The List of People Going to Hell

[Canadamus Prime]

Shit, wouldn't it have been easier if they'd just said "everyone."

 

[Generalissimo]

atheist
pothead
evolutionist


pretty much half the list. my rap sheet is hella long.

 

[kayisking]

I'm pretty sure that is a picture from a church called "westborro" or something like that. I remember seeing it during a documentary.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXMdFGxrWik&feature=related

 

[Clearing the Eye]

If you want to be technical about it, there is no fire in Hell, no pain, no suffering and no demons.

Let's break it down to explain why:

• From God comes everything
  
  God is love
  
  Hell was made by God
  
  Hell is love
  
  Lucifer (Satan, The Devil, The Fallen One, etc.) wanted to get away from God
  
  God loves Lucifer
  
  God sent Lucifer to Hell
  
  Hell is a place away from God
  
  Christians want to be with God
  
  Christians dislike Hell
  
  Atheists and Anti-theists don't believe in God or want to be away from God
  
  God loves Atheists and Anti-theists
  
  God doesn't want Atheists and Anti-theists to suffer
  
  God sends Atheists and Anti-theists to Hell
  
  Atheists and Anti-theists enjoy Hell--being away from God

 

[Alternative]

so the really rich are going to hell

well i guess bill gates is gonna be satan's *****
even though he donates billions of dollars to various charitys.

 

[wrightguy0]

Homosexual Evolutionist Rock & Rolling Liberal Catholic (non Practicing, but still doomed)

So I'm going to hell, but then again my definition of hell is an eternity spent with closed minded, arrogant, presumptuous, bigoted assholes....so i guess i'm going to heaven with them....

as punishment......O.O

 

[BNguyen]

I seem to remember a lot of drinking in the Bible, I have a hard time thinking that even Jesus himself didn't get a little tipsy on occasion. Guess he's in hell to.

Well Lot did get drunk and rape his daughters(who earlier in the book he gave to a rape mob to save angels) and he was the only person saved from Sodom(so god deemed him good).
Dose that count?


As for me:
Atheist
Critical thinker(I refuse to use that E word they have on there)
and I do infact want to rock and roll all night and party every day

and unless this is a Mormon group I think they forgot them but they have shriners on there(a much more obscure group so idk how crazy people think)

Reverse your story of Lot. The daughters got him drunk and raped him

 

[ToastiestZombie]

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Rock and Roller.
Atheist.
Abortionist.
Evolutionist.
Welsh.

Also, I hope that sign is some sort of joke. Because people with THAT much bigotry should be put through every single thing that the people on that list had to go through. No matter how bad it was, they should see what their fucking idiotic bigotry brings to other races.

 

[Lizardon]

"Evolutionist"
"Abortionist"
Liberal (I think that's what I'd be defined as)
Atheist

As I'm not American, does that mean I'm in the clear?

I decided to try and work out how many people are going to hell, before realising I can't just add up all Democrats, Liberals, Homosexuals etc as there would be overlap between the groups.

I did manage to do it for the religions, as I don't think they let you be in more than one religion at a time.

Religion	% of U.S
Catholic	23.9
Mormon	1.7
Jehovah's Witness	0.7
Unaffiliated	16.1
Jewish	1.7
Buddhist	07
Muslim	0.6
Hindu	0.4
Total	45.8

[sub]Source:2008 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_States#cite_note-pewforum-16][/sub]

So almost half of America is going to hell.

 

[Winthrop]

-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?

Well hang on now gravity is just a theory.

OT: -Catholic
-Evolutionist
-Liberal

Also what order is that? At first I thought it switched into religions but then evolutionist was mixed in with the religions.

 

[direkiller]

I seem to remember a lot of drinking in the Bible, I have a hard time thinking that even Jesus himself didn't get a little tipsy on occasion. Guess he's in hell to.

Well Lot did get drunk and rape his daughters(who earlier in the book he gave to a rape mob to save angels) and he was the only person saved from Sodom(so god deemed him good).
Dose that count?


As for me:
Atheist
Critical thinker(I refuse to use that E word they have on there)
and I do infact want to rock and roll all night and party every day

and unless this is a Mormon group I think they forgot them but they have shriners on there(a much more obscure group so idk how crazy people think)

Reverse your story of Lot. The daughters got him drunk and raped him

The bible is very anti woman so it's always there fault.
He was the adult. Therefore he raped his kids.
And it's still a sick and twisted story of a man that was "saved"

 

[Colour Scientist]

If all of those people are going to hell then heaven must be really boring. Imagine spending the rest of eternity with people who don't do anything fun, ever.

Although, apparently adulterers don't qualify for punishment.

 

[purplecactus]

I never even cottoned on to the separate lesbians and homosexuals thing... or the liberals and democrats (or demoncrats, I guess). Maybe they needed a bigger list and couldn't think of any more things that'd earn you an eternity in hell?

 

[MammothBlade]

At you least you bisexual people are saved!

Yay! Afraid I get Hellfire for being a Fornicator, Liberal, Evolutionist though.

 

[Kinguendo]

-Rock & Roller (although that's probably an understatement for me)
-"Evolutionist" I fucking hate that word. Evolution isn't a world view. It's a scientific fact. You don't call people "gravityists", do you?
-Abortionist. Again, not really a correct term.
-Fornicator. If people weren't fornicators the human species wouldn't exist. It's not a bad things.
-Atheist

Please, please believe when I say I'm not trying to start something... because I'm not, but the term "evolutionist" while awkward isn't without some merit. You're right, people aren't called gravityists, but some people find it hard to believe that a monkey one day woke up and said "Oh hey, I have a soul and self-consciousness!"

Not saying I agree or disagree. I'm just saying it's not wrong.

But that isnt what evolution is so... I dont see your point.

 

[The Human Torch]

Funny picture, here is my list:

...

Yeah, there is no list, cause there is no hell. Thank you, goodnight.

 

[Kinguendo]

Well lets see here...

Liberals: Not officially aligned with Democrats but I am left leaning
Evolutionist: Yep

I like how they differentiate between a sub-group of a group they already listed.

All Democrats (also like how they call it Demoncrats) are liberals
All Lesbians are Homosexuals

All Democrats arent Liberals... most of them arent in fact. You should visit Europe sometime, enjoy actual Liberalism. It is thuroughly enjoyable. There are a group called the Blue Dogs who are Democrats who vote with the Republicans pretty consistantly, as well as other Conservative Democrats.