The man wo turned whatever he touched into...

[Zedzero]

Leather. That way I could just wear gloves that don't solidify and wear them for the rest of my life. I could also start up a business out of it that PETA wouldn't spit on. Then again, who cares what PETA thinks.

To quote the Axe commercial, "'Cause I look good in Leather."

 

[Necrofudge]

Leather. That way I could just wear gloves that don't solidify and wear them for the rest of my life. I could also start up a business out of it that PETA wouldn't spit on. Then again, who cares what PETA thinks.

To quote the Axe commercial, "'Cause I look good in Leather."

Or quote Cody Chesnutt who made the song "Look good in leather"

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I'd touch a space marine. Then I'd turn into a space marine. And then I'd be pretty darn unstoppable.

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

Also this means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

You're trying to bring logic into a situation that defies logic.

No, I'm just painting things black. Actually I said the same thing Dark Templar did. Check the post right before his first one.

Oh crap, you did say the same thing.

Still, its magic. Logic loses to magic.

 

[Zedzero]

Leather. That way I could just wear gloves that don't solidify and wear them for the rest of my life. I could also start up a business out of it that PETA wouldn't spit on. Then again, who cares what PETA thinks.

To quote the Axe commercial, "'Cause I look good in Leather."

Or quote Cody Chesnutt who made the song "Look good in leather"

Thanks for the tidbit, I had no idea! I just figured that to say a commerical would be a little more generalized and would allow more people to understand the quote.

 

[GoldenCondor]

I wish to turn everything I touch into a woman.

Careful how you masturbate.

 

[GoldenCondor]

A Playboy Hottie, HA! Ugly wife BAM! Not any more

You ONLY touch your wife?

(sorry for the double post.)

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

Also this means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

You're trying to bring logic into a situation that defies logic.

No, I'm just painting things black. Actually I said the same thing Dark Templar did. Check the post right before his first one.

Oh crap, you did say the same thing.

Still, its magic. Logic loses to magic.

Nonsense. Go watch (or better yet, play) Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

That has no bearing on this thread

You are only trying to ruin my fun now.

The OP said King Midas rules. Only stuff you touch with your hands counts. You can't turn the air and molecules into anything with this ruleset. Therefore your argument is invalid.

Now that the original rules are in place, there is no downside to picking pretty girls.

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

Also this means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

You're trying to bring logic into a situation that defies logic.

No, I'm just painting things black. Actually I said the same thing Dark Templar did. Check the post right before his first one.

Oh crap, you did say the same thing.

Still, its magic. Logic loses to magic.

Nonsense. Go watch (or better yet, play) Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

That has no bearing on this thread

You are only trying to ruin my fun now.

The OP said King Midas rules. Only stuff you touch with your hands counts. You can't turn the air and molecules into anything with this ruleset. Therefore your argument is invalid.

PROTIP: I'm kidding around.

I wish to turn everything I touch into a woman.

Careful how you masturbate.

That presumes that I WANT to.

Spoiler

If I can turn anything I want into a young, sentient woman, a world of lesbians is a feasible possibility.

So true, we wouldn't need men anymore. Could reproduce whenever we wanted to by turning household objects into new girls.

Also, I realize you are kidding I just tend to kid back. This is why misunderstandings like this happen. My friends think I don't get sarcasm because I play along with the joke to much.

 

[GestaltEsper]

Turn whatever I touch into whatever it is.

 

[T3h Merc]

Turn it all into fire. Burn the bitches!

 

[SliverBlade]

I'd turn everything into kittens. Then, everywhere I went, I would find myself surrounded by fluffyness.

 

[Eldarion]

How do you "wo turn"??

Well, damnit...

LoL

In all seriousness, can I turn anything I touch into a pretty girl? That would be awesome.

That is until you have to eat one, because that mcdouble or that chicken drumstick you were about to touch to put into your mouth, now its a pretty girl!

I'd get one to feed me..........this keeps getting better and better!!!

No, you'd get a food product suddenly turned into a human being. It's mind would be empty. It'd also probably be dead in the case of meat products.

Logic doesn't apply to magic!!!!

I would choose for everything I touched to turn into a fully sentient pretty girl.

I can see absolutely no downside to this.

Also this means that all the atoms, germs, and everything else you come in contact with are turned into women. The clothes on your skin would be women. The food that they may try to feed you would become women. Everything would be women. Enjoy your end of the world unless you kill yourself. Also they wouldn't love you.

You're trying to bring logic into a situation that defies logic.

No, I'm just painting things black. Actually I said the same thing Dark Templar did. Check the post right before his first one.

Oh crap, you did say the same thing.

Still, its magic. Logic loses to magic.

Nonsense. Go watch (or better yet, play) Umineko no Naku Koro ni.

That has no bearing on this thread

You are only trying to ruin my fun now.

The OP said King Midas rules. Only stuff you touch with your hands counts. You can't turn the air and molecules into anything with this ruleset. Therefore your argument is invalid.

PROTIP: I'm kidding around.

I wish to turn everything I touch into a woman.

Careful how you masturbate.

That presumes that I WANT to.

Spoiler

If I can turn anything I want into a young, sentient woman, a world of lesbians is a feasible possibility.

So true, we wouldn't need men anymore. Could reproduce whenever we wanted to by turning household objects into new girls.

Also, I realize you are kidding I just tend to kid back. This is why misunderstandings like this happen. My friends think I don't get sarcasm because I play along with the joke to much.

The "young" part also allows us to reset the age process.

Yup, if we touch ourselves, we are young again.

No downside.

 

[RagingScottsman]

Wangs. Picture the new disturbing world that would be forged.

 

[KarumaK]

Obviously a stone that grants uncorrupted wishes.

First thing I touch I use to remove the curse and make it only work for me. From there... the universe is mine.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Zombies.

...Or crack..
*sniff*