The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Sean Hollyman]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

Chicken and potatoes, I shall battle them with three pepper jack flavored Cheez-Its.

 

[Drummie666]

Chicken covered in miracle whip between two slices of bread.

I think I can kick it to death.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

*gasp* a flying spaghetti monster. Taste my...other FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Oh no! A vicious apple.

Whatever shall I do?

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'm fight a hamburger... with a turkey and cheese sandwich.

alright, cows arent that much a fight alive. a dead cow isnt going to be any tougher. probaly be weaker. so I'd just eat both and say screw it.

 

[Giest4life]

A chicken sandwich is attacking me. I'll win every time...till I my stomach bursts.

 

[hazabaza1]

Dairy milk chocolate bar?
Oh, shit!
Quickly, fish and rice, defend me!

 

[Blow_Pop]

a bowl of mushroom rice....fighting with pizza rolls.....hmmmmmm

 

[King Toasty]

Cookies and milk.

Cookies and milk everywhere.

 

[dertyqwerty]

Goldfish snack crackers.

My days are numbered...

 

[StormShaun]

Gummy candy, why you attack me!
Well GO Bacon shaped and bacon tasting CHEEZOS!!

*Giant explosion due to awesomeness*

 

[Zantos]

Milk chocolate mcvities digestive biscuits. I'll take the slags with some fucking warm milk. Let's see them manage that.

 

[Alssadar]

Spaghetti? I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going....
My defense? A breakfast bar. Well, I'm in an uncomfortable position.
And that's all I've eaten today.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Goldfish snack crackers.

My days are numbered...

May I ask why you ate goldfish crackers..

 

[Knicko]

Vanilla and Cookies 'n' Cream flavoured Ice Cream? Oh the delicious horror!

To the rescue I suppose I'll have to call Chicken Kiev with the assistance of Potato Wedges...

 

[dertyqwerty]

Goldfish snack crackers.

My days are numbered...

May I ask why you ate goldfish crackers..

They are tasty fishes? I need mid-forum-ing munchies? No cooking required? The possibilities are endless.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

buttered toast. in a 'fight fire with fire situation' i use the toast i had ten minutes before that...
i'm more worried that the toast can double team me.

 

[JB1528]

I'm fighting a chicken with a brownie? Well that's not something you hear every day.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Attack of the killer cheese ravioli?

Holy shit! Salad and breadsticks, come to my aid!