The man wo turned whatever he touched into...

[Sightless Wisdom]

Hold up, is it possible for someone to kill me? Because any option means life would drive me insane.

 

[Grayjack]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha! That's what I would do.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Its a variable power? Then it depends on the situation.

But one thing I just became curious about doing--pick your nose, and turn one of the nose hairs into a universe. Every time I picked it after that--FINGER IN A UNIVERSE!!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

http://www.apocprod.com/Pages/de_aequilibritatis_mundi/SB678_images/cthulhu.gif

Cthulhu. Everything I touch will turn into Cthulhu. I will then proceed to take over the world with my Cthulhu army.

 

[101194]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha!

Kraken...why do you always have to fuck up everything with your "Logic"

 

[ottenni]

I would want everything to turn into a big ass kicking shoe, then i could put them on my big ass kicking foot and give that genie whats coming to him!

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

You are assuming we are all stupid enough to be a smartass to something magical and supernatural.

Yes. Yes I am.

I would ask for its eternal servitude or just keep asking for three more wishes.

I would probably be vaporised...

And like Internet_Kraken, I would choose to turn everything I touched into itself. Or a slightly more awesome version of itself.

Also:

Skittles.

Oh. Or was I not supposed to bring up that commercial?

That commercial was awesome.

"How do you think I feel when I can't hold my newborn baby son?"

Genius.

How did he get that newborn baby son?

Hmmm.

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

I would turn everything I touched into Yahtzee. Because then he could meet himself and say, "What an asshole..."

 

[Kingsman]

You are assuming we are all stupid enough to be a smartass to something magical and supernatural.

Forget that, he's assuming we'd pass up our only chance at infinite power so we could make a wisecrack.

 

[wikicated]

i turn every thing i touch into beautiful naked ladies[small]i have my reasons 1 iam desperate [/small]
i would post a picture but i proly get in trouble ^^

 

[traceur_]

I would turn everything I touched into FUNK!

 

[New York Patrick]

Easy. The answer is 42.

Everything I touched would turn into 42.

 

[Pacman_69_42]

hmmm hows about everything i touch turns into the exact opposite of what it was before i touched it

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Whatever you touch hmm? That would insinuate your skin from your hands has to come into direct contact with something non? So the off switch would be covering your hands by wearing gloves or such, in which case turning everything you touch to gold would be rewarding or if you wanted to be disturbingly evil, everything you touch dies or turns to blood.

Just, if you side with the latter... do not often remove those gloves. Additionally non living things such as a computer or 360 cannot technically die, thus as long as you do not touch a person without gloves on, you're good.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

This would be more a curse than a boon. For one thing how would you wipe your arse? You couldn't; unless your wish was for everything you touch to turn into toilet paper. Someone else would have to wipe it for you, and feed you, and clothe you and wash you (ok so that's not too bad). This would suck.. a lot!

 

[XJ-0461]

I would choose to have everything I touch turn into what it already is.

Ha!

I like this logic. Can I have the same as you?

 

[thewerebuffalo]

what would happened if you touched gloves? or you put the gloves around you hand without it touching and then touched it?

 

[New York Patrick]

Skittles.

Oh. Or was I not supposed to bring up that commercial?

See! Companies are taking control of you on the subliminal level! It's the satilites!

*Grabs his tinfoil helmet and cowers under his desk*

No way. Absolutely no one is brainwashing... ALL GLORY TO THE HIPNOTOAD

 

[Jedamethis]

Something edible...