Next time, before jumping on me with your "don't make me laugh" remark, I suggest you read this whole thread and realise I ment it with banter and that it's nothing compared to what some people have been through.Frungy said:
Get over yourself.
The Most Horrific Pain of Your Life
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Woke up from major spinal surgery (titanium rods, vertibrae fusion) to an oxygen mask over one of my eyes, machines beeping and people walking around me rather quickly. Freaked out and tried to sit up - MISTAKE.
Good thing they gave me one of those machines that dispense morphene at the touch of a button!
Good thing they gave me one of those machines that dispense morphene at the touch of a button!
The worst pain I've had was getting teeth whitened.(not my choice) That process hurts like hell. the hour or so after you can just e sitting around getting stabs of pain going through you nerves in your mouth. Thankfully I have a nice set of shiny white teeth to show for the pain.
yea... Thankfully that's the worst
yea... Thankfully that's the worst
Not me but my dad.
necrotizing faciitis look it up. in his hand then ate its way through his arm until the surgeons had cut enough infected flesh away. also toxic shock syndrome killing his insides at the same time.
18 months and 10 ops later and the ulner is still poking through the elbow.
interesting fact: living bone is squishy and slimey.
necrotizing faciitis look it up. in his hand then ate its way through his arm until the surgeons had cut enough infected flesh away. also toxic shock syndrome killing his insides at the same time.
18 months and 10 ops later and the ulner is still poking through the elbow.
interesting fact: living bone is squishy and slimey.
I've had a few serious injuries in the past but I don't think I've ever been in true agony. Things like breaking bones, deep cuts from various accidents; I've been punctured twice, once through the arm and once in my leg, the leg was a shard of glass, the arm was another piece of glass, but it was a broken bottle and it wasn't an accident.
But, still, I don't consider any of them to be all that painful since most of the time the worst of the pain only lasts for a few hours at most.
No, the worst thing I've ever felt was depression, it's not a physical pain, obviously, but ask anyone what living with the black dog is like and they'll be able to tell you many stories of just how horrible it can be. There's literally no escape from it and the scars last a lifetime, what's even worse is that it can come back at any moment if you're not careful.
I'm pretty much over it now, but unless you've dealt with it personally and felt it for yourself, there's no describing what it feels like. I understand it's not pain as most people understand it, but it's not pleasant at all and I'll be damned if I ever go back to that place again.
But, still, I don't consider any of them to be all that painful since most of the time the worst of the pain only lasts for a few hours at most.
No, the worst thing I've ever felt was depression, it's not a physical pain, obviously, but ask anyone what living with the black dog is like and they'll be able to tell you many stories of just how horrible it can be. There's literally no escape from it and the scars last a lifetime, what's even worse is that it can come back at any moment if you're not careful.
I'm pretty much over it now, but unless you've dealt with it personally and felt it for yourself, there's no describing what it feels like. I understand it's not pain as most people understand it, but it's not pleasant at all and I'll be damned if I ever go back to that place again.
Last year i was doing some missionairy work in Africa,we were working in a small village in the middle of the bush (thats the countryside) and of course with africa being a massive ass country this meant we were about eight hours from the nearest town and about ten from the nearest hospital, of course being as difficult as i usually am this was the time and place where i decided to get intense pains in my kidney area, the village doctor diagnosed it as apendicices, aparentley it was really serious so there was no time to drive to the hospital....
Now being a kind hearted soul the village doctor agreed to perform surjury on me, but of course being a small village in the middle of nowhere he had next to no medical supplies, after a small whip round around the local villages (this took about an hour) he mannaged to get enough aniesthetic (spelling?) to, i qoute
"numb the pain enough to operate"
.....I was held down on a table by three HUMUNGOUS guys and my legs and head were also strapped down, the doctor used what i can only describe as a sharpened spoon to cut me open and remove my appendics.....even with the anestheic (which was mixed with some kind of energy powder to stop me falling asleep)it was the most intense pain ever, to this day i still have a massive ass scar, i went back to the village three years later and i got the doctor to tattoo his name next to it....
That was a good operation...
Now being a kind hearted soul the village doctor agreed to perform surjury on me, but of course being a small village in the middle of nowhere he had next to no medical supplies, after a small whip round around the local villages (this took about an hour) he mannaged to get enough aniesthetic (spelling?) to, i qoute
"numb the pain enough to operate"
.....I was held down on a table by three HUMUNGOUS guys and my legs and head were also strapped down, the doctor used what i can only describe as a sharpened spoon to cut me open and remove my appendics.....even with the anestheic (which was mixed with some kind of energy powder to stop me falling asleep)it was the most intense pain ever, to this day i still have a massive ass scar, i went back to the village three years later and i got the doctor to tattoo his name next to it....
