The last enemy you killed had a family

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Dfskelleton

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One of those standard enemies in Splatterhouse (the original, not the new one)

I'd probably kill them too. I don't believe they've done anything more than their father has to deserve a face.

*dark laughter*
 

Klopy

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Oh crap. Uh... Because of the special Christmas event in the Demon's Souls servers, the last thing I killed was Executioner Miralda.

She went insane. She kills(ed) people. I wouldn't feel bad. Heck, her family was probably dead, too.
 

MrJKapowey

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Well, lets put it this way. I was torturing an Englishman in Kowloon; then your father and some other guys called like Ivan or Yuri came along. They attacked me, the englishman and my russian friend and I got my scattergun and blew your father's guts out of his own spine. How'd ya like them apples!
 

Dott

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Taxman1 said:
Now you have to meet them and explain it. Yes there will be small children.
What will you say?
I don't really have a problem with going up to a grieving widow and telling her that her husband was a complete tosspot. I, Gordon Freeman, epic saviour of everything and wielder of the awesome crowbar, Excrowbilar (or whatever), was trying to save planet Earth once more when her husband and a bunch of Combine soldiers came along.
Is it really my fault that I can't drive down a steady road without someone planning an ambush?

Besides, I bet her husband has killed more people than I have.
(Excluding all previous games, episode and levels on my part. Zombies also don't count. Neither do aliens.)
 

Aurora219

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A uh.. clone from FEAR. Just to mess with your theory, a specifically family-less persona.
 

theriddlen

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Hey, he was dead anyway, and his brain was replaced with chunk of combine metal.
Aye, now take your pants off.
 

kahlzun

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haw haw.
Seriously, though, the last game I played had mutated zombies.
For all I know, I was part of their family.
 

Druss the Legend

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Well i killed Leia Organa.
Luke and Padme are dead and Darth Vader ordered me to soooo.....

"your welcome" perhaps?

(Force Unleashed 2 endor dlc)
 

Canid117

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That weird spider final boss thing from Dragon Age Witch hunt. I guess I would be too busy taking out my rage that the patch didn't apply on that thing's family to explain it to them. All that Spider Monster death could have been avoided if Morrigan had just recognized that I went through with the dark ritual.
 
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"Right, I cut the head off you son but that doesn't matter. He was an inch away from ending his own life."

[http://brutallegend.wikia.com/index.php?title=Grave_Digger&image=Brutal-legend-xbox-360-264-jpg]

Darn emo gravediggers, you are in my way! *cut slash hack*
 

Gamblerjoe

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To the wife: "This is war and your husband got what he had coming to him. I cant imagine why you would come to my castle to cry at my feet, but i hope you enjoy living out the rest of your days as one of my surfs. If its any consolation, most of your husband's comrades fled at the first sight of battle, making slaying him that much easier."

To the first born son: "Congratulations on the inheritance. I will be back soon to destroy your livestock, sow salt into your fields, murder your surfs and finish off the rest of your family."

To the rest of the children: "Sorry kids. Looks like you'll never know life as a wealthy noble after all."
 

LazyAza

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I'd be like "sweet bonus points!" blam blam blam. And then an achievement would pop up called something like Heartless Monster and I'd go yay!

I take my video games very seriously.
 

Cgull

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I'm not entirely sure how I'm going to explain to a family of arachnids that daddy isn't coming home. For starters, I'd need to find a way of communicating with them (I'm considering flashcards for the sake of simplicity + amusement) and then track down the entire family which, based on my limited knowledge of all things spider related, could take a while.

In fact, screw that, I'll just post the corpse to them, I'm sure they can fill in the blanks.
 

ultrachicken

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What would a Brute chieftain's family look like?

I guess there would be two small apes and a brute in a pink dress.

"Hey, sorry about that, look, I really am. Would a gift cheer you up?"

*gives box, brute unwraps it, finds a plasma rifle*

"That was the gun with which I killed my last brute chieftain."