have all been banished from this realm in a puff of Banfire.
You know not the cautionary tale of The Reaper.

What about Sir Kross, captain of Escapia's royal guard, with his powerful hammer of banishment and crimson trickery devices with which he can alter thy crest of all peasants who layeth thine curious eyes upon them?

Kross is no knight. He is the court wizard, causing all sorts of wondrous illusions and terrifying visions of the Bieber.
He also has an odd sense of humor behind his power. Once, I foolishly volunteered as a test for a new spell and was left in the Thunderdome for days.

Who you are thinking of is the Red Guard, our noble defenders of the Escapian way. I know some of them personally.

Baby Tea is a friendly, intellectual man with crimson neckwear that reflects his position.
Empireth is a most dutiful individual with a very matter-of-fact temperament. Chances are, you are not among those allowed to call her "Empy-poodle."
Oh Grey, I love you.
Labrynth is Tess LaCoil, the most notable wielder of the Banmop. Don't mess with her. Nor her hat.
Nasrin is adorable.
And Timelord is... A timelord. Quirky, silly and fun.

As for past members of the Red Guard, I have known them, as well. Nuke Lassic is a most notable literary figure and past defender of the Escapist way. Quite simply the most charming of the land...

Spinwhiz and Wilson were also past figures of Escapia who were quite noble, as well.

And if you ever hear whispers of a Joe...
That was a different time. A time in which Escapia was a different place. A time even before myself.

 

[imnot]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You think that would work, but then the trees just multiply. No matter how fast you chop, more come to take it's place.

It's annoying, but more firewood!

 

[imnot]

Will there be a murky swamp of sexism threads?

I thought that was the fiery mountain. Or am I thinking of the pony threads, or perhaps the Mass Effect threads?

No mass effect threads live in the great forest of butthurt.

Ahh. I shall gather a mob and commence the razing of the forest, then. Who's with me!?

You have my bow.

magic Fire bow that is, can't raze a forest with a normal bow can you know!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Lololol. That's great. I should make some kind of witty remark now but I can't think of any

You can't beat someone with "Witty" in there (user)name when it comes to witty, snarky comments! Haha!

But at least you're invited to the Dapper Gentleman's League of Top Hatted Villainy.

I agree with your policies of power and top hats.
Where might one sign up?

I can tell just by your countenance that you shall make a fine addition to the league, if I say so myself!

Sign up? You need not sign up good sir! Being a Dapper Gentleman isn't a position, it's a way of life. We can not be defeated by the Brovengers or Injustice League! The mere thought is preposterous! We are a consortium of fine, well mustachioed top hatted gentlemen, with no leaders nor "commanders". To join, you must simply state with all your heart that you are a finely groomed, top hatted gentleman with a desire to commit heinous acts of villainy for various reasons. Whether they be prestige, authority, or Capital (yes, even CAPITAL!)

Welcome to the League brother!

Spoiler

Hey, wait a minute...

I have a top hat and mustache...

Ah well.

OT: Civil wars, anyone?