The lies you were told as a child.
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That my father was superman, Then I realize he was just some nut with a bed sheet tied to his neck.
If you play with it to much you'll go blind. hahaha But for reals the one thing I remember was that
If you did drugs this black hole would appear and if you got close to it you'd fall in. I saw alot things when I used to get high, I even felt water hit my face after a sea world commercial but,.. no black hole..... Uhh I mean if I had done drugs... is what I meant.... Hey look over there!!!!
If you play with it to much you'll go blind. hahaha But for reals the one thing I remember was that
If you did drugs this black hole would appear and if you got close to it you'd fall in. I saw alot things when I used to get high, I even felt water hit my face after a sea world commercial but,.. no black hole..... Uhh I mean if I had done drugs... is what I meant.... Hey look over there!!!!
Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.
Bullies will leave you alone if you don't provoke them.
Bullies will leave you alone if you don't provoke them.
I don't think it was to tease me, and it's doubtful it was to stop me from doing anything, but I do know a few things that were complete lies;
"I love you", and the tragicomedy that was "You are the most important thing in my life" are two examples. I can still chuckle at 'em.
"I love you", and the tragicomedy that was "You are the most important thing in my life" are two examples. I can still chuckle at 'em.
"Your father and I got divorced because our marriage was too perfect."
Bullshit, mom, bullshit...
Bullshit, mom, bullshit...
About the square eyes thing...
I'm sure there was a children's book with that in. His tea was square, square peas and carrots.
I'm going to look into that.
http://www.alibris.com/search/books/qwork/785498/used/Boy%20with%20Square%20Eyes
I'm sure there was a children's book with that in. His tea was square, square peas and carrots.
I'm going to look into that.
http://www.alibris.com/search/books/qwork/785498/used/Boy%20with%20Square%20Eyes
"I promise."
Here I am, a decade later, and SCREW YOUR GODDAMN PROMISES. Just say "we'll see." I'd have whined more, but I wouldn't DOUBT EVERY GODDAMN WORD YOU SAY.
Here I am, a decade later, and SCREW YOUR GODDAMN PROMISES. Just say "we'll see." I'd have whined more, but I wouldn't DOUBT EVERY GODDAMN WORD YOU SAY.
And now YOU lie. Sorry, GOM. It's hell.GodsOneMistake said:
All humans are equal.
Everyone is nice.
God is real.
Everyone is special.
The world is full of happy people.
Cake is real.
People have hearts. (that bullshit spiritual kind of heart)
Respecting others will make others respect me.
There are tons more but i don't have the time to put them all down.
Everyone is nice.
God is real.
Everyone is special.
The world is full of happy people.
Cake is real.
People have hearts. (that bullshit spiritual kind of heart)
Respecting others will make others respect me.
There are tons more but i don't have the time to put them all down.
Not really out and out said to me, but I got implanted in my head that Republicans in America were right 100% of the time and that Democrats were idiots that didn't know anything about the US...
Now I realize that a Republican thinks he's straight after getting a gay hooker, and a Democrat will think he can discreetly sell the senate seat of the NEW PRESIDENT.
They were half right.
Now I realize that a Republican thinks he's straight after getting a gay hooker, and a Democrat will think he can discreetly sell the senate seat of the NEW PRESIDENT.
They were half right.
o_o That might just be the saddest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to go in the corner and have a good cry now....Higurashi said:
i moree see it as a tragically funny comment as it clearly isnt true as this personb woul dcry upon losing one of the one he claims not to loveDamien the Pigeon said: