The man wo turned whatever he touched into...

[Woem]

Everything I touch turns into its "fixed" state: a rotten apple into a fresh one, a broken limb into a fixed one, a sick person gets healed, a torn shirt gets mended, a dented car gets undented, ...

 

[Iskenator67]

I would turn everyone into intelligent beings. Thus saving the plant from stupidity and winning the Nobel Prize.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

I would turn everything I touched into FUNK!

You have made my day!

Also, the ability to make people orgasm with a touch has much potential for hilarity.

 

[Pegghead]

Well firstly I demand that my genie looks like this

And that whatever I touched turns into exactly the same thing, just with a temporary nice smell. It would make navigating a garbage dump much easier, oh and just for the record I love the old tale of king Midas and his magic golden touch...But what if he jerked off?

 

[Pegghead]

Screw you, if I'm turning everything into toast, I'm turning the air into toast too. And myself.

The world will be--THE UNIVERSE WILL BECOME TOAST!

I AM THE BRINGER OF TOAST! GLORIOUS!

Even toast?

 

[Tonimata]

Personally I think the least horrible choice would be that everything you touch turns to human skin, so that you would still be able to touch people without murdering them.

So you wouldn't give them extreme cancer, wouldn't you? Besides, you could just turn them into a flop of skin. And that wouldn't be nice?

Smartass extraordinaire? ME

And I'd want everything I touch to turn into guitars.

OMNOMNOMNOM DELICIOUS GUITARS.

 

[Frybird]

I'd like to turn everything i touch into the previous thing i touched before transformation...wich would make me a living photoshop copy stamp and makes moving furniture easier (and a bit more complicated)

 

[rex922]

Even toast?

...

*brain melts*

So If ti touched glorious toast with my glorious toast touch what happens then. Does it divide by zero??