Pffft, you think that's bad. I use to live in New Bedford. We had so many strange and twisted men and woman use their abilites for profit! For example, Harry Stovey would enchant his bat and charmed himself so he would be capable of sliding feet first! Lewis Temple created Magical Harpoons which would slay thousands of whales (And several people too) and Fredrick Douglass? Don't even get me started on him.Hollock said:You mean the person who LIVES will get 50%! Salem, Jade moon, you're on! Oh and as far as the witches of Salem go, there was a witch in my town too. Only thing is, she didn't die she went to court and the dumbass Judges and Juries (of BOSTON) found her innocent (as IF!). There's a long history of powerful wizards and witches from my town. In fact there's a HUGE fucking statue of our towns most powerful warlock in Boston (he was a military general who enchanted a harem of women to follow his men throughout the lands and provide all sorts of dark deeds ((this is totally true!!)))!maddawg IAJI said:Worchester? You silly little Blue Robed muggle, we're meeting in Salem, its the only place where this will fit and we can get 50% of revenue from selling tickets! THEY GO NUTS FOR THIS KINDA STUFF! NUTS I SAY!Hollock said:Perhaps you're rightmaddawg IAJI said:xDD
I've never had this much fun with magic! And who says using magic outside of Hogwarts is irresponsible!?
Alright, I've had my fun. Finite Incantatem! There ya go. No hard feelings right?
EDIT: WE'RE IN THE SAME STATE MADDBOSTONTERRIER! Okay to save us both the two hour drive, let's meet in Worcester for a magical duel to the death! High noon on the day of the "Jade moon" good for you? For the record I don't know when the "Jade moon" takes place but all the hot babes of western MA say that all the loser dudes from eastern MA are too chicken to fight then.
As for the Jade Moon, I think you may be getting your fantasy worlds mixed up.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jade_Moon
But, in the case that I am wrong! I will see you in Worchester...or Salem....which ever you would prefer. On the day the Jade moon shines bright! Until that day, I will enjoy the full use of my limbs, but just case, I think I may start practicing crawling with my eyebrows.![]()
he could break free from his metal shell anytime on his super spooky invisible to all except thoughs who have seen people die horses and crush you puny state building whenever he wanted!
