The most awkward moment with your parents...

[MissDK]

Well my most recent awkward moment happened this summer, when my boy friend (He lives in America) came to vist me (I live in Europe). I am in high school so I still live at home with my parents. Anyway, on the last night that he was here we were being a bit.. loud. And the morning after my parents told that they hadn't slept at all. Pretty awful in my opinion.....

 

[Ruwrak]

"Son, are you gay?"
"Nope, I'm still not gay."


Monthly talk. Not so awkward anymore. Rather annoying.

 

[cathou]

"Mum, there's something I have to tell you... I'm a lesbian..."

well at least you told her. My mom knew i had kissed a girl before but she was 100% sure that i wasnt lesbian and that it was only an "experience". i had a girlfirend, and sometimes she came at night entering by my window, leaving before my parents wake up. sometimes she had to leave in a rush and she forgot something. before she could tell me, i found my mom at the kitchen table, with a bra in her hands

-are you a lesbian ?
-no, i'm not...
-why i found this under your bed ?
-ehh.. it's mine ?
-you dont even fit in it...

akward silence

 

[FrostyChick]

well at least you told her. My mom knew I had kissed a girl before but she was 100% sure that I wasn't lesbian and that it was only an "experience". I had a girlfirend, and sometimes she came at night entering by my window, leaving before my parents wake up. sometimes she had to leave in a rush and she forgot something. before she could tell me, I found my mom at the kitchen table, with a bra in her hands

-are you a lesbian ?
-no, I'm not...
-why I found this under your bed ?
-ehh.. it's mine ?
-you don't even fit in it...

awkward silence

Wow, I'd have completely freaked if that happened to me...

Thankfully I'm insanely good at hiding stuff, most people don't know I've ever had a girlfriend.

 

[DoxyGrim]

I guess having the sex talk with my mother was pretty awkward, since she initiated it and wouldn't let me leave the room until she had explained literally everything.

I think the most awkward moment was telling her that I want to be a stripper and a nude model when I'm older.

Oh, and confronting her about the lesbian porn I found in the family movie collection.

 

[Sulacu]

It wasn't exactly MY most awkward moment with MY parents, but as far as awkwardness goes, my cousin takes the cake.

It went something like this.

Spoiler

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[antidonkey]

I walked in on my father getting a BJ. I found it quite the hilarious turn of events. If only he'd locked the front door to buy a few precious seconds.

 

[Harveypot]

Mine was when they wanted to see my Youtube videos. The videos are, basically, fucking weird. I do surreal humour and am really unsuccessful but I just do it for fun and to entertain my friends. But Mum and Dad sat there awkwardly for a while before I managed to get out of it by showing them one that a friend did. This one was even weirder than mine and they started taking the piss out of him instead of me, thank fuck.

 

[lovestomooch]

Didn't happen to me but my bro says he was fapping away and our mum comes in right when she should've knocked... haha he says he had to pull his pants up quick and then when she left put them in the wash lawl

 

[Maxtro]

Watching MadTv with my mom (sketch comedy show)

The sketch was a girl and two guys, one of the guys was a nerd. For some reason they started talking about penis size. The jock guy says that average size is 6 inches. Then the nerd says, "Really? I'm much bigger than that." Then the girl starts putting her hand on the nerd.

I'm silent the whole time.

Mom turns to me.

"You know that a big penis can really hurt."

 

[lovestomooch]

It wasn't exactly MY most awkward moment with MY parents, but as far as awkwardness goes, my cousin takes the cake.

It went something like this.

Spoiler

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At least your grandma didn't seem to mind

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

I want to say the conversation when I got told I was adopted, but it was probably the three months after that that were the real awkward bit.

 

[Estoki]

Inb4 ponies.

On another note, absolutely nothing.

I have pretty okay parents.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Waaaaaaaaaay back in the wee days of my childhood when I had Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty I used to take photos of those pin up posters in the lockers and over the course of dozens of playthroughs, I amassed a huge collection of the things. Now don't ask me how this happened because I honestly don't know but once when I was called into the living room, my parents and grandmother were sitting on the sofa looking very perplexed at the TV screen. What was on the screen? The PS2 memory card, proudly displaying the pervy photo album I had created! Only through some audacious lies was I able to get out of it, prudish reputation intact.

I want to say the conversation when I got told I was adopted, but it was probably the three months after that that were the real awkward bit.

Your avatar was just watching me while I typed.....watching and judging.....

 

[KaiserKnight]

Not my parents but with a good friend of mine. Her mom has a tendency of yelling her name instead of walking downstairs. Anyways we were at her (Karen) place with a few others having a lan party when we can hear mom yelling her name a few times then finally scream her full name out. Karen runs ups stairs yelling 'What!?' then silence. After a few minutes she comes downstairs with an emotionless look. Well she was pretty much quiet the rest of the night and when it got late everyone but myself and another mutual friend crash in the living room (both of us were friends of her family for a while)

In the morning we were having breakfast and this HEAVY tension is in the air. Well my other friend and I exchange looks quietly agreeing one of us should say something. Before we can Karen looks up saying "Mother, why did you say my name while achieving orgasm?"....yeah I grabbed my coffee and went out front to read the paper for the rest of that talk. Never asked her or Scott (mutual friend) how it went.