The most horrific thing that has happened to your nobler parts

[Monsterfurby]

Three-year old niece punched me. Apparently thought it was funny. Hint: it wasn't.

 

[Bernzz]

Stood with my legs either side of a skinny makeshift see-saw. Mate of mine jumped from a tree on the other side. My side comes flying up. Wham. Ouch.

Or, when I got the other part caught in a zip. Also quite ouch. But not a cool story to tell.

 

[Jonluw]

I got out of the shower, and put the towel between my legs, pulled up, and made a sawing motion... I ended up crushing my danglers...

Also, your friend should've been wearing a jock strap. Grappling without one is painful, and reckless.

We did indeed go out and buy one each after that incident.
Incidentally, the very first day I wore my new jockstrap, my instructor kicked me in the groin.

Even with a jockstrap that hurts like hell. I sparred my best friend once, and he kicked me in the nuts. I'm glad I had the cup on. I'd probably no longer be a man otherwise...

It did hurt, but it was a strange feeling as well. My body knew where it had been kicked, but I did not experience that particular brand of "extends up into your stomach" pain. It was merely like being kicked any other place.

 

[Ramin 123]

Well i was playing football the other day and they were using one of them snow footballs (the orange ones) which means they're a lot heavier than normal. So I was pissing about with the other football we had for warm-up purposes then all I hear is look out, turn round and see this orange blur....well you know yourself.

The weird thing was I didn't feel the pain of it until a minute or two after it happened. I was more in shock at the start and then it was like....o m g.

Thankfully I haven't been bagged too many times

 

[Gahars]

When I was younger, I had a mini bike. It was awesome, and I was driving it around my backyard, feeling almost invincible. However, eventually my hubris got the best of me, and I lost control, hitting a tree in my neighbor's backyard and getting hit in the mean bean machine by the handle bars so hard that it left a bruise.

Yeah, I was never as keen to use that minibike afterwords.

 

[Nisemono]

I'm stupid enough let it get stuck between a zipper, twice. I got it out myself the first time but I had to go to the hospital when it happened again. It left a line shaped crater scar.

 

[zidine100]

well lets just say there was ice skating and a wall and the splits involved.

i ran into a wall with both legs going into opposite directions while going fast at ice skating, needless to say my balls were in the middle. was pretty damn funny.

 

[Yarpie]

Once I had to break very suddenly while riding my bike, resulting in me sliding of the saddle. The bike had a so called "high bar"... I was limping for the rest of that day.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

If you wish for a little extra discussion value, consider whether men can go through the same pain as women do in giving birth.

Getting caught in the knackers is worse than childbirth. This is not speculation or opinion, this is fact. Consider, for a moment, if you will: There comes a point in most long-term relationships when a woman will express her desire for another baby (already knowing the pain of the first). No man in history has ever turned to his wife and said: "Honey, it'd really enhance our lives if you kicked my nuts blue.". Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

 

[Lawyer105]

Stood with my legs either side of a skinny makeshift see-saw. Mate of mine jumped from a tree on the other side. My side comes flying up. Wham. Ouch.

Was that deliberate or just plain unlucky???

For me, it was when the school bully decided to demonstrate his "dominance" and kicked me in the balls as hard as he could... unfortunately for him, adrenaline is a great pain supressor. And he didn't feel nearly so brave once the emergency room got done putting his nose back in joint and stitching him back together.

Of course, when the adrenaline ran out I spent a good few minutes not doing much of anything at all. And got suspended as well! How's THAT fair?!

 

[C95J]

Hit myself in the nuts accidently with a badminton racket once, that hurt A LOT. Never swing a badminton racket, or indeed any racket full force into your own bollocks, please don't ask.

 

[Jonluw]

If you wish for a little extra discussion value, consider whether men can go through the same pain as women do in giving birth.

Getting caught in the knackers is worse than childbirth. This is not speculation or opinion, this is fact. Consider, for a moment, if you will: There comes a point in most long-term relationships when a woman will express her desire for another baby (already knowing the pain of the first). No man in history has ever turned to his wife and said: "Honey, it'd really enhance our lives if you kicked my nuts blue.". Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

I believe what one also must consider is whether we should set "being kicked in the sack for the same amount of time it takes to give birth" up against "giving birth", or if giving birth should be set up against one single kick.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

If you wish for a little extra discussion value, consider whether men can go through the same pain as women do in giving birth.

Getting caught in the knackers is worse than childbirth. This is not speculation or opinion, this is fact. Consider, for a moment, if you will: There comes a point in most long-term relationships when a woman will express her desire for another baby (already knowing the pain of the first). No man in history has ever turned to his wife and said: "Honey, it'd really enhance our lives if you kicked my nuts blue.". Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

I believe what one also must consider is whether we should set "being kicked in the sack for the same amount of time it takes to give birth" up against "giving birth", or if giving birth should be set up against one single kick.

Let's say repeated kicks for natural childbirth and one single kick for C-sections.

 

[Jokermonster]

Got it caught in a zipper...I'm wincing thinking about it now.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Take your pick ladies and gentlemen:

1 metre solid aluminium skull cane to the bollocks,skull first.

A Heavy Handed karate chop to the balls,courtesy of my hulking 6'2 brother.

My Foreskin getting stretched across my pants during a maths lesson,resulting in 50 minutes of sitting there with a painfully torn foreskin and the inside of one's little gentleman being rubbed rather painfully against my boxers.

 

[Vykrel]

A softball (baseball for you Yanks), very fast = very painful.

I also got punched very hard in them and took a football to them.

we have softball here, too... but we call the other one a soccerball

anyway, i have been hit in the nuts a few times. the worst it has gotten, ive just had to sit down for a minute. feeling sick and whatnot afterwards. nothing too bad

 

[Jonluw]

If you wish for a little extra discussion value, consider whether men can go through the same pain as women do in giving birth.

Getting caught in the knackers is worse than childbirth. This is not speculation or opinion, this is fact. Consider, for a moment, if you will: There comes a point in most long-term relationships when a woman will express her desire for another baby (already knowing the pain of the first). No man in history has ever turned to his wife and said: "Honey, it'd really enhance our lives if you kicked my nuts blue.". Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

I believe what one also must consider is whether we should set "being kicked in the sack for the same amount of time it takes to give birth" up against "giving birth", or if giving birth should be set up against one single kick.

Let's say repeated kicks for natural childbirth and one single kick for C-sections.

Then I figure we'll go with repeated kicks. C-sections don't count.

 

[Astoria]

If you wish for a little extra discussion value, consider whether men can go through the same pain as women do in giving birth.

Getting caught in the knackers is worse than childbirth. This is not speculation or opinion, this is fact. Consider, for a moment, if you will: There comes a point in most long-term relationships when a woman will express her desire for another baby (already knowing the pain of the first). No man in history has ever turned to his wife and said: "Honey, it'd really enhance our lives if you kicked my nuts blue.". Women know the pain of childbirth and can willingly go through it again, men know the pain of catching a shot to the sack and go to extraordinary lengths to never go through it again. I rest my case.

EDIT - /humour. [small]Since posts do not contain context.[/small]

While this may be true there is the whole 'if I go through this I'll have another child' thing whereas there isn't really any benefits to getting a kick to the nuts so women aren't going through the pain for nothing.

 

[Ekonk]

The all too famous knee.

Man did that hurt. Gaahhhhh I don't wanna think about it.


Also, how the fuck is it possible that we have two people saying that a girl bit them? Is this a common thing?