The minor annoyances that keep us all from accepting the invitations to attend Hogwarts

[maddawg IAJI]

xDD

I've never had this much fun with magic! And who says using magic outside of Hogwarts is irresponsible!?

Alright, I've had my fun. Finite Incantatem! There ya go. No hard feelings right?

Perhaps you're right
EDIT: WE'RE IN THE SAME STATE MADDBOSTONTERRIER! Okay to save us both the two hour drive, let's meet in Worcester for a magical duel to the death! High noon on the day of the "Jade moon" good for you? For the record I don't know when the "Jade moon" takes place but all the hot babes of western MA say that all the loser dudes from eastern MA are too chicken to fight then.

Worchester? You silly little Blue Robed muggle, we're meeting in Salem, its the only place where this will fit and we can get 50% of revenue from selling tickets! THEY GO NUTS FOR THIS KINDA STUFF! NUTS I SAY!

As for the Jade Moon, I think you may be getting your fantasy worlds mixed up.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jade_Moon

But, in the case that I am wrong! I will see you in Worchester...or Salem....which ever you would prefer. On the day the Jade moon shines bright! Until that day, I will enjoy the full use of my limbs, but just case, I think I may start practicing crawling with my eyebrows.

You mean the person who LIVES will get 50%! Salem, Jade moon, you're on! Oh and as far as the witches of Salem go, there was a witch in my town too. Only thing is, she didn't die she went to court and the dumbass Judges and Juries (of BOSTON) found her innocent (as IF!). There's a long history of powerful wizards and witches from my town. In fact there's a HUGE fucking statue of our towns most powerful warlock in Boston (he was a military general who enchanted a harem of women to follow his men throughout the lands and provide all sorts of dark deeds ((this is totally true!!)))!

Spoiler

he could break free from his metal shell anytime on his super spooky invisible to all except thoughs who have seen people die horses and crush you puny state building whenever he wanted!

Pffft, you think that's bad. I use to live in New Bedford. We had so many strange and twisted men and woman use their abilites for profit! For example, Harry Stovey would enchant his bat and charmed himself so he would be capable of sliding feet first! Lewis Temple created Magical Harpoons which would slay thousands of whales (And several people too) and Fredrick Douglass? Don't even get me started on him.

Spoiler: I mean just look at him!

JUST LOOK AT THAT BEARD! He is obviously the most dangerous warlock to walk the east coast!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Because Black Cloaks are SO last century.

That's ironinc coming from someone who's avatar is wearing a black jacket. Sure, it's not a cloak, but considering how fabulous it is, it may as well be.

Why not Hogwarts? Because I'd be sent to the US coounterpart, that's why. Also, I woulld last there long either because a real teenager couldn't last in one of those uptight magic schools.

 

[Ldude893]

I dislike boarding schools in general. Plus, why would I attend a school that has been endangered by dark magical forces for seven straight years? Do you know how many people died/were murdered at that school?

 

[lariat37]

I can't go because I'm hanging out on Mars with Rumbleroar.

 

[Hollock]

xDD

I've never had this much fun with magic! And who says using magic outside of Hogwarts is irresponsible!?

Alright, I've had my fun. Finite Incantatem! There ya go. No hard feelings right?

Perhaps you're right
EDIT: WE'RE IN THE SAME STATE MADDBOSTONTERRIER! Okay to save us both the two hour drive, let's meet in Worcester for a magical duel to the death! High noon on the day of the "Jade moon" good for you? For the record I don't know when the "Jade moon" takes place but all the hot babes of western MA say that all the loser dudes from eastern MA are too chicken to fight then.

Worchester? You silly little Blue Robed muggle, we're meeting in Salem, its the only place where this will fit and we can get 50% of revenue from selling tickets! THEY GO NUTS FOR THIS KINDA STUFF! NUTS I SAY!

As for the Jade Moon, I think you may be getting your fantasy worlds mixed up.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jade_Moon

But, in the case that I am wrong! I will see you in Worchester...or Salem....which ever you would prefer. On the day the Jade moon shines bright! Until that day, I will enjoy the full use of my limbs, but just case, I think I may start practicing crawling with my eyebrows.

