The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[LandoCristo]

Rotface is going to be my wingman? This won't end well...

 

[amoamaremetallum]

I don't know, Cesare Borgia might be good with ladies, and spare some with me if he's not a prick like always...

 

[diebane]

I think a marine sniper in COD 4. Evening saved

mfG diebane

 

[Aanorith]

Looks like I'm going out to drink with Satan

 

[scyrin]

hmm a kitsune from TWEWY...

eh could be worse

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

So me and a cougar from Red Dead are going hunting.

 

[Alleged Despair]

Hm... Picking up girls with a Big Daddy... I hope he doesnt mean little sisters. o-e

 

[Chaossebba]

xXQ1kSc0pR420x wants to go hang out with me?

Yeah no.

 

[Gralian]

A Nom-Nom from The Polynomial?

Sure, why not. I'm sure girls wouldn't be turned off by a big black ball with angry-looking sharp red teeth and glaring eyes!

In all seriousness, at least it doesn't look too horrific or scary. I'd much rather have what appears to be an evil version of Pacman over a zombie or some other abomination as a wingman any day.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

A diamond thief trying to hide from SWAT?

Alright then.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Sweet Italian renaissance guard. I'm sure he's got some moves right?

 

[justnotcricket]

An Italian guard from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. The language barrier might be a problem, but it could work!

Same! You never know though, he might use his dark good looks (??) and soft Italian accent to steal all the ladies/dudes from us... ;-P. Having said that, those guards are legendarily thick, so...

 

[ALKATRAZACAZ]

"Damn you Darkspawn that's the 3rd girl you've eaten."

Good thing i didn't get to the dragon yet.

 

[Mikkaddo]

a plague doctor wants to pick up girls with me? bullshit . . . like that will ever work.

 

[MikePeck]

Well, then it's either a Gigantuar from PvZ...or it's one of those burly black velvet censors from Phsyconauts...either way I'm going to ditch the guy first chance I get. Both are really only intrested in beating the crap out of the ladies.

 

[lacktheknack]

An automaton? That'll work... awkwardly...

 

[MakerOfRoads]

A krogan I think would make a great wing. He can dispatch all the boyfriends, and I can be there to seem like the nice guy for reigning him in. Its a win win for everyone!

 

[LordKnightLani]

Oh damn, let's see. Something from Oblivion. I think a Dremora something-or-other. The unintelligable growling and overall demonic aura might put them off. Still, some girls go for that. Here's hoping I can stop him killing people.