The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

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Furioso

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Punched in the face by Saxton Hale? (Team Fortress 2 Vs Saxton Hale Mod) At least I wouldn't feel any pain, my brain would have been vaporized before the mighty Australian fist even made contact with the skin
 

Philip Preeo

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Does tetris count cause if it does, then I will be crushed to death by the line piece that never came. If it doesn't, then that means a tusken raider out of KotOR is going kill me with his gaffi stick.
 

OldDirtyCrusty

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I die in a clown costume with an arrow in my back. At least i`m sure i get a few last laughs from others with this.
 

Funky Flump

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Get shot trying to free a country from a tyrannical dictator, by causing civil unrest and crippling the county's military.
 

Buleet

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Shot to death by 6 bandits. To the head at 3 meters distance. Painless!
You know, I'm pretty sure i would have died to that anyway.
Except less lethal so would bleed out for the last few minutes of my life in pure agony.
 

Unia

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Dissolved alive by the acidic spit of a giant snail o_o. I picked a bad day for roguelikes.
 

General BrEeZy

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executed by an effing Banshee from ME3. I didn't make it out on that extraction because of that abomination...
sharp hand through the abdomen is not the way I wanna go out =[
 

Sperium 3000

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Apparently I'm going to die by a giant pink chainsaw being pushed right through my chest by a giant fatass nerd with daddy issues and a serious need to get laid.

Damn, my life is weird.
 

Rikkano

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Slowly succumbing the poison in my blood while wading through hordes of poisonous spiders, just after having used up my last antidote.

- Grimrock
 

namhorFnodroG

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How will i die from apples breaking the laws of physics and flying up in space when I'm doublejumping over trees? That'll be a odd death...
 

rosac

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Decapitated by a burplap wearing spanish man wielding a chainsaw... fun times.
 

theheroofaction

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So, I'll be melted by an entire volcano worth of lava during a mad dash to a metal door.

And then I will inexplicably explode.