That was a good operation...
Ok how to put this in a series of events...
I missed the goal
Something split
Threw up in the bathroom and shivered feverishly for 10 mins
Watched Judge dread
It hurted when I pee.
I missed the goal
Something split
Threw up in the bathroom and shivered feverishly for 10 mins
Watched Judge dread
It hurted when I pee.
1st day with braces. Ya I'm a nerd who doesn't go outside and take dangerous actions. A TRUE nerd.
When I was eight, I started to feel a twinge in my chest and upper stomach, but when my mother took me to the doctors, they couldn't find anything wrong. By age 14, I was in constant pain. By this time though, my parents just thought I didn't want to go to school. At age 16 I could no longer get up, but they finally found out was wrong. The valve connecting my stomach to my esophagus had never worked properly, so the acid in my stomach was able to come up through my throat. It was cancer causing, but operable.
It's almost impossible to burp or vomit now and I'm not allowed to have soda or alcohol; it's a tiny price to pay.
It's almost impossible to burp or vomit now and I'm not allowed to have soda or alcohol; it's a tiny price to pay.
Labyrinthitis. (look it up) I was so dizzy, I couldn't even move without throwing up for 8 months. It still resurges every once in a while, though now it only lasts a day when it resurfaces.
Dying from dehydration. It was just before I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, which made my blood-sugar so high I couldn't eat or drink for 3 days without throwing it right back up. Then my parents took me to the hospital and I had a catheter put in...it sucked.
He he, oh I stubbed my toe, oh I got an ear infection, oh my doggie bit me, oh I was in the shower and I accidentally fell on a cucumber. You just trumped them all.FamoFunk said:
I have been told by someone with kids that passing a kidney stone is almost as bad as transition, almost. I've had that happen to me. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Keep your fluids up kiddies.
Wow, Bet your mate shat himself.CHIMP MAGNET said:
OT: Landing on a coffee table and splitting my cheek open. Blood everywhere. Stitches required as the hospital.
Having third degree sunburn on my back and shoulders, coming home from vacation, and my sister accidentally tearing her nails down my back...ouch.
Pain in my mouth is the worst pain I know.
I've had braces, and I pulled out 2 teeth before getting it - worst days of my life ever. The first tooth's numbness went away very quickly, causing me to roll on the floor whining to myself while crying a lot.
The other tooth, that numbness lasted way to long and my brother and dad ate up all the dinner - assuming I wouldn't want any because I couldn't feel anything in my mouth. That was mostly painful because I was actually really, REALLY hungry and I cried in my room until mom heard me and then got me a pita burger for dinner(nommy).
I broke my arm when I was 4, but I can't remember that incident at all, so. I've not experienced much pain.
I've had braces, and I pulled out 2 teeth before getting it - worst days of my life ever. The first tooth's numbness went away very quickly, causing me to roll on the floor whining to myself while crying a lot.
The other tooth, that numbness lasted way to long and my brother and dad ate up all the dinner - assuming I wouldn't want any because I couldn't feel anything in my mouth. That was mostly painful because I was actually really, REALLY hungry and I cried in my room until mom heard me and then got me a pita burger for dinner(nommy).
I broke my arm when I was 4, but I can't remember that incident at all, so. I've not experienced much pain.
I saw a kid fall from about a metre high onto ashphalt. And it was the high-friciton one too where if you rubbed yourself across it you'd probably bleed. Needless to say I was a lot younger and a teacher saw it, all i saw was blood everywhere and heard crying. Saw him later with about 5 stitches on his forehead and a noticable cut. Sucked to be him.Aphex Demon said:
Me, from what I can't remember, falling backwards through a window and having my head split open, then doing it again through the same window a few months later, getting myself run over by falling asleep in the driveway (I think... I don't really remember) and then getting them driving forward to see what the problem was (who the hell doesn't just stop? This was my aunty as well) and now have a 3cm by 8cm scar on my leg (also a scaro n my head from the fall), putting a knife in a power socket, and having my brother jump on me and having to go to hospital for lung problems or something... that one I only remember me being on the bed and me being wheeled to the ambulance.
From what I can remember I haven't had much, I had surgery recently but there wasn't that much pain and I didn't need any medication after the original anaesthetic (if you really want to know... arse surgery.... embaressment x9000), or my mate accidentally elbowing me in the face triggering me to cry even though it didn't hurt much (normally force to the nose does it), that was embaressment. Or having an in-grown toenail and having to peel it back in a hot salty bath and having alot of blood squirt out once you've done it.