The last enemy you killed had a family

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Well since the last game I played was a Deathmatch game, the last enemy I killed did have a family. And I'd probably tell them that the reason their son died from a (particularly satisfying) Energy Sword assassination was because he was an annoying squeaky little brat who wouldn't stop spouting irritating catchphrases down the mic every five bloody seconds. /rant

If we're talking about about AI enemies though, my defence would be simple: "Well, he was invading my planet!"
 

ajb924

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I just beat Desperate Struggle.
I know he had a family. I had already killed them.
 

John the Gamer

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'Look; I TOLD him not to move! It's his own fault he "fell" into that lava-pit I had installed him above. Teaches him right to try and spoil my plans for world domination. Diabolical crackers, anyone? The cheese's lovely, you know. Minions, more cheese for these poor folks, please. And activate the deathray if you please, we can't have any survivers walking around, or can we now? Muhuhahaha!'
 

Poopster

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I recently killed some random baddie from godhand who looks like dennis rodman and keeps on telling me i'm not Alexander. Can't imagine what would his family look like hahahaha
 

Evilsanta

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I am quite sure that the angels in Bayonetta don't have families...

But...If they by chance do, Here is my apology: Sorry.
 

Treblaine

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Taxman1 said:
Now you have to meet them and explain it. Yes there will be small children.
What will you say?
Bad Ass response: "He was an asshole anyway, did you kids a favour"



"Say, is you mother done grieving, because you could get a brand new daddy... and some siblings too"
 

Captain Pirate

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Hey, he started it. Not my fault I'm an S.O.G. Badass.
QUIT CRYING BOY, your father didn't cry when I shot him and he burned to death!
 

Goldeneye103X2

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Sorry, but uh......Y'know, he was working for the big evil russian guys, right, and....

Look, YOU try not killing someone's dad by accident if your job involves protecting america and getting paid WAY more than Hugh Laurie does per episode of House M.D. to do so, mmkay?
 

CharrHawk164

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Super Toast said:
CharrHawk164 said:
They might not have had a family. Plus, oh wait, it's a game :O
You're no fun. Use your imagination for Christ's sake.

OT: Some Russian gangster in GTA IV.

"Your husband tried to kill me, ma'am. So shut the fuck up."
Oh wow. I do have an imagination. Plus I just know how to have a giggle...