The last enemy you killed had a family

[FernandoV]

The last enemy I killed was a Geth...so I'm probably going to be explaining myself to some schematics, a bipedal Geth and, possibly some older computer. I will say something like...

"I'm sorry but I had to defend myself. Your husband...and your father...he was using a rocket launcher. All I had was the Mako-35. I'm sure he didn't feel any pain as my explosive round disintegrated him. Here, I think this will ease your pain..."

I then run for I have given them a high explosive...dammit...I can't remember what they're called! There is a type of explosive which is very effective against synthetic targets...Static maybe...Ion if this were the Star Wars universe...

EMP bomb.

 

[subject_87]

A creeper, in Minecraft: "Your dad/mom/brother/sister was a total asshole who blew up my fortress, and they completely deserved what was coming to them."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The last enemy I killed was a Geth...so I'm probably going to be explaining myself to some schematics, a bipedal Geth and, possibly some older computer. I will say something like...

"I'm sorry but I had to defend myself. Your husband...and your father...he was using a rocket launcher. All I had was the Mako-35. I'm sure he didn't feel any pain as my explosive round disintegrated him. Here, I think this will ease your pain..."

I then run for I have given them a high explosive...dammit...I can't remember what they're called! There is a type of explosive which is very effective against synthetic targets...Static maybe...Ion if this were the Star Wars universe...

EMP bomb.

THAT'S what it is! Thank you ^___^;;

 

[Super Toast]

They might not have had a family. Plus, oh wait, it's a game :O

You're no fun. Use your imagination for Christ's sake.

OT: Some Russian gangster in GTA IV.

"Your husband tried to kill me, ma'am. So shut the fuck up."

 

[Digital_Hero]

I think I have to quote Metal Gear Solid for this one. *ahem*
it was nothing personal, really. we were two Soldier's on the battlefield, and we were just doing our job."

then i'd go on to explain all the foul mouthed things that 12 year old said over voice chat, and why he deserved it =_= damn you voice chat!

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Sorry, partner. Your dad stopped me in the middle of town and challenged me to a duel for no reason. I never back down from a duel.

 

[Sixcess]

More giant spiders?

*finds the spawner and drops a box of TNT onto it...*

 

[Spark Ignition]

sorry guys... your dad was a junkie and he ran at me on my way through freeside. I may have uh.. stolen his wallet after I blew his head off. But hey, this is freeside, youre supposed to love me!
Bye.

 

[ChippedShoulder]

I'm sorry, but his power level was... OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!

 

[FalloutJack]

Funnily enough, the last game I played was Fallout: New Vegas. And in New Vegas, the monsters DO have families. But uhhh...I didn't really bother to explain. I just killed them too.

 

[pulse2]

Well considering the sligs want to eat my entire family in the game and my friends, I think killing him was justified :/

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I just killed a Big Daddy so...

Oh crap...

*stomping sounds in distance*

 

[BlumiereBleck]

A NCR trooper with a family....."He started it" Thats what i would say!

 

[dudehead]

I can only imagine how terrifying an Eldar baby would be.

Or cute, maybe.

 

[The Night Shade]

So Baby deathclaws your father *starts running*

 

[Yosato]

In all seriousness, it was a mudcrab. I'd try to explain to them that it was all an accident but they'd simply charge me with pincers snipping, so I'd put a well placed arrow into each of them. That oughta shut them up. Mudcrabs are simple at level 1, so at level 50 they shouldn't be much of a problem. ^^

 

[Skratt]

depends, is my enemy the protagonist by chance? We don't want to go around leaving little sequels now do we?

 

[Spawny0908]

The hive Mind from Dead Space? Yeah I know it had a family and they all spent 8 hours trying to kill me BEFORE I killed the hive mind. So this is one situation where I couldn't give a shit if they're mad!!!

 

[chstens]

"Well, you see, child and wife of Anonymous Sentry Program #256, I had to derezz your father because I am an Anonymous System Monitor Program, and to be fair, he attacked me."