The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Asuka Soryu]

Come at me, pancake! (pulls out Syrup Shotgun)

 

[Alpha Maeko]

Once you pop, you just can't st-

AAAAAAGHGHHH

 

[Bagel801]

Good thing I just ate a bowl of cereal and milk, otherwise I would be facing the power of hot buffalo wings.

 

[norwegian-guy]

Strawberries? Whatever am I to do?

 

[6SteW6]

Oh god a booger! With...a toenail?!

 

[Nieroshai]

I'm fighting off a pretzel with a personal pizza and a cup of caesar salad. Ths could get messy. And dry.

 

[Diablo2000]

[http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/19/trakinaschocolate.jpg/]

I-I can't fight it, it's so damn epic.

 

[martin's a madman]

Chinese noodles... meet Vegetable soup!


Alternative:

Mum... Meet Dad!

 

[novixz]

A cookie......

 

[wilson_ty]

A bowl of rice and soy sauce is coming to kill me. Oh no...
I guess if it came in a massive horde, it could be a threat, but that's where I either lock it in a room and flood it with water or just cook it to a crisp.

 

[Dr. Danger]

Leftovers versus leftovers.

Considering they're both at least a week old, they are neither a threat nor a defence.

 

[Talydia]

A baked potato, I think I'm safe as log as it isn't GLaDOS...

 

[C95J]

Okay then, I am fighting a New York Bagel, whilst only being able to defend myself with a Chicken and Salad Cream sandwich...

All in a very tasty battle to the death.

 

[AlAaraaf74]

...I'm fighting vanilla ice cream with a ham and cheese sandwich.

 

[omega_peaches]

A piece of toast with some butter.
OH SHIT!

 

[Quazimofo]

I have to fight a salted nut.

With a salted nut..

ok, that made me think of the best porn parody name ever. BATTLE OF THE SALTED NUTS! this thought made me almost suffocate due to laughter. thank you my friend.

as for me, im fighting a chicken with a box of macaroni and cheese. difficult, but not impossible. wait, do i get the milk jug too? if so, no contest.

the funny part is, if i ever wanted to try this i could. my neighbor has 4 chickens he keeps in his backyard for eggs. all i have to do is piss them off and then attack them with mac-and-cheese.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Cool, more shrimp to put on the barbie! I think I can take them with a hamburger.

 

[AzureRaven]

I can just picture opening a box of cheez-its to have them jump out and start assaulting me and trying to hold me down...it's very amusing...xD

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

It's a Sausage War !

 

[uzo]

LOL good random thread ... Looks like I'm fighting off some oatmeal.