The lies you were told as a child.

[AuntyEthel]

"Those glasses look really good on you!"

Looking back at the pictures, I can't see where there was room for my face. Damn early 90's designs!

 

[VoleurdeThym]

I really wasn't told any, but my old English teacher told his kids that wind farms were Earth Rotation Stabilization Devices.

Later on, they were on a trip going north, and passed by a field of them. There was no wind, so they were still. Poor kids thought we were going to fly into the sun.

 

[mattttherman3]

Santa Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny

 

[s-l-u-g]

biggest lies i remember:

santa, easterbunny, god, and my sister is my biological sister. (i honestly can't believe that. )

 

[Grimm91]

I say, eyes in the back of Moms head. Freaked me out till I was 9

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

To stop me sucking my dummy, my mum told me the cat pissed on it.

It worked.
I also remember a friend telling me that her mum told her if she buried her dummy in the back garden, a tomato plant would grow.
I liked that lie.

Dummy? What is this?

 

[Twilight_guy]

That people would except me for who I am. Also, that you can do anything that you set your mind to. (Note: Antireligion kicks are pissing me off)

 

[Gorevomit]

that cracking your fingers can cause arthritis.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

well, i found out i was an accident, the pill doesnt always work...
also, the bible.

Well I was an accident myself. I am one of highest achieving members of my family. =/

 

[EeveeElectro]

To stop me sucking my dummy, my mum told me the cat pissed on it.

It worked.
I also remember a friend telling me that her mum told her if she buried her dummy in the back garden, a tomato plant would grow.
I liked that lie.

Dummy? What is this?

Dummy = pacifier. Those things you give to babies to make them shut up crying. :3

 

[photog212]

To stop me sucking my dummy, my mum told me the cat pissed on it.

It worked.
I also remember a friend telling me that her mum told her if she buried her dummy in the back garden, a tomato plant would grow.
I liked that lie.

Dummy? What is this?

Dummy = pacifier. Those things you give to babies to make them shut up crying. :3

dummy=pacifier=finger dipped in whiskey

 

[Adam Jenson]

That I was Saint Jerome...joking

Lets see, all the big ones really

 

[The Great Fa]

Alright, just to mix it up...

That I should occasionally question my faith. Ha ha! Joke's on them!

 

[Blue Sonnet]

My dad was a complete git for this sort of thing:

1) Your toes will curl up permanently if you wear shoes in bed (scared me to the point where I couldn't even wear socks in bed until I was 16.

2) If you tread on those giant pebbles laid in cement (you used to find them everywhere on the street, in a small patch in front of people's houses), tadpoles would come out and dance.

3) A mushroom he kept in a jar to see how it decayed (don't ask) apparently took up the ability to "walk", and started climbing up the side of the jar over several days.

 

[DoW Lowen]

My all time killer was - "If the ice cream truck rings it's bell, it means they are out of ice cream."

You people should look up Andy Riley, he has the best kid lies such as - "If they name a hurricane after you, you have to pay for all the damages it causes".

 

[Aries_Split]

That Jesus was born on Christmas Day.


That Jesus was the son of the god.

That I was delivered by a bird called the Stork.

That we hid eggs on easter because Eggs are the symbol of the Jesus' fertility.

I wish I was joking.

 

[Figgis Fiddis]

Alright, just to mix it up...

That I should occasionally question my faith. Ha ha! Joke's on them!

Sarcasm is hard to display over the intertubes. Elaborate por favor?

EDIT: I was told that I could grow up to do whatever I wanted.

 

[GrimRox]

That I wouldn't get into trouble if I owned up and admitted what I did...