You mean the person who LIVES will get 50%! Salem, Jade moon, you're on! Oh and as far as the witches of Salem go, there was a witch in my town too. Only thing is, she didn't die she went to court and the dumbass Judges and Juries (of BOSTON) found her innocent (as IF!). There's a long history of powerful wizards and witches from my town. In fact there's a HUGE fucking statue of our towns most powerful warlock in Boston (he was a military general who enchanted a harem of women to follow his men throughout the lands and provide all sorts of dark deeds ((this is totally true!!)))!

Spoiler

he could break free from his metal shell anytime on his super spooky invisible to all except thoughs who have seen people die horses and crush you puny state building whenever he wanted!

Pffft, you think that's bad. I use to live in New Bedford. We had so many strange and twisted men and woman use their abilites for profit! For example, Harry Stovey would enchant his bat and charmed himself so he would be capable of sliding feet first! Lewis Temple created Magical Harpoons which would slay thousands of whales (And several people too) and Fredrick Douglass? Don't even get me started on him.

Spoiler: I mean just look at him!

JUST LOOK AT THAT BEARD! He is obviously the most dangerous warlock to walk the east coast!

0.0 That's a wizards beard if I ever saw one. But It's almost 3:00 am and I dont want to conjur up coffee to stay a wake so just promis me you'll wait until the moon shines a sparkling Jade and we're both in Salem before we fight. (p.s Let's meet at the "house of the 7 gables")

 

[Lenny Magic]

Well I hear it is pretty dull, I mean once you get past the "Omg there is magic everywhere" it is just like any other school. I would rather sit at home and eat chocolate frogs...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

xDD

I've never had this much fun with magic! And who says using magic outside of Hogwarts is irresponsible!?

Alright, I've had my fun. Finite Incantatem! There ya go. No hard feelings right?

Perhaps you're right
EDIT: WE'RE IN THE SAME STATE MADDBOSTONTERRIER! Okay to save us both the two hour drive, let's meet in Worcester for a magical duel to the death! High noon on the day of the "Jade moon" good for you? For the record I don't know when the "Jade moon" takes place but all the hot babes of western MA say that all the loser dudes from eastern MA are too chicken to fight then.

Worchester? You silly little Blue Robed muggle, we're meeting in Salem, its the only place where this will fit and we can get 50% of revenue from selling tickets! THEY GO NUTS FOR THIS KINDA STUFF! NUTS I SAY!

As for the Jade Moon, I think you may be getting your fantasy worlds mixed up.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jade_Moon

But, in the case that I am wrong! I will see you in Worchester...or Salem....which ever you would prefer. On the day the Jade moon shines bright! Until that day, I will enjoy the full use of my limbs, but just case, I think I may start practicing crawling with my eyebrows.

You mean the person who LIVES will get 50%! Salem, Jade moon, you're on! Oh and as far as the witches of Salem go, there was a witch in my town too. Only thing is, she didn't die she went to court and the dumbass Judges and Juries (of BOSTON) found her innocent (as IF!). There's a long history of powerful wizards and witches from my town. In fact there's a HUGE fucking statue of our towns most powerful warlock in Boston (he was a military general who enchanted a harem of women to follow his men throughout the lands and provide all sorts of dark deeds ((this is totally true!!)))!

Spoiler

he could break free from his metal shell anytime on his super spooky invisible to all except thoughs who have seen people die horses and crush you puny state building whenever he wanted!

Pffft, you think that's bad. I use to live in New Bedford. We had so many strange and twisted men and woman use their abilites for profit! For example, Harry Stovey would enchant his bat and charmed himself so he would be capable of sliding feet first! Lewis Temple created Magical Harpoons which would slay thousands of whales (And several people too) and Fredrick Douglass? Don't even get me started on him.

Spoiler: I mean just look at him!

