The last enemy you killed had a family
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Dear Mrs. Evil-Looking Giant Spider (and family)
I am writing this letter because it has become apparent that direct interface with your species results in hostile action, and that point forms both the subject as well as the cause of this unfortunate letter. Last night, as I was developing my bunker base on a small isle off the shore of the mainland, your husband (or father, depending on the reader) suddenly began jumping at me with alarming aggression, and biting or scratching at my face. As a result, I was forced to end his life with my axe. I do hope you can accept my sincerest condolences and apologies, and accept this scrap of string that he left behind. I feel that he would want you to have it.
Come to think of it, you'd just have eaten him at some point later anyway, so fuck you.
Yours Sincerely,
Cheesus (appearing in Minecraft as a ninja)
I am writing this letter because it has become apparent that direct interface with your species results in hostile action, and that point forms both the subject as well as the cause of this unfortunate letter. Last night, as I was developing my bunker base on a small isle off the shore of the mainland, your husband (or father, depending on the reader) suddenly began jumping at me with alarming aggression, and biting or scratching at my face. As a result, I was forced to end his life with my axe. I do hope you can accept my sincerest condolences and apologies, and accept this scrap of string that he left behind. I feel that he would want you to have it.
Come to think of it, you'd just have eaten him at some point later anyway, so fuck you.
Yours Sincerely,
Cheesus (appearing in Minecraft as a ninja)
OK, look, I know you're sad at the loss of your husband and father and son and all, but really... he had an evil soul-stealing sword, and was using it to fuel his dark existence. He was feasting on souls to live! It must have been pretty hard on you, having to watch him deteriorate like that, and be away gathering more souls and building his gigantic tower. I've been away from my own family for 2 and a half years, and that can be tough on all of us sometimes. But now that he's gone, you can be sure that he's not suffering under the weight of the obligation to that sword anymore, and nobody else is suffering from his hunger. And you don't have to worry about him turning against you and devouring your own soul. May he rest in peace and freedom from his burden.
(Nightmare, Soul Calibur 4)
(Nightmare, Soul Calibur 4)
What if the last enemy I killed was Mephisto in Diablo 2? I don't think his brothers would just listen as much as they would rip me apart and burning what's left....
Well, I'm sure life won't be tough for the family of a random guardsman in renaissance Italy, and being an Italian (Guild)master Assassin, they probably won't have much to say to me.
And I'll just bring my hidden blade along, it'll either be a great conversation piece or a great conversation ender.
And I'll just bring my hidden blade along, it'll either be a great conversation piece or a great conversation ender.
"Well, son. There is this thing in life called war. Its fought for a number of reasons. I just happened to be fighting your dad, and frankly, the better man won. Now, war is something to revel in, bloodshed something to bask in. When you grow up you'll understand." That's how I'd handle it.
Well, they're darkspawn, so the family is probably part of the very same army trying to invade and take over the world. I'm not really sympathetic to their blight plight.
"Right, so, your dad was an Archdemon, see? And he was leading a whole bunch of mean and nasty demon-people across the land to burn and pillage and just generally look all undead-y and stuff, which is annoying for me, because if every human, elf, dwarf and weird half-giant thing that Sten was is dead, what am I going to spend all the cash I stole from them on? And who'm I going to torment with my Perfect Storm spell combo? And Alistair, Morrigan and myself going to make fun of? So I had to kill him. Now, normally, I'd be worried about telling you this, because there are seven of you, you're all big scaly archdemon thingies, and if I'm not mistaken, there's a horde of darkspawn chilling outside waiting for me to bring my gentleman's regions within slicing distance. However, and here's the kicker, I'm already dead - it's kinda par for the course with the whole "killing an archdemon" gig - so I'm pretty much untouchable. Now, I'll just get down to this "haunting" business, shall I? WoooOOOOooOOOoooOOOOOOOooooOO! Annoyed yet? Ah, no worries, we have eternity... WoooOOoooOOOOooOOOooOOOooooOOOO!"
Well since I killed Articuno in a nuzlocke run; sorry Moltres, Zapdos. I ran into a geodude before it and I wasn't about to break the rules.
A hyena?
"Sorry mr. hyena and kids, it appears I killed da wife. Prepare to die."
(Two Worlds II) (it really isn't as bad as the first)
"Sorry mr. hyena and kids, it appears I killed da wife. Prepare to die."
(Two Worlds II) (it really isn't as bad as the first)
The last enemy I killed was a Brollachan from Folklore, given it's surrounding I probably killed it's family...
So I'd say 'Sorry for killing you but hey, thanks for your soul, Buddy! =D
So I'd say 'Sorry for killing you but hey, thanks for your soul, Buddy! =D
Bothan Spy's Family: You killed Hubert?
Me: Well technically it was Desert Bus...
Bothan Spy's Family: Why?
Me: For the children!
BTW: If you didn't watch/donate to Desert Bus 4, shame on you...
Me: Well technically it was Desert Bus...
Bothan Spy's Family: Why?
Me: For the children!
BTW: If you didn't watch/donate to Desert Bus 4, shame on you...