The last enemy you killed had a family
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(A random Borgia guard in Assassins Creed:Brotherhood)
"Well you see, it's kind of a funny story- well I guess it's not but anyway, I was just leaping from roof-to-roof and suddenly he's all "You shouldn't be up here!" And starts aiming a crossbow at me. Now what I should have done was just get off the roof like he said...
But what I did was shove a six-inch steel blade through his throat."
"Well you see, it's kind of a funny story- well I guess it's not but anyway, I was just leaping from roof-to-roof and suddenly he's all "You shouldn't be up here!" And starts aiming a crossbow at me. Now what I should have done was just get off the roof like he said...
But what I did was shove a six-inch steel blade through his throat."
It'd be a Highway man from Fable 2 and my responce would be, "Well, he tried to kill me because he was trying to get the bounty on my head, because Lord Lucian put one there and it's insanely high, because, well, I want to kill him to get revenge for him killing my big sister Rose when I was just a kid. So sonny, if you can grow up and get strong enough come after me for revenge, I'll totally get it. Though I promise I won't hold back. And neither will my castle gaurd."
Great.....
Now not only do I have tokill graphically dismember a slasher, but a female slasher and a buncha little mini-slashers? This day just gets better and better.
What? They're still alive? Oh.
Sorry mam, but your husband, what wsa left of him anyway, was literally trying to bite my head off, among other things. I really think I did you a favor here, I mean look at it! That's not you husband anymore. No, that thing they turned him into, that just makes more bodies.
Now not only do I have to
What? They're still alive? Oh.
Sorry mam, but your husband, what wsa left of him anyway, was literally trying to bite my head off, among other things. I really think I did you a favor here, I mean look at it! That's not you husband anymore. No, that thing they turned him into, that just makes more bodies.
"Hello, Mrs. Ghost Person, I am sorry that I had to kill your husband, butOH GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT MY FACE? IT IS MY FACE! THERE IS A CORPSE LIKE THREE INCHES AWAY! DO YOU WANT SOME HOME-MADE BARBECUE SAUCE FOR THE CORPSE, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME!"
Ghost People are not Nice People...
Ghost People are not Nice People...
I already killed them too.
You can't kill someone's family member and not kill the rest of the family too; if you don't, you're just leaving survivors who want to kill you now.
You can't kill someone's family member and not kill the rest of the family too; if you don't, you're just leaving survivors who want to kill you now.
I crushed a mud crab under my demoniacally gauntleted fist; so I suppose I could sprinkle some of the crab meat I recently acquired onto the ground as an apologetic gift lunch.
Well it was either a heartless or a nobody from Kingdom Hearts 2 sooooo I would just destroy the little family of heartless/nobodies. Shit nigga, I got a keyblade. I don't give a fuck.
The last enemies I killed were the Iriqouis, Sioux, Russians, and Japanese empires in Age of Empires 3.
My guys were Aztec, and my ally was Chinese so they wouldn't have understood my language anyway. Oh well, always need more sacrificial.. Volunteers.
My guys were Aztec, and my ally was Chinese so they wouldn't have understood my language anyway. Oh well, always need more sacrificial.. Volunteers.
The following takes place under a bridge at night time, there aren't any noises of cars or anything apart from me and the person I'm talking to. I'm wearing a large overcoat and a hat, while I also smoke a fine Cuban cigar. Please note that the person I'm talking to is above the age of eighteen.
"Your father... *smokes cigarette* He died the way he lived....like a PIG! "
Also please note that this actually did happen and what I mean by this actually did happen is that it is completely fake and not real.
(Quickly remembering, I last killed that annoying demonic dog on the awesome game Penumbra,with over a dozen hammer whacks to the dogs face)
"Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! *howl!*"
"Your father... *smokes cigarette* He died the way he lived....like a PIG! "
Also please note that this actually did happen and what I mean by this actually did happen is that it is completely fake and not real.
(Quickly remembering, I last killed that annoying demonic dog on the awesome game Penumbra,with over a dozen hammer whacks to the dogs face)
"Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! *howl!*"
XD You are completely made of win. And I can't even read your comment without hearing it in that particular voice and cracking up.
Hey Mom, I killed my Dad...ya...yup...yes it was just a game...yes he's actually dead...okay I'm going back now.
