Considering the last enemy I killed was a Sonic the Hedgehog badnik from Mushroom Kingdom Fusion (fangame, look it up if you really care), I probably allowed the little animal inside to return to it's family. So no guilt here.
The last enemy you killed had a family
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some kind of zerg....not that the specifics matter, because i now have to explain myself to the entire billions-strong zerg species, as well as their demi-godlike psionic queen.
fuck. that. i will hide behind zeratul for the rest of my days before i willingly try to ask forgiveness from queen ***** of the universe and her endless army of spit-monsters.
fuck. that. i will hide behind zeratul for the rest of my days before i willingly try to ask forgiveness from queen ***** of the universe and her endless army of spit-monsters.
Are we talking about killed killed or killed through lack of giving a fuck? On the one hand the last person to die through my actions was a Witch I banged in the witcher and then let get mob ganked, but before her a bunch of mercs. Merc kids sucks to be you guys, witch kids, totally boned your mom/thumbs up.
To the spouse: Please dont try anything you still have children to raise, and I bear you no ill will.
To the children: Your father should have known better than to attack me, for I am Commander Shepard of the Systems Alliance Navy, and a Citadel Spectre. I have carved my way through armies, and killed horrors that would freeze your soul. When you are grown, and if you still feel sore by what I have done, then come find me...but know this, if that day does come I WILL kill you without a moments hesitation.
To the children: Your father should have known better than to attack me, for I am Commander Shepard of the Systems Alliance Navy, and a Citadel Spectre. I have carved my way through armies, and killed horrors that would freeze your soul. When you are grown, and if you still feel sore by what I have done, then come find me...but know this, if that day does come I WILL kill you without a moments hesitation.
I would leave them alone until they came of age and then sedn my minions to kill their mentor or remaining parent.
Then, I would send progressively stronger minions, starting with my weakest, until he kills them all off and eventually faces me. Then, I'll him about how I killed his father, and we would have one, final, no-rules, all-bets-are-off fight.
It would be so original!!
...Right?
Then, I would send progressively stronger minions, starting with my weakest, until he kills them all off and eventually faces me. Then, I'll him about how I killed his father, and we would have one, final, no-rules, all-bets-are-off fight.
It would be so original!!
...Right?
You just say, "Im really sorry. I was playing with (insert enemy here) and my gun, and the strangest thing happened. His head, it just ran into my bullet. It was really weird, because his head ran into 30 of my bullets. And then, he tripped on my flamethrower and cooked to a crisp. Sorry!"
Some Italian guard, that might be a little awkward.
Wait, Italian? Now when you say family, does that include mafia ties?
Wait, Italian? Now when you say family, does that include mafia ties?
Quit being a spoil-sport.CharrHawk164 said:
well seeing as the last game i played was halo reach multiplayer, chances are pretty good that they did. what i would say to them is "i killed your *insert family position here*, it was pretty awesome and you can be sure that i was not the one who tea-bagged their corpse"
Daddy shouldn't have joined the Wehrmacht. Oh, wait, he was conscripted? Well, that's what happens when bitches shoot at me. You might not have known that about your father, that he was a *****. Now you do. His gruppenfuhrer wasn't, neither were his squad mates. I respected them. Maybe they were on the side of the bad guys, but they were in it for Germany, not that bohemian corporal who ruined the Chaplin Stache. I realize that he wasn't either, but that's war. You don't make it to the other side by half assing anything. Going all out doesn't guarantee anything either, but it makes you seem like less of a *****.
