My grandmother spent over an hour the other day telling us she feels that Islam is an evil religion because of all of the suicide bombers it creates. I first tried to point out that the whole suicide bomber thing generally wasn't taught as part of a Muslim upbringing, but she snorted and carried on. I then tried to point out the situation in Ireland with the IRA, and the Crusades, and she waved her hand and said "well that's all right, that's white people, isn't it?" When I then told her I sat next to a Muslim for three years at university without getting blown up, she changed tack and began to lament how "perfectly good men" were ruining women's lives by being gay. She then insulted my mother's parents because, unlike her, they are totally fine with ethnic minorities and gay people, and which point my mum had to go and lock herself in her bedroom before she throttled her, and Dad and I pointedly said it was time for her to go home.
Be a while before we invite her back around for dinner.
Be a while before we invite her back around for dinner.