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Tharwen

Ep. VI: Return of the turret
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-1 virtual murderous bastard who reached such a high level... that even the admins can't kill him.

I drop a hairless cat and a bottle of shampoo.
 

Kollega

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Jun 5, 2009
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+1 ugly-cute pet for me.
+1 bottle of shampoo, combine with a body of water to recieve effect: Hair Cleaned.

I drop a huge old leather-bound book. And i mean HUGE - it looks like it weighs 10 kilograms or more. The text on a cover is written in some nondescript language, but when you open it, text on a front page you see transforms into English. It reads: "Records of the Realm". It does not specify what realm is it - from what you gather, it's an encyclopedia from a Generic Fantasyland. Descriptions of elves and dwarves, magic spells, old legends... all so generic they could pertain to any fantasy work out there.
 

brtshstel

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Dec 16, 2008
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+5 nerdiness
+99 virginity
+50 nostalgia back to the time before I started seeing girls and played D&D

I drop chocolate milk
 

Kollega

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Jun 5, 2009
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+1 epic saga of Burger King's brave standoff against insurmountable odds, grand journey, relentless search, compassion and ruthlesness, bravery and cowardice, BETH-RAYAL, Redemption[footnote](which Equals Death)[/footnote], and chezarmanak[footnote]Armenian for "don't be surprised".[/footnote]!!!

That was for D&D campaign, i'll leave that framed here. I like it too much to throw out.
Burrito gives: +20 nutrition, status effect - "Brush your teeth!".

I drop:

A 50-milliliter vial of artifical skunk essence to be used as a chemical weapon.
Arnold Shwarznegger's book, "How to successfully Gooovehrnahte state of California".
A cassete of air-droppable butterfly mines (forgot the index, sorry).
 

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
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+1 chemical weapon/ god awful stink
+1 Book that I will throw out
+500 explosive damnage

I drop the Lucian Alliance
 

Kollega

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Jun 5, 2009
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+1 torch, +1 kerosene lamp, +1 flashlight. Illumination, yay!

[small]Get it?[/small]

I drop:

A scroll for "Explode Nihilists" spell. Any nihilist in an earshot of this spell being read blows up with a force of landmine in a fascinating fountain of giblets and blood.
A magic staff made out of Dumbledore's mop. It's not as good as actual magic staves, but still provides Level 2 (out of 6) cast-assist. It also provides perpetually active healing field.
A Grandmaster Mendeleev's Alchemy Set providing discounts for summoning rubidium, strontium, zirconium, molibdenium, and palladium elementals.[footnote]I was too lazy to use Wikipedia, instead using my chemistry encyclopedia - which is in Russian. Some of those may be misspelled as a result.[/footnote]