The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Red Rum]

I'm sure the bassist for The Clash at Demonhead gets all sorts of... well, demonhead.

 

[Cameron Sours]

Al Mualim and I just took the entire party home with us.

 

[Beastialman]

Heavy from TF2, I'm almost afraid he'll pick up a 'sturdy' woman.

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

The Spy! Sweet as

 

[Nouw]

A soldier? Hell Yeah!

 

[F-I-D-O]

I have Psycho Mantis? Oh dear...
Hey...see you've been playing Castelvania recently....
ANNND there goes my social life.

 

[TrogzTheTroll]

SCOUT! Kiss me!

 

[geckorus10]

My pal gave me some DS game called Gurren Lagann, and I ccidentaly fired at the wrong person, so I go with Yoko Ritone
...I just got an unbearably good idea!

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

My wingman would be a red neck farmer who seems to carry a shotgun everywhere... from "Destroy all Humans"

 

[blankedboy]

NOT THIS THREAD AGAIN.

A Cacodemon... that'd be weird oO

 

[leon3789]

......The puppet master from Castlevania Harmony of Despair.....You know I don't think this will go over very well

 

[Jaeriko]

Hmm, Geth don't seem like good wingmen to me.

 

[Dygen Entreri]

Crap, how the hell am i suppose to pick up chicks with a bunch of grunts form halo.

I was almost in the same boat, but then I tried to get an arial assassination on an Elite and killed myself. So I've got Noble Six!

 

[GreyKnight3445]

last thing i killed was a Warcraft 3 knight
fuck!

 

[Blemontea]

Not picking up much chicks with a cholesterol monster from Bowsers Inside Story..
seriously would you even consider hooking up with this...

 

[The Root Beer Guy]

Huh. HK-47 would make a very interesting wingman.

 

[Naeo]

A Minecraft pig.

Yeah no.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I think you're all are going about this the wrong way. A super mutant wants to pick up girls with me, then the wingmanning process would be a lot different. I'd probably have him go into a bar and start causing some trouble, then I would come in, be like "I think it's time for you to leave!" He would get all pissy and start a fight, then I would kick his ass (or rather he would pretend to get his ass kicked) and that's a great spring boarding point for a conversation.

 

[laststandman]

Once again, a duck.
Perfect wingman.