The man wo turned whatever he touched into...

[lasherman]

You are walking down the street one day and you see an old-timey lamp. Naturally the first thing that comes to your mind is to vigorously rub it. Suddenly a blue puff of smoke with a funny accent bursts out and thanks you for freeing him from his boring prison, and decides to reward you with one wish for anything you want.

Being a smartass, you decide to mess with him and say "I wish you wouldn't grant this wish!" As you smirk about your quick-witted smugness the genie places a curse on you so that from that day forward anything you touch would be turned into anything of your choice.

What would your choice be? Bear in mind that there is no way you can 'turn this off,' so remember that if you say 'turn everything to gold!', the next time you pick your nose you'll wind up with a solid gold face.

Personally I think the least horrible choice would be that everything you touch turns to human skin, so that you would still be able to touch people without murdering them.

Edit: OK, since everyone is getting really technical, let's just say that this 'curse' only affects solid objects, so it doesn't affect the air, or things you drink. It does, however, affect the clothes you wear and the food you eat.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha!

How do you "wo turn"??

The man "wo turned"? What does that mean?

Oh come on. We all know what he meant to say.

 

[Timotei]

You are assuming we are all stupid enough to be a smartass to something magical and supernatural.

 

[lasherman]

You are assuming we are all stupid enough to be a smartass to something magical and supernatural.

Yes. Yes I am.

 

[Paladin426]

But then you would have fleshy furniture...

I would go with pure diamond, if someone pisses me off, they become a beautiful statue...
and are no longer alive.

 

[PTSpyder]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha!

/thread

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

The man "wo turned"? What does that mean?

 

[The Shade]

Skittles.

Oh. Or was I not supposed to bring up that commercial?

 

[Sassafrass]

A big ass pile of money.

Of course, I wouldn't be able to buy anything as it would turn to money when I hold it but still...it would be cool to be insanely rich.

 

[lasherman]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

 

[Wadders]

I would turn whatever I touched into someone/something that loved me. I need some love right now...

/end wallowing in self pity.

 

[Trivun]

Exactly what it is, but if it's a living thing, make it like me more than it did before. That way I'd win all arguments, be able to actually succeed in chatting up girls, and pretty much be the most popular guy around

 

[Carbonhunter]

Are we to believe you stop to vigorously rub ALL discarded lighting equipment or just specifically lamps?
If so my lightbulb shaped penis warmer is a better invention than I thought!

I'de have everything I touch turn into a metaphysical sense of forboding and bugger the genie's head right up. Take that you physics shattering blue freak! lol

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Everything I touch would turn into a genie who would grant me three wishes. Because I'm not very creative, and I want free stuff.

 

[PTSpyder]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

 

[martin's a madman]

I wish everything to be turned into what it is. If you want something silly, then I would say changes into funk.