The most inappropriate thing you've ever heard... EVER!!!

[The Wykydtron]

There was about 10 mins of conversation between my Grandad and one of his friends that was entirely about how everyone from Pakistan is a liar and a cheat even those who weren't born there. Funniest thing i have ever heard in my life.

 

[80Maxwell08]

It would have to be Yahtzee's Schindler's List Easy Bake Oven. Ughh, that is gruesome to think about.

What a coincidence. Mine would probably when he said he goes to the cancer section to rub in kids' faces that he's an adult.

Uhhh

Well we (me and a friend in vent) were talking about the excessive amount of pedophiles out there, and he said, and I quote:

Spoiler

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

O.O

Ok random question. Exactly where did you hear this because I swear I've heard that before too. I know over vent but I mean do you remember anything else about the situation like exactly what vent used, was it for a game or something?

 

[Necrotech]

Doesn't entirely count, although I think others may disagree.

Why the fuck have I not pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever?

You still have another 30 years to do so...

 

[The Wykydtron]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

Sorry for posting twice but if someone walked in and said that i would be in tears laughing, seriously because i've only just stopped laughing at it now

 

[Dyp100]

So today my friend, who like me is a senior, told me he fancies a girl in the 9th grade, jokingly I said "Don't go chasing jailbait," after that one of my fringe friends just said, out of the blue... well, its really fucked up so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler

"There are people out there that rape kids"

I am deeply sorry for even having to write that, I was literally speechless when he said that, I was unaware someone could simply say something so inappropriate and be totally serious about it in the middle of a classroom.

So what's the most inappropriate, fucked up thing you've said or heard another person say, pleast provide context if it was a situatuion thing.

That's mean to be bad? That sounds like something me and my mates would say jokingly.

Yes, we're pretty much into shock and black humour and pushing the boundaries of funny before it becomes sick.

I mean, what's so wrong with it? Everyone has different standards, but it might just have been a mind fart on his part.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

OP are you 9? The title is kinda immature -_-

Anyway, probably some sexual jokes my teacher made during Science Class.

No I'm a high schools senior, but I am pretty immature so that's par for the course, not so sure your post really added much to the thread though.

?

Should I state more examples or be more specific? I really can't remember and that's the first thing that came to mind.

You might want to be more specific.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

So today my friend, who like me is a senior, told me he fancies a girl in the 9th grade, jokingly I said "Don't go chasing jailbait," after that one of my fringe friends just said, out of the blue... well, its really fucked up so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler

"There are people out there that rape kids"

I am deeply sorry for even having to write that, I was literally speechless when he said that, I was unaware someone could simply say something so inappropriate and be totally serious about it in the middle of a classroom.

So what's the most inappropriate, fucked up thing you've said or heard another person say, pleast provide context if it was a situatuion thing.

That's mean to be bad? That sounds like something me and my mates would say jokingly.

Yes, we're pretty much into shock and black humour and pushing the boundaries of funny before it becomes sick.

I mean, what's so wrong with it? Everyone has different standards, but it might just have been a mind fart on his part.

This kid is not like that he's so uptight you wouldn't expect somthing like that from him, anyway I was pretty shocked to hear him say something like that.

I also see no situation where that would be funny, maybe its just me.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

Sorry for posting twice but if someone walked in and said that i would be in tears laughing, seriously because i've only just stopped laughing at it now

Well, I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your day, but I was never one for shock humor, and I really can't see what context that would be funny in.

 

[Dyp100]

So today my friend, who like me is a senior, told me he fancies a girl in the 9th grade, jokingly I said "Don't go chasing jailbait," after that one of my fringe friends just said, out of the blue... well, its really fucked up so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler

"There are people out there that rape kids"

I am deeply sorry for even having to write that, I was literally speechless when he said that, I was unaware someone could simply say something so inappropriate and be totally serious about it in the middle of a classroom.

So what's the most inappropriate, fucked up thing you've said or heard another person say, pleast provide context if it was a situatuion thing.

That's mean to be bad? That sounds like something me and my mates would say jokingly.

Yes, we're pretty much into shock and black humour and pushing the boundaries of funny before it becomes sick.

I mean, what's so wrong with it? Everyone has different standards, but it might just have been a mind fart on his part.

This kid is not like that he's so uptight you wouldn't expect somthing like that from him, anyway I was pretty shocked to hear him say something like that.

I also see no situation where that would be funny, maybe its just me.

Maybe not, maybe not. I'm not saying specificaly that's what we'd say, but I'm just saying, it's in a similar vein of reply. Everyone has their tastes and would go to a certian limit on morals and all.

 

[Nouw]

OP are you 9? The title is kinda immature -_-

Anyway, probably some sexual jokes my teacher made during Science Class.

