The most idiotic question you have ever heard?

[T-Bone24]

"What's a Metallica?"

"Was Steve Irwin the wheelchair guy?" He meant Stephen Hawking.

 

[internetzealot1]

Any question that Navi asks you.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

"How do you make that backwards 'b'?"
I fucking broke my nose, I facepalm'd so hard.

I remember this one. I showed my mother that Motivational Picture and she was dumbfounded... yeah I facepalmed hard on that.

Here's a couple

"So are you going to Nan's country house?" - After I spent the last two months saying I would never go there.

"Are you anorexic?" - My Aunt out west was horrid for this. No, just because you're overweight does not mean I am anorexic for losing weight.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I showed my friend an image of a goomba, he asked:

"What is that? Some game character?"

are we all supposed to know what goomba is, I don't even know what it is. Give the kid a break, unless this is something from his favorite form of media, then make fun of him.

I can let what you said slide a little, but not knowing what a goomba is and being under 40 is pretty sad IMO.

Well im sorry that im not a nintenbot and I acually really dislike the mario series. By the way i looked at the picture the guy gave me, thats how i know its from mario. And its not pretty sad to not ever hear of a name goomba.

I dislike mario too, but you can't really call yourself a gamer if you can't recognize the most common character(besides Bowser, in some ways) in all of one of the most well known games ever. I guess it is somewhat acceptable if you hate games for some reason or other, but not really otherwise... maybe if you're 10?

 

[Fudgo]

"How do you spell KFC?"

I left that college afterwards.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well there was this one girl who was writing a spelling test, and asked "Does spelling count?"

People that stupid just make me angry.

 

[Siegreich]

So is Korn like metal?

 

[faceless chick]

I once went to buy a Coke, and I asked the sales-woman "A 0.5 bottle of Coke, please".
She replied "What?". I repeated my statement. She replied "I don't understand,do you want a half a liter bottle?"

I facepalmed.

 

[Hot'n'steamy]

Should I get a PS3 or an XBOX 360?

 

[lostclause]

I'm going to assume everyone here knows the 'heads I won, tails you lose' thing. Most people get fooled by this once. My friends tried it on someone several times, explained it then tried her with it again and she fell for it.

 

[Julianking93]

College kid asked me while in cafetiria.

"Hey, do know how much this is?" refering to the vending machine that has a very large, bright yellow sign that says $1.25.

 

[Cantrix]

"Is your hair blue naturally?"

I kind of just went, "Um...no?", but now I really wish I'd said yes.

 

[Chicago Ted]

What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of lead?

 

[the_dancy_vagrant]

*after handing a waitress a $100 bill for a $35 tab*

"Do you need change?"


...last I checked $65 was 4 bills, not too hard to do. Unless she really thought I was going to give her the whole amount as a tip for the 3 burritos and drinks me and my friends had.

 

[ajb924]

"Is our national anthem the Oh say can you see or the star spangled banner?"
In an AP junior history class
FACEPALM

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Title say it all.
I got to say i never actually have heard a that stupid question.

Three Cardinal Sins of The Escapist

1) Referring to the title in replacement of actuall post content
2) Poor grammer in your Original Post
3) Not providing an example ( I mean, really? Is it that hard to even make up a semi-funny question)

OT: Sorry, I forgot, what comes after 12 o'clock?

 

[MetaKnight19]

A girl in my old religion class asked "You know the way you can get pregnant from a toilet seat?"

I couldn't speak for her stupidity.

That's a new kind of stupid right there.

 

[markstit]

Some one called to ask how much it cost to subscribe to a blog, it was my mom, at 2:34am, on a work night, fallowed up by, how do i shut the computer off. 2 hours and 4 ambian later i finally got back to bed.

 

[seidlet]

i was selling a woman fresh pasta and she asked me how to cook it. i told her that you just throw it in some boiling water for three minutes. she then, in all seriousness, asked me how to boil water. she was in her forties, at least.

i also had a friend once ask me if pee came out of your vagina. she was over the age of twenty, and that question is totally only acceptable under the age of six.

 

[SadakoMoose]

How do you say hello in "African"?
(Before doing a martial arts demonstration)
Can you speak Chinese?
(I am not Asian in appearance at all, they just asked because I have a black belt)