The most awkward moment with your parents...
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Trivea said:
Wow, that really is awkward... and creepy.
OT: Probably when my mum informed me during a discuss about relationships that my dad was the only man she has ever had sex with and she had only done it when she had decided she wanted to marry him... her point was against casual sex I think but that was more than I ever wanted to know!
Walking in the house at the ass crack of dawn in a slightly torn dress with a fist full of singles, a black eye, and holding a purse after being out for almost 24 hours with no real word home of when I'd be back.
and shamefully no, the phrase "and tequila was involved" did not apply.
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hm... looks like my first post didnt go through. Lets hope it doesnt mysteriously appear out of no where later.
and shamefully no, the phrase "and tequila was involved" did not apply.
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hm... looks like my first post didnt go through. Lets hope it doesnt mysteriously appear out of no where later.
I can't recall any, yet I do remember caughting my parents watching porn (and not just some movie with nudity, I'm talking about skinnemax here). Not together and thankfully with their hands away from their genitals.
One of her friends has a sister thats a bit of a .... nice word for slut .... can't think of one. She's a bit "loose" to be polite. So my daughters friend had overheard a conversation and heard that question and then asked her friends.Arontala said:
Our daughter didn't know what to make of it so she asked my wife.
She had no clue what it meant, the shock value was just the bluntness of the question and us not having the slightest clue what to say.
Me and my best friend sleep on my massive king-sized bed when he spends the night. Now I won't deny that some slightly suggestive (not hardcore) things haven't gone on but this conversation came up with my mom (Keep in mind she thinks the LGBT community is the devil incarnate). "I don't see why one of you just doesn't sleep on the floor." "It's not weird unless you make it weird." "Well the don't make it weird." My mom basically tells me "don't have gay sex with your best friend."
Whenever my mom sees a woman on my computer/TV screen.
Any woman.
She could be in a hazmat suit, and my mom will come in and say "What are you watching?", like she's found some secret porn stash.
She also thought The Guild was porn.
*sigh*
Any woman.
She could be in a hazmat suit, and my mom will come in and say "What are you watching?", like she's found some secret porn stash.
She also thought The Guild was porn.
*sigh*
I never really had one, however I remember being at my friends family get together. Her family had found a porn fanfiction she was writing dealing with two male character and decided to read it a loud to the entire family...
As I posted in the duplicate thread, coming out is the most awkward thing I've done with both of my parents.FrostyChick said:
More recently, I asked my mother if she was getting all her aging lady parts taken care of, mammograms and what have you because she can be a bit harebrained. In this I mentioned that I go to a Planned Parenthood in a nearby town. As a gay man, it should be pretty obvious why I go there. (Hint: It's not for a NuvaRing refill)
Up to this point it wasn't too awkward, but then she kept trying to pry details out of me and asked the stupid obvious and passive-aggressive questions like "Why do you go to Planned Parenthood?" and "So you're sexually active, then?"
That akward moment when you accidently have sex with your mom..
Seriously, I dont find much that akward. If I am one way around a gangster pothead, I should still be the same person if I am around a priest or my parents. It's called being yourself. I've never found sex scenes that akward... my parents have, but I havent.
Seriously, I dont find much that akward. If I am one way around a gangster pothead, I should still be the same person if I am around a priest or my parents. It's called being yourself. I've never found sex scenes that akward... my parents have, but I havent.
Ahem!Mackheath said:
Several nights ago, I walked in on my parents having sex. I only went to ask if I could have the last beer. (I'd assumed my dad was asleep on the sofa, because the TV was still on.) I made a hasty retreat, and didn't talk to them for the next 48 hours. Which is a shame, because after that, I really needed a beer.
I was around 15 and even though I didn't really have a curfew, it was given I had to get home at some point around midnight. Well one day I pressed my luck a little too long and showed up at 5 am. I thought my parents would still be asleep, but low and behold as I'm walking through the front door, there's my parents watching TV. They had just woken up for the morning.
It was really awkward because my mother took it like a slap to the face, she wasn't angry, just shocked. And not in a homophobic way or anything. But up until then, out of my other siblings I was the normal boring one.Dags90 said:
A weird question. What is Planned Parenthood?
Oh, and don't take this the wrong way, but I was under the impression you were a woman. >.>
Sorry, should have checked profile before making assumptions, I know.
Being asked no less than 5 fucking times by my grandmother if I was gay. Goddamn...
And then, later in life (like... 2 years or so), I got caught having a sparring session with myself, if you get me...
And then, later in life (like... 2 years or so), I got caught having a sparring session with myself, if you get me...
Well mine was actually two times that were connected the first was a few years back when my parents caught me having sex with my boyfriend of the time. The second was about a week or so later when they caught me making out with my current girlfriend (my boyfriend having been dumped not long after my parents caught us because he was cheating). What followed after my girlfriend made her excuses to leave was possibly the worse conversation I have ever had.
Planned Parenthood is a sexual health clinic in the U.S. They do things like mammograms, Pap smears, prostate checks, abortions, prescribing contraception, as well as STD testing. It's actually cheaper for me to go to Planned Parenthood and not use my health insurance to get tested.FrostyChick said:
I also got a truly facepalm worthy spiel from my mother around the time of my first date about how guys are predators out to get me. ~_~