No I'm a high schools senior, but I am pretty immature so that's par for the course, not so sure your post really added much to the thread though.

?

Should I state more examples or be more specific? I really can't remember and that's the first thing that came to mind.

You might want to be more specific.

Thought it was fine by me >.> but sure. Take a look now!

 

[LarenzoAOG]

So today my friend, who like me is a senior, told me he fancies a girl in the 9th grade, jokingly I said "Don't go chasing jailbait," after that one of my fringe friends just said, out of the blue... well, its really fucked up so I'm gonna put it in a spoiler.

Spoiler

"There are people out there that rape kids"

I am deeply sorry for even having to write that, I was literally speechless when he said that, I was unaware someone could simply say something so inappropriate and be totally serious about it in the middle of a classroom.

So what's the most inappropriate, fucked up thing you've said or heard another person say, pleast provide context if it was a situatuion thing.

That's mean to be bad? That sounds like something me and my mates would say jokingly.

Yes, we're pretty much into shock and black humour and pushing the boundaries of funny before it becomes sick.

I mean, what's so wrong with it? Everyone has different standards, but it might just have been a mind fart on his part.

This kid is not like that he's so uptight you wouldn't expect somthing like that from him, anyway I was pretty shocked to hear him say something like that.

I also see no situation where that would be funny, maybe its just me.

Maybe not, maybe not. I'm not saying specificaly that's what we'd say, but I'm just saying, it's in a similar vein of reply. Everyone has their tastes and would go to a certian limit on morals and all.

Yeah, every one's got their own brand of humor.

 

[Boneasse]

A couple of mates and myself were sitting in a cinema watching the commercials before the film started. There was this commercial where the girls runs away from this guy to tease him, but in the end he catches her, they hug, and he smells her neck. (It was a perfume commercial).

So just as soon as it ends, it goes all quiet before the next one starts, and my one mate says;

"You know what I call girls who run faster than me?

... Virgins."

I kid you not, every single head in the cinema was turned in our direction as I laughed my ass off. It was so wildly inappropriate at the time, but so funny nontheless.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Given the any number of inappropriate things I say during a day, and the sheer number of people I know who are exactly like me, I have no fucking idea.

And honestly, what he said isn't even all that bad to me.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because the only one who had a dream got shot.

See? That's inappropriate, having a moment of stupid and saying something odd really isn't that big of a deal dude. I did it all the time during school, like a girl asked a buddy of mine why he stopped dating a friend of hers and I, without thinking, essentially told her that her friend had a stinky vag. Which the very same buddy of mine told me about once, so honestly, it's his fault.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Uhhh

Well we (me and a friend in vent) were talking about the excessive amount of pedophiles out there, and he said, and I quote:

Spoiler

"Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

O.O

... 0.0

...I was gonna put a quote I heard regarding gays and fat people, but uh, it's not nearly as disturbing as this...

Really? I've heard that a lot, it's fairly old from what I recall. It's one of those sayings specifically thought up to fuck with people.

So put down the quote bout qwars and land whales anyway.

 

[Omikron009]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

I'd be surprised, sure, but not offended. It would likely make me laugh. Blunt non-sequiturs crack me up.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

That's the most inappropriate thing you've ever heard? Seriously? I don't actually understand what's inappropriate about that statement. It's a fact.

OT: Probably the entirety of the movie "The Aristocrats."

It was just the blantentness of the comment that shocked me, giving the circumsatnces, a friend and I were just joking around and this guy just says something about child molestation.

Imagine you were just sitting around in your study, which I assume you have and I also assume its cozy and has a fireplace, and a guy walks in and says "people fuck kids" and walks out, I assume you would be pretty surprised.

I'd be surprised, sure, but not offended. It would likely make me laugh. Blunt non-sequiturs crack me up.

I guess its just me then, oh well, looking back on it now it does seem kind of funny.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Doesn't entirely count, although I think others may disagree.

Why the fuck have I not pre-ordered Duke Nukem Forever?

You still have another 30 years to do so...

Actually, a few months. Or haven't you heard? It's coming out this year. Or maybe it was 2012? I think it was 2011, though.

Honestly, I don't think there is anything. I've heard so many horribly offensive jokes, I can't say which is the most inappropriate. Look up some of Bo Burnham's comedy, and you'll get a sense of the humor I'm used to.

 

[e2density]

Ok random question. Exactly where did you hear this because I swear I've heard that before too. I know over vent but I mean do you remember anything else about the situation like exactly what vent used, was it for a game or something?

It was a private Vent, and the guy's name was Reprusu.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Healthcare for everyone is wrong."

Fine if you think there's logistics problems with the execution, but who in their right mind (besides not-quite Darwinists) would want to deny aid to people who need it?