JUST LOOK AT THAT BEARD! He is obviously the most dangerous warlock to walk the east coast!

0.0 That's a wizards beard if I ever saw one. But It's almost 3:00 am and I dont want to conjur up coffee to stay a wake so just promis me you'll wait until the moon shines a sparkling Jade and we're both in Salem before we fight. (p.s Let's meet at the "house of the 7 gables")

Douglass has long since died, but his images still stare into your soul!!!!!

And fair enough. I should do the same as well, until the sparkling Jade moon appears, I will hone my magic abilities. May the best wizard win!

(P.S. I don't really know the geography of Salem all that well. For some reason, I always find myself in front of the Bewitched Statue.)

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

So why aren't you going to Hogwarts?

Because I'm apprenticed to Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden, which I find far more hands-on. Also, Harry Dresden is WAY sexier than that ugly British kid. Ick.

Plus, my fellow apprentice is really hot. Too bad she's straight. Sigh.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

I am a man of science, so I will be happy with my mechsuits and laser weaponry while you're learning how to turn rats into snuffboxes.

Wouldn't a man of science want to study this Magical (Pft) phenomenon? WE MUST STUDY, FOR SCIENCE.

Better idea, we simply explain it off as microscopic organisms in their blood, magichloreans will destroy reputation losing them funding, and since it's a private school the government can't back them up.

 

[Nouw]

Because they don't have computers, video games, movies or books and they're usually Elitist assholes. (Oh Muggles are so lowly people!)

 

[The_Echo]

I am a man of science, so I will be happy with my mechsuits and laser weaponry while you're learning how to turn rats into snuffboxes.

Organic life is (to my knowledge) much more complex than machinery. If they can turn an animal into something that isn't even a form of life, such as a cup, I think it's safe to say that your lasers have nothing on magic. You guys have limits a la the laws of physics and the need for continual progress. Magic, on the other hand, relies on no real law to let it work, so a wizard could easily turn your death ray gun into a bunny, or simply apparate far from your location.

OT: I don't like traveling, and that's much too far for me to handle.

It might also be because I'm a muggle. My hair is magical, though.

 

[Double A]

I'm not going because I'm too busy smoking Longbottom Leaf at the Green Dragon.

 

[Hemlet]

I wouldn't go because all of the magic they teach you there is PITIFUL. I mean come on, everyone knows that the best way to learn useful magic is travel the world getting into random encounters and occasionally joining a party of like-minded individuals on a quest to save/enslave the world!

Also, the guy everyone is afraid of is some sort of incompetent burn victim who is completely incapable of doing anything on his own, despite his supposed "great power". Seriously, he can't even manage to kill one child, and the only time he's ever been a threat is when he's had someone ELSE do the dirty work for him. This guy got his ass kicked by an infant when he was at his height of power, and I'm supposed to be scared of that? Pfft, please, I've heard of more menacing kobolds than this tool.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

You would have to be fucking crazy.

The benefit would FAR outweight any annoyances, risks, etc. and my mind would be blown if any person didn't take that offer immediately.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Because they worship this one kid like Jesus or something... even though he didn't really accomplish anything before the first year. He just became of prodigy with no experience and saves everyone every school year.

My homosexuality might bother people, 'cause you know how British private schools are about that *Dumbeldor peaks into my room with a twinkle in his eye*

Get out of here old man! I'll tell the ministry of magic to arrest you for sexual harrassment!

 

[Bernzz]

I'd get kicked out for using magic when not in school. No question.

 

[Sebenko]

Becuase I'm a technologist, and as we all know, magic and technology cannot co-exist. If I were to go to hogwarts, I would probably have a splitting headache all day, every day, and every class I was in would be a faliure.

Dumping a wizard at CERN would have much the same effect.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

Wizards and witches annoy the crap out of me.

That, plus having to go an entire school year without internet, videogames or DVDs? PASS.

That said, I'd like to try climbing up a clock tower in Hogwarts with a sniper rifle and just go nuts.

 

[TheTejs]

Because i hate gingers